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I don't know about these aliens or whatever but MUFON's streaming platform has a fuckton of homemade Star Trek episodes.
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Oct 11, 2021 18:30
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Sorry for this powerful and very necessary thread derail but what in the aliens are inside this thread which is also probably an op? What kind of alien-USA alliance would that indicate? 666 space werewolven nuclear armageddon would be a very cool and good metal album name maybe
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Dec 13, 2021 16:51
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Haha, yeah! The Bank of Gorgonax 7 issues no legal tender, anyway.
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Dec 13, 2021 17:21
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A god-like Grey wearing cargo shorts who owns both a costco credit card and a washpo subscription quietly manipulating world events from behind the veil. "Trump was right about a lot of things" it mumbles as its tricorder laps up response data from nearby subjects.
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Dec 13, 2021 17:38
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Nothing is real - to map out the universe as anything other than the will of Zorpho of the Dread Planet Gorgonax 7 is a gross injustice to his dark powers.
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Dec 14, 2021 15:33
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valp posted:The biblical rapture is just aliens taking people off-world before the apocalypse, you can do that or you can stay on earth and hope you mutate into an X-Man when the solar flare hits. Mutation implies evolution (I guess) which is very bad and evil too so this would be a really good hook to inject youfoh conspiracies into Qvangelism.
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Dec 14, 2021 21:47
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The future alien hyperevolved cephalopods are engaged in a temporal cold war with earth's native hyperevolved future crabs and their mind-cult of Crabitism. That's why so many UFO sightings occur over and around the ocean.
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Dec 15, 2021 17:17
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"It definitely wasn't a big ag and/or gas company illegally conducting an unlicensed mass survey event over vast swaths of private property. Y'all are nuts."
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Dec 15, 2021 22:04
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skewetoo posted:The shadow people are onto us the astral plane lucid dream crew. An invisible war is upon us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umzgS2VbINY
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Dec 16, 2021 16:19
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Sandia the ET posted:by many members of the federation Everybody is going to feel real funny when it's revealed that this contact has not been from the benevolent Federation... but the glorious Klingon Empire. Q'apla, fellow warriors, we will soon dine in st-vo-kor!
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Dec 16, 2021 19:57
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ja-rulety taking us to that great fyre festival in the stars
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Dec 17, 2021 00:18
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The only communication beams I receive while sleeping are from extended spaceship warranty scammers 
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Dec 17, 2021 19:26
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111 pages until first contact
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Dec 18, 2021 03:49
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I think it's sorta wild that we're remotely receiving technological enlightenment from the stars yet I still have to suffer earth toilet technology on the regular. There has to be a better way.
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Dec 19, 2021 02:26
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Did E.T. have blue eyes in the film? What the gently caress.
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Dec 21, 2021 01:19
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I think that horniness is a sort of great filter for species with regards to first contact and access to the greater wonders of our universe. Horniness is weird and probably indicates a low level of development on both the physical and psycho-astral planes.
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Dec 22, 2021 15:16
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SniperWoreConverse posted:au contraire, to deny horniness is to deny an integral part of the self. it's the hosed up unhealthy constellation of ideas in orbit around the hornt star that is a part of the major problems of human society  Okay, your statement checks out. Horny is galactic. ...Or, a single faction within The Federation is exploiting Earth-horny.
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Dec 22, 2021 17:44
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It'd be pretty neat to collect data on some rogues. Geologically, how are they different than planets that are star-bound? I wonder if the initial heat from planetary formation is enough for anything neat/complex to happen once they're cast into the void. Are they full of sexy shapeshifting alien blobs like in that one episode of Star Trek: Enterprise? Edit: wangus Rudeboy Detective has issued a correction as of 20:51 on Dec 22, 2021 |
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Dec 22, 2021 18:43
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Dec 23, 2021 03:28
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The first tangible artifact of humanity that an extrasolar civilization will find is the "stellar vault" satellite of NFTs that Musk is going to come up with and cast into the void between the stars in the next few years.
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Dec 23, 2021 17:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slYW7kkHyI4 UFO: the show It has: anime hair, workplace sexual harassment, puppets, nepotism, explosions, and UFOs.
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Dec 24, 2021 01:11
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That thing is gonna peep so many great cosmic horrors it's not even funny. Look forward to chuds sprouting cordyceps from their heads because of this. Just wild to think about.
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Dec 25, 2021 14:52
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jim webb alien peeper
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Dec 25, 2021 21:13
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Was this one built by northrum grummop too? Such craftsmanship.
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Dec 26, 2021 20:04
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First Neil came for our UFO sightings, now he guns for Santa Claus and the very reason for the season. I will not stand for this. I will not condone this. This is too far, and I will be heard. NDT, you fool, look what you have wrought upon yourself! You absolute weener!
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Dec 26, 2021 23:35
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Bob Socko posted:Interesting that it’s theologians, as opposed to sociologists. Nepotism can look pretty weird sometimes. Though, I think most corners of our society wouldn't have too much trouble folding the existence of tentacled space-pagans into their worldview. Lunatic evangelicals, though, are going to absolutely lose their poo poo and become so untethered that they float away.
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Dec 27, 2021 14:37
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On my home planet the dread planet of gorgonax 7 the only faith we have is that for the great starglethax of zorthon. Should your "jim spider web peeper" device lay eyes upon her awesome and terrible visage your entire species will descend into madness.
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Dec 27, 2021 17:20
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I hope they have good stellaris civics 
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Dec 27, 2021 21:16
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lol if you think we can even begin to understand the motivations of beings capable of bridging the stars framing it as "because they are way more advanced than us so they must be logical and above earth ideological nonsense" doesn't seem sound to me when we can't even figure out why they allowed 9/11 to happen
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Dec 27, 2021 22:34
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"well actually the only thing we're going to "ligma" (as the kids love to say lol) is probably antenna or tentacle because those are forms more likely to evolve in biospheres vastly different than the one here on earth" -neil the grass tyson foods
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Dec 28, 2021 04:44
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Goku was an ET when you think about it. Goku was also a semi-divine saviour too. I guess what I'm trying to say is... Goku. Edit: Goku meditated.
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Dec 30, 2021 17:38
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In...deed? Are we in the deed, or in need of a deed? Edit: or in the act of deed?
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Jan 1, 2022 00:23
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Happy new solar rotation fellow adventurers. Nanu nanu! Thanks for the rad thread for posting in and reading.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:50
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 I've seen this movie before!
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Jan 5, 2022 21:43
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a bird ship -doo doo doo doo doooo-
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Jan 27, 2022 20:10
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Ska doesn't run!
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Jan 30, 2022 16:59
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I live under an approach path for a big airport and let me tell you all I sure have seen some airplanes
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Jul 13, 2022 16:47
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when will congress get on board with WAP disclosure
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Jul 14, 2022 00:25
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they reproduce by burying themselves as untapped fossil fuel reserves deep beneath the sands iirc
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Jul 14, 2022 02:00
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there's the military ranks and then the secret ranks like "best bud" and "cool coffee guy" it's the latter that really matters
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Jul 14, 2022 04:25
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