- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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by publishing the Bible 3. They'll panic because they think they missed Bible 2!!!
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May 15, 2021 03:30
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- Adbot
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May 5, 2024 18:10
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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most of them never read bible 1 so maybe we need another strategy
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May 15, 2021 04:29
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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So far I have Bale and Slater, but I still need to obtain Ponder.
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May 15, 2021 06:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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So far I have Bale and Slater, but I still need to obtain Ponder.
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May 15, 2021 06:04
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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We're about due for a newer testament
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May 15, 2021 06:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What I meant is that I'm in the market for Dior handbags.
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May 15, 2021 06:16
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Jesus, but his carpentry specialization was in slate roof tilings.
Christian Slater
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May 15, 2021 11:38
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- Khanstant
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i replaced the cross with a floppy rubber one and when they try 2 crucify that dude its going to be funny
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May 15, 2021 18:22
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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"with scripture if you ain't outta control, you're not in control"
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 15, 2021 19:03
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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What idiot would use nails when you can just use a non destructive adhesive.
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May 15, 2021 21:36
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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3M Jesus
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May 15, 2021 21:37
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Our savior
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May 15, 2021 22:19
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- nut
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you want me to follow a south park character? lol ya ok
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May 15, 2021 22:26
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- Winifred Madgers
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Ha. When I die, my meaningless existence simply ceases.
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May 16, 2021 03:48
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Ha. When I die, my meaningless existence simply ceases.
We shall from here forward, on May 16, all gather around a fire and a turkey to remember the spirit of Goblin Craft who died for our posts
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May 16, 2021 07:42
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Own this
I have those same wrists. small world
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May 16, 2021 08:12
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i replaced the cross with a floppy rubber one and when they try 2 crucify that dude its going to be funny
lol
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May 16, 2021 08:49
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- wimsy
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Jesus had a son and his name was Grogu
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May 16, 2021 08:53
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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going to sell the story to disney so that jesus doesn't die in the end but the one caveat is that his mother is dead when the story begins
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May 16, 2021 11:31
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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going to sell the story to disney so that jesus doesn't die in the end but the one caveat is that his mother is dead when the story begins
BAMb!
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May 16, 2021 13:59
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- nut
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the bible but jesus is just finishing high school and about to go to monster university
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May 16, 2021 14:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"So then I convinced them that they had to believe in me or they'd go to hell for eternity - and get this, they still haven't figured out that a benevolent God wouldn't do that to anyone."
"Jesus Christ dude that's messed up!"
Bible 2 took Hell out precisely for that reason but Bible 3 puts it back in just to keep 'em guessing.
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May 17, 2021 14:04
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- Ventral EggSac
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a major crossover event,
when jesus and his aposdles get to new city they are getted by a capuchin monkey that soon steals jesus' remaining fish. The don't know what to think till a kindly street urchin and his trusty rug give it back. jesus makes new fish and they realize the genine's got some competition! this summer..
CHRIST IN AGRABAH
starring Robin Williams as genie and Willenm Dafoe as Jesus
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May 17, 2021 15:18
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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owning some christian with one of my sick judeo throws
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May 18, 2021 18:13
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- Adbot
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