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sharknado slashfic)
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i am going to dedicate myself to goatseing the night sky each night
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Jun 2, 2021 07:58
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im gonna gently caress a space babe
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Jun 3, 2021 03:53
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Glowing Orbs, yes could be Metallic craft with physical features, no
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Jun 3, 2021 18:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UCPwlNd3Js&t=86s
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Jun 4, 2021 01:02
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there's no way to prove the universe wasn't just booted on in the last instant and everything prior is implanted memory this is the very first real post
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Jun 4, 2021 04:30
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:It seems impossible that China could have advanced energy tech like that and still need an economy built on mass-producing Elvis ashtrays. yeah it's like there's no good argument for terrestrial origin or something
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Jun 4, 2021 16:34
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octopus mdma cuddle party is too pure for this world
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Jun 4, 2021 17:00
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oumuamua was an interstellar lightsail probe parked right in our path tabby's star is an alien superstructure kugelblitz under construction uap's that are not of terrestrial origin are ancient, autonomous robotic probes just stochastically boucning around snappin' some pics and sending the data back to long-dead civilizations
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Jun 4, 2021 20:30
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sorry, an aside, are supercavitating torpedoes a thing? cavitation is really loud, you'd think non-cavitating torpedoes would be the goal
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Jun 5, 2021 00:58
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why would it be impossible to intercept? ApS depth charges bitch e; oof pagetopper 
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Jun 5, 2021 01:20
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:so can anyone give a quick rundown of why this being secret domestic tech that got accidentally revealed to lower-level flunkies is implausible? tia the exhibited behavior is such a leap beyond current understanding it defies physics as we know it. just harnessing the energy necessary to potentially replicate it would alleviate all scarcity-based suffering on planet earth. tldr its star trek poo poo
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Jun 5, 2021 01:43
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"it's most likely a miraculously tandem visual/optics/sensory system issue spread over hundreds of sightings for decades with well-understood existing weapons systems" i continue to insist as i shrink into a tardigrade
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Jun 5, 2021 01:54
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"-Cool" is doing a lot of work here
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Jun 5, 2021 02:00
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Spergin Morlock posted:the brain is buried in the mantle of the planet or some poo poo like that. bloop
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Jun 5, 2021 02:05
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Nichael posted:If the Tictacs are 70+ years old, I really don't know how any of the more "rational" explanations apply. they don't op, pretty ez
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Jun 5, 2021 02:19
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lol 
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Jun 5, 2021 02:32
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I'm so sorry im gonna post the "Under the Skin" clip again
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Jun 5, 2021 03:26
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u know how
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Jun 5, 2021 03:28
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Bideo James posted:turns out the blockchain is the only alien tech we've been able to unveil to ourselves and its a joke on their part woops got a little too outta control lmao. getting us to press on the gas w/r/t climate change is probably praxis
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Jun 5, 2021 04:03
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Joey Steel posted:Wait, what? sorry not sorry https://twitter.com/smalleyhead215/status/1400292890065113088?s=20
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Jun 5, 2021 16:11
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yes it's a well known fact that advanced alien civilizations can only produce a single functional probe design
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Jun 5, 2021 23:49
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They won't show us because an inordinate number of the hieroglyphs on the craft are just variations of dickbutt
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Jun 5, 2021 23:58
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Well... We have pretty good evidence of Life having evolved at least once. And it would be really weird if it never happened anywhere else. And it would be really weird if life was teeming out there in the universe for there to not be all sorts of evidence of it zipping around and oh hey Yeah there's no fermi paradox.
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Jun 6, 2021 00:48
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:And you have to assume most of those species don't accidentally create capitalism and kneecap their intellectual development for hundreds of years Only one needs to make it to spread out throughout space in a few million years. What's the accepted time horizon for how long terrestrial earth-like worlds might have been evolving life? 10 billion years, 15 billion years? Most civilizations almost certainly die out just like most species do
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Jun 6, 2021 00:54
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Hatebag posted:I'm going to gently caress an alien and make it cum. This is my promise what if they can only do it once and then they die what then
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Jun 6, 2021 01:56
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Vermain posted:there was a paper not too long ago involving an alcubierre warp field with a rejiggered geometry that wouldn't require negative energy to function, so it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility uhh... doesn't that poo poo still call for exotic matter tho?
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Jun 6, 2021 02:09
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It's loving wild that he came up with a positive energy solution but I still feel like it can't possibly actually be superluminal and workable. Why? Well even if you overcome all the other issues, superluminal travel still breaks causality as far as we know... Which puts it down is unlikely in my book But then again what do I know I'm just a big dumb ape hooting at poo poo
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Jun 6, 2021 04:51
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Hodgepodge posted:nah, these are based on general relativity, i think the phrase i can't honestly claim to understand that gets tossed around is "valid solutions to einstein's field equations." It's saying they came up with an artificial configuration of mass-energy that would distort space time just so to create a soliton that could drag something inside along with it.. potentially
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Jun 6, 2021 05:12
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Hodgepodge posted:yeah its the bending space part that (in some versions of the idea) allow for causality-violation free ftl No I think you misunderstand. It overcomes the infinite energy necessary to accelerate mass to light speed, it does not in any way deal with the fact that a ship that ends up somewhere faster than light can create all sorts of causality breaking paradoxes
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Jun 6, 2021 05:24
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Rah! posted:but really...what could aliens do thats any worse than what we already to to ourselves and our own planet? We are a bunch of dumb assholes I mean... Hm. https://youtu.be/VjQ2t_yNHQs One of the amazing things about life, the universe and everything is that no matter how bad things get... they absolutely can always get unfathomably worse
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Jun 6, 2021 06:14
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its distant, apathetic robotic intelligence doing the interstellar equivalent of squatting over an ant hill hth
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Jun 6, 2021 18:41
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:The US never had an accurate understanding of Soviet capabilities. They spent 50 years expecting space-based weapons and a devastating first nuclear strike that was never a real possibility. MKULTRA came about because they thought the soviets could already do mind control and psychic powers. uh im p sure the soviets did in fact have working icbms if you launch them first, and the other side has no counter measures, thats a devastating first strike... gaslighting ourselves into the rest of that zanyness is pretty lol tho
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Jun 6, 2021 19:16
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Most people can't handle evidence that radically challenges their preconceptions, simple as that
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Jun 6, 2021 21:43
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Wheeee posted:I'm a mechanical engineer with a very good understanding of thermodynamics, thermal storage, heat pumps, and other thermal technologies. lol too much of a giveaway too soon
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Jun 6, 2021 22:48
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gentlemen please! this is the uap room!
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Jun 6, 2021 23:29
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WEH posted:Ironically iirc time travel (or at least going back in time) is actually more feasible within the accepted scientific framework than FTL i dont think so tim anyway ftl isn't necessary for any of this, i still think the most likely explanation of uaps (the small fraction that aren't terrestrial) are ancient autonomous robotic probes. so they got launched from wherever long ago at sublight speed
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Jun 6, 2021 23:48
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Vomik posted:since matter is never created or destroyed matter is destroyed all the time dork its energy that is conserved !!  e; okay well mass is destroyed all the time anyway
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Jun 7, 2021 00:00
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Wheeee posted:I never said alien life in the universe is woo. The idea that they are here flying around in our atmosphere is. they're not, real old robotic probes my dude also tabby's star, the wow signal, oumuamua... the more we look as the years go by the more consensus is likely to shift
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Jun 7, 2021 00:45
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Ross DaouThot posted:self replicating probes travel 20% light speed? totally doable with hypothetical drives of various sorts but my favorite interstellar probe system proposal uses a huge local laser battery to accelerate super low mass lightsail probes up to ~90% of the speed of light, with just a few minutes impulse!! we could send out hundreds a day in all directions if we felt so inclined... granted, once they arrive there's only gonna be a few hours transit time to take any data, but hey it's a workable idea. probably our most feasible one currently
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Jun 7, 2021 01:33
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Wheeee posted:We are extraordinarily special, generating intense interest and ongoing observation from dozens of civilizations as humanity shatters the existing galactic scientific consensus on the lowest possible level of intelligence required to develop technology okay u found a good one
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Jun 7, 2021 01:38
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