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it’s a Chinese antigravity platform they just used balloons to throw us off the track
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Feb 10, 2023 23:07
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Radar's tictac was shot down over Alaska. It spun in. There were no survivors.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:08
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Azathoth posted:Radar's tictac was shot down over Alaska. It spun in. There were no survivors. Already been did PokeJoe posted:Radar was shot down over Alaska. He spun in, there were no survivors
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Feb 10, 2023 23:09
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1624160219109416973?s=20 lmao holy poo poo
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Feb 10, 2023 23:09
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wso: lock! pilot: somber this you fuckin tic tac
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Feb 10, 2023 23:11
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it's aitee folks
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Feb 10, 2023 23:12
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When the Air Force started developing aircraft they quickly discovered that normal planes that rely on aerodynamic lift would not hover. To combat this problem Congress approved a program and military engineers spent a several decade and over $165 quadrillion developing an oval craft that hovers silently, can fly for hours, at any altitude and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Chinese used a helium balloon…Your taxes are due in April.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Already been did gently caress
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Feb 10, 2023 23:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1624160219109416973?s=20 love that half the replies are 'oh gently caress we shot down aliens' and the other half is people getting patriotic about shooting another communist balloon down
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Feb 10, 2023 23:15
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Probably going to be a weird surveillance drone. But I'm gonna say angry aliens on the way so this is a false flag hangout to make the populace think they're easy to kill and avoid a panic
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Feb 10, 2023 23:16
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If our official first contact is us shooting them down then that is unutterably tragic Truly a(nother) stain to contribute to our violent, sordid history
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Feb 10, 2023 23:17
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 Good night, sweet prince
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Feb 10, 2023 23:18
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Centrist Committee posted:this is frustrating because this is one of those things that should have a material explanation but it’s always just kind of stated as magic. how does this work????? It's not settled, but they're probably able to detect electromagnetic disturbances in, particularly, the ionosphere. (Changes may be detectable up to two weeks ahead of an earthquake). Other animals are capable of detecting earthquakes as well, and the phenomenon has been documented since the Romans.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:18
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Feb 10, 2023 23:21
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extradimensional intrusion at a place where the veil has grown thinnest, happens all the time but nobody notices most of the time because there isnt balloon mania. lucky for us its as noticible to the greater entity as a dustmite attacking one of your skin cells
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Feb 10, 2023 23:22
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Yeah but ideally we dont goad the lovecraftian nightmare into bridging its entire mass into our dimension
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Feb 10, 2023 23:24
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New theory: these are not Chinese probes they're probes from the subterranean Nazi breakaway civilization
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Feb 10, 2023 23:26
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Barry Foster posted:If our official first contact is us shooting them down then that is unutterably tragic Terran Empire here we come baby
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Feb 10, 2023 23:26
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payback time fuckers you try pulling this poo poo  uncle sam is gonna zap your rear end 
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Feb 10, 2023 23:27
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For real though - 1)why announce it - just lie. It was a training exercise. Sure. 2)why announce that we don't know
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Feb 10, 2023 23:27
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:New theory: these are not Chinese probes if the nazis really had found agartha they would have conquered earth by now
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Feb 10, 2023 23:28
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quote:President Joe Biden told CNN that the shoot down a “high-altitude object” hovering over Alaska on Friday “was a success,” lmao it's the first beat of every invasion movie
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Feb 10, 2023 23:28
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:New theory: these are not Chinese probes Help us Admiral Byrd
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Feb 10, 2023 23:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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Feb 10, 2023 23:30
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Ok so we are just shooting down all the UFOs now bc they might be communist balloons
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Feb 10, 2023 23:30
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probably normal to immediately brief the senate intelligence committee about all the things we don't know https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1624174305448808450?t=_UyIBCcX6Krz99Rn5wo6DA&s=19
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Feb 10, 2023 23:33
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SorePotato posted:Ok so we are just shooting down all the UFOs now bc they might be communist balloons only until the right gets bored and finds some other hoop they can get biden to jump through
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Feb 10, 2023 23:35
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if these fuckers are grays or some poo poo we are gonna be able to shred their scrawny asses even homosapien weaklings like the ones you may know in your own life would be like loving Nausicaans compared to those limp dick big heads just hairy, greasy, angry, stupid killing machines ain't having no megacephalic bitch boy coming near my planet
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Feb 10, 2023 23:35
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:
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Feb 10, 2023 23:36
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pancake rabbit posted:probably normal to immediately brief the senate intelligence committee about all the things we don't know Christ we're gonna end up getting a special presidential address at this rate I don't trust any of this
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Feb 10, 2023 23:36
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Blue beam activated.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:37
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pancake rabbit posted:probably normal to immediately brief the senate intelligence committee about all the things we don't know how significant is this? im not american
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Feb 10, 2023 23:38
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please share to show your respects namaste
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Feb 10, 2023 23:38
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lol https://twitter.com/LincolnBevers/status/1624174572697268232
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Feb 10, 2023 23:39
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SpaghettiShaq posted:how significant is this? im not american Senate Intelligence committee is basically second or third in terms of political authority and importance in the weird power structure we have they're the senators that get to know the secret things
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Feb 10, 2023 23:39
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finally we can unlock the technology of inflatable airships with this amazing reverse engineering attempt
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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lets brainstorm other ways china could trick the us into supernaturally destroying itself. im thinking dropping salt circles that biden will be politically pressured to kick over
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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Yeah the greys are little wimpy rear end freaks I could definitely fight one and I think that's the reason they've been hiding this whole time
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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being violently exploded is just alaskan for hello
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Feb 10, 2023 23:40
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quote:“did not appear to be self-maneuvering, and therefore, (was) at the mercy of prevailing winds,” making it “much less predictable,” if words are to be trusted, this point is very much not bird-like behavior and kinda throws a wet blanket over object's capabilities
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Feb 10, 2023 23:41
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