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Apples McGrind posted:aliens are real and they’re excited to tell you about a new cryptocurrency you can get in on the groundfloor of
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Jun 9, 2021 17:29
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Delta-Wye posted:im starting to worry you don't love science, but that you're in love with science I gently caress And Love Science
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Jun 9, 2021 20:28
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Crazypoops posted:I want to be the weed planet, the one source of weed for the Galaxy brings new meaning to the phrase "It's from the Earth!"
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Jun 11, 2021 18:17
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US should get ahead of the game here and rename itself "The United States of Earth"
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Jun 11, 2021 18:32
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Inspector Hound posted:I mean they'd be technically correct if in conflict with other countries that also have "the united states of" in their name Free admission to any existing country that wants to be admitted as a new state* *Offer not applicable to existing territories of the USofE.
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Jun 11, 2021 19:45
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Horrorosaurus posted:Love this thread and mean no insult but I gotta ask- how many of the regulars who follow ufo/conspiracy stuff smoke weed on a daily basis? I find these two are often connected and there's nothing wrong with it, just out of curiosity ban this anti-weed bigot
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Jun 13, 2021 14:14
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50's CIA guy pulling down 5 six-figure incomes through various front jobs, trying to figure out how to secretly slip the aliens LSD when they don't seem to drink or eat anything
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Jun 14, 2021 18:21
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Google Butt posted:what if they're hot i don't know if we could handle that
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Jun 18, 2021 12:25
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:My oh my, they really are gonna push this out during a congressional recess (or delay it altogether) well they've got a hard deadline of july 18th to get it out or they're gonna look like assholes in front of the aliens
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Jun 18, 2021 19:30
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I hope the aliens land and see how we've portrayed them in our media, get pissed off and just never talk to us again.
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Jun 23, 2021 14:36
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"Over the past few decades, the United States of America has maintained contact with intelligent life from a galaxy that is several thousands of lightyears away. His name is Beepo, and we've brought him along today to answer some of your questions"
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Jun 24, 2021 19:42
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the aliens are pissed that they've found yet another ape-evolved species that they don't have corresponding genitals with
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Jun 24, 2021 19:51
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I have obtained an advance copy of the report: 
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Jun 25, 2021 03:09
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Tekne posted:he's mobile suit elizondo piloted by tiny amuro ray lmfao
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Jun 25, 2021 03:12
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I believe
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Jun 25, 2021 14:26
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if it comes out and says there's aliens - there's aliens if it comes out and says there's not aliens - there's aliens if it gets delayed and doesn't come out - oh you better believe there's aliens
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Jun 25, 2021 15:27
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Why would they shoot down one of their own returning to the mothership after setting up a base of operations for the Galactic Federation AKA AMAZON (the acronym doesn't really translate)
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Jun 25, 2021 16:46
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The time has come. Activate the beacon.
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Jun 25, 2021 17:29
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i'm not trying to call some rear end in a top hat in virginia I AM TRYING TO CALL THE ALIENS
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Jun 25, 2021 17:34
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Ali-eeeeennns, come out and plaaaaaa-yeeee-yaaaaaa!!!
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Jun 25, 2021 17:54
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Inspector Hound posted:Wasteful pleasure for eternity should be the actual visualized goal of all humanity OK, Zardoz
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Jun 25, 2021 18:35
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WEH posted:per a press checkie "You mean to tell me there's a little grey guy in that cigar? That's just wild, man. I saw a film - gosh, might've been could've been three or fourteen years ago something bout that. Wild."
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Jun 25, 2021 20:43
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Missionary Positron posted:Could be worse, though. Imagine Trump trying to handle first contact lmao it would have been awesome
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Jun 28, 2021 14:01
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endocriminologist posted:with the exception of aliens or birds what are your favorite out there explanations for ufos. mines time travelers they're mouse pointers. clickers. cursors.
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Jun 28, 2021 17:26
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Endless Trash posted:my favorite wacky theory is we’re horribly alone in an uncaring universe and there’s no one to save us from ourselves booooooorrrrriiiiiing
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Jun 28, 2021 17:52
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Aitee Ai Tee Aimee Terese my god, what have we done
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Jun 29, 2021 19:07
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we are going to kill the aliens with jujitsu because their honor code bars them from denying a hand to hand combat challenge
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Jun 30, 2021 01:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:superstar content epstein was an alien confirmed
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Jul 1, 2021 01:32
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Inspector Hound posted:Please remember the date in that random NyQuil drink middle schooler Reddit post has exactly as much provenance as any date in a scifi movie AITEE
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Jul 6, 2021 18:46
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Please, aliens - make life be less boring
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Jul 6, 2021 20:32
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This does make me wonder, if I had to answer on behalf of our species as to what I think our crowning achievement as a species would be, what would I choose to represent it? probably like a really fast car
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Jul 8, 2021 19:22
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Tekne posted:guess nothing is going to happen aitee lmao we got ten more days before we start acting like none of us bought it, pal
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Jul 8, 2021 19:26
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bedpan posted:sign me up for that nuclear tug you have to sign a waiver but if you finish the nuclear tug you get a t-shirt and your picture on the wall of the massage parlor
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Jul 9, 2021 16:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg Watching X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
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Jul 12, 2021 00:31
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I think the psychic stuff is just like one set of assumptions too far for me. it brings aliens, duh
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Jul 14, 2021 16:43
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Azathoth posted:trump blurting out on fox that aliens are real would have been the funniest possible way that disclosure could happen, but it's somehow even funnier to me that he knows but just never said anything so when disclosure happens now, someone's gonna ask trump if he knew and his answer will be something like "oh you mean Glorbax? yeah he was boring, what about him?" and it would make perfect sense because the only thing he'd care about wrt aliens is whether or not they were saying nice things about him
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Jul 16, 2021 18:54
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obviously they are going to be fashionably late
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Jul 19, 2021 02:59
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Military figured out its entire force can be janitors ages ago lmao. Just have your guys clean their own poo poo. frankly this should be practiced everywhere. Everyone should have to clean the toilets that they use.
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Jul 22, 2021 21:17
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when I meditate, I often picture my brain as a rock splitting a stream and thoughts as the water that passes around it. seeing an AI generating this for "the meaning of life" created a very odd feeling in me this morning.
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Apr 26, 2022 14:37
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The Protagonist posted:i had an acid trip where i met God and they very definitively made clear they had no loving idea what was going on either this is what "turtles all the way down" is all about
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Apr 28, 2022 13:54
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