interior decoration tips from Space Egyptians

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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

it's not really a promenade unless its flanked by ornate pillars, wouldn't you say? also, i can't help but notice your busts, none of them have beards? i think that's worth addressing.

meanwhile, let's take a look at this decorative mirror hanging in your open concept living room. i notice it doesn't connect to any parallel dimensions. was that a deliberate choice, or a budget thing... ? ah. of course. well how would you feel about replacing that sunroof with a stargate? no? okay. look, you gotta work with me here. you reFUSED the canoptic jar shelf, i'm doing the best i can here.

# ? May 15, 2021 05:07

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:44

nut

first of all, its not gaudy, second of all, i need it to go to the shadow realm

# ? May 15, 2021 12:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

owning 130 cats isn't "egyptian" margaret, it's hoarding

# ? May 15, 2021 13:28

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

My Egyptian zodiac is Osiris. Notably killed and floated down the Nile in a coffin by his brother, only to be resurrected by his sisterwife Isis in order to bear her a child whereupon again killed and this time hacked into fourteen pieces by his brother and scattered across Egypt only to have his sisterwife collect most of him (dong notwithstanding -- it has been eaten by a fish) and re-resurrected again (this time without dong) as the god of the underworld.

So I have THAT to look forward to.

# ? May 15, 2021 13:51

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

me, wearing a 13 pound headdress, sitting on a flat stone throne upon a ziggurat: honey, you know i love it, but it's just a little roomier than i think we need

crimes

# ? May 15, 2021 15:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Yeah, it's real funny, but drawing a cock'n'balls in the middle of these hieroglyphs completely changes the verb tense!

# ? May 15, 2021 15:58

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

a 9 year old raises their hand to ask how a crocodile evolved to be physiologically identical on both earth and Space Cairo. the bird headed motivational speaker sweats heavily.

crimes

# ? May 15, 2021 16:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

anubis trying to weigh my heart in the afterlife but he didn't account for all the kfc double downs i was buried with so it keeps slipping off the scale and the feather ends up resting in the exact center.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? May 15, 2021 19:08

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

yes, well, we do love to incorporate a classic egyptian feel into our projects. for example, this closet? it's not trying to keep you OUT, it's trying to keep him IN

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^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}