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Accepting all tree climbers no matter which branch they prefer. |
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when I was a kid in CCD we had to do an activity around Christmas-time where we drew what we thought Jesus and Joseph would make in their carpentry workshop, and I got in trouble because I drew a really sick Wolverine car that had claws pop out of the hood and I had to do a ton of rosary prayers so in the end it was christians who owned me
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# ? May 18, 2021 22:18 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:owning some christian with one of my sick judeo throws
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# ? May 18, 2021 22:18 |
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*slap* wwjd? *slap* turn the other cheek! *slap* WWJD? *SLAP* TURN THE OTHER CHEEK! *SLAP*
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# ? May 18, 2021 22:31 |
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stop blessing yourself stop blessing yourself
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# ? May 18, 2021 22:32 |
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i replaced the wine with grape juice, they're gonna flip out
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# ? May 18, 2021 22:34 |
nut posted:the bible but jesus is just finishing high school and about to go to monster university yer a wizard jesus ---------------- |
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# ? May 19, 2021 01:45 |
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How Wonderful! posted:when I was a kid in CCD we had to do an activity around Christmas-time where we drew what we thought Jesus and Joseph would make in their carpentry workshop, and I got in trouble because I drew a really sick Wolverine car that had claws pop out of the hood and I had to do a ton of rosary prayers so in the end it was christians who owned me Did you get in trouble because it wasn't sick enough or were they just short sighted? |
# ? May 19, 2021 01:53 |
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They thought I was messing around and trying to be funny, but I honestly thought in my head that Jesus and Joseph were like Santa's elves and just had a great time in olden days making X-Men toys for all the kids.
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# ? May 19, 2021 05:37 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:2 bible 2 furious Or as it's known in Japan: Baiburu Supi-do 2 |
# ? May 19, 2021 11:07 |
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Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now? |
# ? May 19, 2021 12:44 |
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How Wonderful! posted:They thought I was messing around and trying to be funny, but I honestly thought in my head that Jesus and Joseph were like Santa's elves and just had a great time in olden days making X-Men toys for all the kids. lmao this rules
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# ? May 19, 2021 14:06 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now? Right!? |
# ? May 19, 2021 14:27 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now? |
# ? May 19, 2021 15:30 |
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*medieval tapestry of Jesus throwing a whole deck of playing cards across the room while shouting 'look out mon ami!' and then having to pick them all up himself because Joseph was at the office until seven and just wants to drink his drink and watch his loving Nash Bridges and can he please get some goddamn quiet around here*
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# ? May 19, 2021 17:12 |
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"could you not wait one hour with me" Christ being owned by his disciples in the garden of gethsemane. |
# ? May 19, 2021 17:32 |
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