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i didnt believe in ufos until i saw one
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Feb 5, 2023 20:16
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bright ball of light moving high up through the clear sky at dusk. initiallyni thought it was a plane or helicopter or something until it started moving at improbable speeds and angles until it disapoeared
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Feb 5, 2023 20:20
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ymir i hardly know 'ir
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Feb 5, 2023 20:35
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endocriminologist posted:Yggdrasill quivers. The world who was a giant has awakened yet again. Ragnarök pauses for a moment as the gods await the actions of a quickly undying titan. They read the mind of the world with bones and tea leaves, and the result is this:
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Feb 5, 2023 20:38
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Barry Foster posted:That's a pretty classic sighting, thanks for posting! I am jealous, I must say yeah pretty wild it was like oh yeah thats exactly how ive heard it described
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Feb 6, 2023 03:57
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idk if it was aliens or whatever but it was a ufo fornsure
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Feb 6, 2023 03:57
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uri geller, the spoon guy?
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Feb 10, 2023 06:01
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guy learns one fuckin magic trick and he's acting like he's merlin
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Feb 10, 2023 06:03
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extradimensional intrusion at a place where the veil has grown thinnest, happens all the time but nobody notices most of the time because there isnt balloon mania. lucky for us its as noticible to the greater entity as a dustmite attacking one of your skin cells
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Feb 10, 2023 23:22
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:New theory: these are not Chinese probes if the nazis really had found agartha they would have conquered earth by now
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Feb 10, 2023 23:28
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SorePotato posted:Ok so we are just shooting down all the UFOs now bc they might be communist balloons only until the right gets bored and finds some other hoop they can get biden to jump through
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Feb 10, 2023 23:35
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lets brainstorm other ways china could trick the us into supernaturally destroying itself. im thinking dropping salt circles that biden will be politically pressured to kick over
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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china making diplomatic outreach to the mole people, triggering a federal crackdown on their activities
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Feb 10, 2023 23:41
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making a really big kite that looks like the thunderbird
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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i was gonna say something about first nation burialgrounds but the usa has pretty much already tapped our every opportunity on that pathway to get cursed
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Feb 10, 2023 23:46
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E Depois do Adeus posted:I like this idea, it's more plausible than a rogue operation. I wonder how they developed that protocol though. i never jest
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Feb 11, 2023 01:08
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in one week we blew up a giant balloon, an ufo, and a train, america is back
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Feb 11, 2023 02:31
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Feb 11, 2023 02:44
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oh no i just looked up who was doing the half time show and it said an alien and brandon just killed him
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Feb 11, 2023 03:31
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Celexi posted:do you guys think the aliens will let us keep using the internet after we get shipped to labor camps very optimistic to think the aliens will allow us to be differentiated proteins
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Feb 11, 2023 04:19
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they shot down a langolier who got to the party early
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Feb 11, 2023 07:36
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probing us airspace to determine america's tactics of just doing the absolutely dumbest poo poo
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Feb 11, 2023 23:02
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some sweaty project manager just got handed a no-bid contract to produce the F-22-Bal. for 50 billion
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Feb 11, 2023 23:06
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noaa......that must be the name of the alien race!!!
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Feb 11, 2023 23:40
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Justin Tyme posted:If the objects are literally just featureless cylinders floating in the wind I have a hard time buying the pilots had "no idea how it could possibly stay in the air" LISTEN man the military is full of morons
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Feb 11, 2023 23:43
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The Demilich posted:Couldn't you just make a million suicide drones for the cost of 1 plane? you could also just not gently caress with airborne trash until you have a better idea of what to do after
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Feb 11, 2023 23:49
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the f-22 "janitor"
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Feb 11, 2023 23:49
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pilotwings rear end airforce
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Feb 12, 2023 00:05
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the boss walked in on the us military and now they have to pretend to care about all the balloons and poo poo that theyve just been ignoring
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Feb 12, 2023 00:40
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oh my god that balloon looks just like me
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Feb 12, 2023 00:47
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Al! posted:oh my god that balloon looks just like me 
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Feb 12, 2023 00:49
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the chinese have tricked america into cleaning their room and washing their dishes
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Feb 12, 2023 01:00
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canada had america blow up one of its own spy balloons, for attention
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Feb 12, 2023 01:14
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chinese military ai has gone rogue
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Feb 12, 2023 01:51
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:The timing of all this with the earlier change in discourse from various public faces is very odd i dont remember anything before balloon
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Feb 12, 2023 01:56
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wait werent we just havung a really important discussion about how the government should be spending money particularly on the military's bloated worthless budget
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Feb 12, 2023 01:59
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oh nvm, baloons
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Feb 12, 2023 01:59
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kju pm me i have a very funny idea of how we can gently caress with the western dogs
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Feb 12, 2023 02:08
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the air is full of poo poo and someone told the boys they get to play with the toys for political reasons yeah whats more believable, that humans have managed to dump garbage in the sky, or that the us govt wouldn shoot down a ufo and tell us about it
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Feb 12, 2023 02:19
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sometimes youll see ants fighting over a cigarette butt
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Feb 12, 2023 02:55
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