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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


There is really no examples of a species observing another species that it considers a lesser. Therefore there are no aliens.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Demilich posted:

Post more creepy as gently caress alien gifs.
That one where the alien pokes its head out from behind the wall and pulls it back several pages ago has always been one of my favorites.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


pancake rabbit posted:

lol yeah i saw this innocuous tweet this morning and :crackping:ed a little

https://twitter.com/MarvelStudios/status/1396813237488848896

Captain Marvel had shape shifting aliens taking over important political roles...

Infinity War primed everyone for a mass death event...

Now helpful aliens that have lived among us since the dawn of civilization reveal themselves...

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


You need to solve those Cicada 3301 things over on /x/ if you want to get poached online

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


OK baizuo posted:

If these UFOs are moving around so fast in the atmosphere, tens of thousands of miles per hour etc, then why aren't they heating up the air from friction? Or creating massive sonic booms?

Here's an example of the Nike Sprint, which went mach 10, launching and immediately heating up and creating a vapor/plasma trail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dl9Ovwmnxw&t=240s

Would seem to suggest they're not material

They are flying around in another dimension only dipping into ours momentarily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4aKJuKP0Q

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


gh0stpinballa posted:

This would explain a lot of poo poo. Thinking particularly wrt the account of the tic tac "pinging back and forth" above a T-shaped object just below the surface of the ocean - maybe it was a submarine projecting a hologram

https://newatlas.com/touchable-mid-air-holograms/40845/?amp=true&__twitter_impression=true

Reports of Tupac and Michael Jackson emerging from the ocean to taunt and tease military personnel have been confirmed

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


It's trumps hydrosonic missiles

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




https://vault.fbi.gov/UFO/UFO%20Part%201%20of%2016/view

Fried Watermelon has issued a correction as of 15:28 on Jun 7, 2021

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Protagonist posted:

dark matter is probably gravity leaking from Lokas

https://phys.org/news/2021-06-black-hole-center-milky-mass.html

The center of our galaxy is a portal to another dimension I bet

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Richard Nixon showed Jackie Gleason the alien corpses

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



CIA shill vs CIA shill

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


We are going to get the Twin Peaks style aliens

Some benevolent, some malicious. They can take over human bodies by "possessing" them. No one knows what they want and they contradict each other all the time.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Bullfrog posted:

ufo influencers (alienfluencers?) are definitely going through a social shakeup with lots of backbiting and drama. I mean, imagine if the US gov and scientists started suddenly doing an about face on bigfoot. There'd be shootouts in the PNW between cryptid authors

Bigfoot, or Kitchi-Sabe is a spiritual being and will reveal itself once people stop destroying the environment. It probably comes from the same dimension as these UAPs

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



epic that they added rick

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Falcon lake incident guy refused to be brought home by the police after the abduction when he was wandering home and opted to go to the newspaper to get a ride with them instead.

He also refused to let anyone analyze the metal that he found around the abduction site

The RCMP became involved soon after the encounter. On the day of the incident, Stephen refused to let an RCMP officer inspect his shirt or chest wounds; the RCMP officer described Stephen's condition in the incident report stating he looked he had "taken a black substances (sic), possibly wood ashes, and rubbed it on his chest." The RCMP officer also reported no visible burns to the back of his head, despite the damage to his hat.
The RCMP became more skeptical when Stephen initially could not locate the landing site. They also learned that he had consumed large amounts of beer on the night before the encounter. However, in July, he was able to locate the site, and the RCMP was able to locate radiation there. At first, the health department wanted to quarantine the site. However, it was later determined that radium ran under the entire region, which caused that high radiation levels.
A year after the incident, Stephen and a friend returned to the site. They found some molten material that was radioactive. An analysis determined that the material was a type of silver that was difficult to obtain. It had been coated with pitch-blend ore, which was a blend of uranium and radium. It is believed that this was planted by someone who wanted to make Stephen's story more believable.
https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Falcon_Lake_UFO

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Joe Rogan is going to reveal aliens to the public

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


All out of the ordinary experiences belong in TV shows and movies ONLY. Please stop believing in ufos

Thank you
The Management

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Carl Sagan, noted Pothead and Order of the Dolphin member

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

good question, why is it bad for the military to have more money?

money is no object for the military as it stands right now

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


It's gonna slam into the earth

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Wheeee posted:

i wonder what SETI's actual purpose is since I'm pretty sure all these physicists know about the inverse square law

doing acid with dolphins and other aliens

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


On a podcast Jeremy Corbell said he had more footage and if they weren't going to release it with the report, he was going to himself

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


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Dec 29, 2008




Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Inspector Hound posted:

I did not understand what the gently caress they were trying to get at with this when I was a kid

Taking the Childhoods End approach and getting kids to not he afraid of the dinosaur aliens. So after a couple a generations we don't care what they look like.

5th dimension blunt shaped craft

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


All the UAP stuff is probably CIA black ops projects and the US Government wants to know about it. Now the CIA is getting it's best disinfo agents and assets to post garbage to muddy the waters (Rogan, Sam Harris, Jeremy Corbell, NDT, etc.)

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


climate change knocking them loose from the ocean floor

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


website down

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Dick Ripple posted:

I think Carl Sagan was right in saying no one is coming to save us from ourselves. I see a lot of that hope in this thread, even those that joke about it. We have been butchering, raping, and doing just about every horrible thing imaginable to eachother probably since forever and no one has stepped in and said to knock it off. Whatever it is buzzing around out there does not give two fucks about us...

plenty of Angels, spirits, ghosts, gods, demons, ETs, appear in our realm and tell us to knock poo poo off, they even write it down in books and make religions out of it!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Did NDT have any relationship with Sagan aside from that one story he always mentions?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Azathoth posted:

be real careful with this one

most of the claims ive seen of this are, at best, taking the folklore of nonwhite people out of context and smashing it through a lily-white lens. understood in context, they don't appear any more explicitly UFO than many Bible stories that occasionally get trotted out as being hidden UFO stories like Ezekiel and the Wheel or just angels in general. just like how most christians won't tell you that those are UFOs or aliens, the people whose folklore is often cited as being UFOs and aliens will not either

the real problem though is that those same stories are often twisted to fit in with explicitly racist ancient aliens theories, aka "those cultures did things white people couldn't, but they're not white, so it must be aliens!"

im skeptical that if any of those stories do have their start in an authentic UFO sighting that we can extract any information about it anymore than we can take the culture of ancient Greece and extract reliable information about the historical Hercules

The Anishinaabe have sort of a "alien" story: "According to the oral history, seven great miigis (radiant/iridescent beings in human form) appeared to the Anishinaabe peoples in the Waabanakiing (Land of the Dawn, i.e., Eastern Land) to teach the people about the midewiwin life-style. One great miigis was too spiritually powerful and would kill people in the Waabanakiing whenever they were in its presence. This being later returned to the depths of the ocean, leaving the six great miigis to teach the people."

Also Bigfoot(Kitchi-Sabe) is a scared animal to the Ojibwe, meaning truth, honesty & integrity and is part of the Seven Grandfathers Teachings.

Of course the "aliens" of these stories are beings that are from the spirit world or have been existing along side humans in their own way rather than space travelers visiting for brief moments.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Disney/Marvel bringing in the multiverse stuff into the MCU will get normal people to start accepting the hyperdimensional beings more openly.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



These types of vids always pop up right after smoking a bowl, ty

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Wheeee posted:

what if david lynch is aware and over the years has been trying to show us the truth

Mark Frost knows and wrote about UFO and men in black in The Secret History of Twin Peaks novel.

Has a section where Richard Nixon shows Jackie Gleason an alien that can shift in and out of our dimension that they keep in an underground bunker.

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Pryor on Fire posted:

There is no such thing as negative energy or anti-energy, that does not make sense even as a hypothetical concept.

uh negative numbers idiot

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