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youd for i posted:https://www.uaptheory.com/ Made it through the whole thread with skepticism severely strained yet intact but this finally pinged me.
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Jun 10, 2021 04:35
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1956 posted:Some of these UFO reports have been publicized, but many have not. Very little information pertaining to UFO's was withheld from the press—if the press knew of the occurrence of specific sightings. Our policy on releasing information was to answer only direct questions from the press. If the press didn't know about a given UFO incident, they naturally couldn't ask questions about it. Consequently such stories were never released. In other instances, when the particulars of a UFO sighting were released, they were only the bare facts about what was reported. Any additional information that might have been developed during later investigations and analyses was not released.
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Jun 11, 2021 07:20
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Zisky posted:I like the AIR-2 Genie, which was an unguided Wtf. Were they expecting the Soviets to do mass daytime bomber raids or some poo poo??
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Jun 13, 2021 04:14
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OK baizuo posted:Aliens should pay reparations to Earth for all the people they abducted. If they refuse it means they're Big bong brain idea: the greys are all semi-sentient worker caste being used to abduct and examine what they think are also semi-sentient workers, because the leadership class have only ever talked to presidents and billionaires and took it on faith that ordinary people are a lesser lifeform because that's how it works on their greys' own planet. So they think of us the way we study bees in a hive - don't hurt the queen cause that would break the system, but individual workers are expendable so there's no harm in scooping one out to get a closer look. Otherwise why would those few individuals have half the planet's resources if they aren't a special caste vital to the system?
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Jun 16, 2021 01:24
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I hope to gently caress we're the only planet in the galaxy that invented capitalism and they're keeping us quarantined until it's cured. Ii would make me indescribably happy to find out it's a human disease and everyone else thinks we're crazy, I can't bear the idea that constantly buying and selling poo poo is common across the galaxy.
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Jun 16, 2021 01:28
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Overworked grey drone trudges into the supervisor's office after the latest abduction. 'We tried psychic probes, anal probes, brain probes, even talking to them directly. They all say the same thing: it's worth more because everyone thinks it's worth more and it definitely doesn't do anything useful, it's just always worth more...' 'I don't believe it, nobody could run a society that way. There MUST be a hidden reason, you just need to probe harder!'
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Jun 16, 2021 01:31
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Wheeee posted:bob lazar was a peon checking radiation badges and actual employees would gently caress with him telling him crazy stories, and bob being a narcissist ran with it to create his own mythology imo Hey he saw a hand-bone-measuring precursor to a retinal scanner or whatever (aliens can spoof retinal scanners but they can't get hands right!) and that turned out to be real so everything else he says must be fact.
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Jun 20, 2021 20:26
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Kinetic rods seem one thing that would be built in large numbers but hasn't been. They're a good way to blow up wedding to small town sized targets in non-peer countries without even a small unlikely chance of the missile/plane/drone being shot down, and no nuclear ickyness that brings the UFOs. A sustainable alternative! And think of all the sweet sweet booming industry grift from making the antisats and countermeasures and ews and whatever the gently caress else.
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Jun 21, 2021 05:50
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The Australian report loving rules. This is a good one for the big science brains havers: 
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Jul 5, 2021 03:10
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Maybe we should sweep the solar system for someone else's confetti
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Jul 9, 2021 02:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:If the vastness of space isn't more entertaining than our thrashing and self-destruction I am not sure what the point of an infinite cosmos is An ant colony cannibalising itself is not uninteresting.
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Jul 14, 2021 23:09
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Rah! posted:begun, the star wars have quote:The US Space Force is developing the global system to identify potential "targets" up to 36,000km away, in areas of deep space where a lot of military satellites are positioned.
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Jul 17, 2021 19:58
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Delta-Wye posted:36km is geostationary orbit. not sure how much military hardware is that far out, but its believable target distance. Whoa ok, I didn't realize it was that close. Orbits are loving massive! The article I guess predictably uses the term deep space completely wrong.
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Jul 17, 2021 20:06
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Rah! posted:what if aliens just get around with advanced astral projection, and humans are notable in that we haven't figured it out and keep trying to use these crazy machines to do everything, strapping ourselves to explosives and launching ourselves into space and poo poo lmao Unironically this. Also spending several centuries going down a fossil fuel blind alley, building big metal burny machines and destroying all life, when normal people are well into genetically engineered spacewhale cruising by now. Mechanical technology and engineering are a dark mistake caused by human brain dysfunction, we should be living in coral houses pulling nutrients from the wall-sphincter or something.
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Jul 24, 2021 00:02
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Think Less posted:Has this been posted yet? Pretty wild read, and I really want to know what was on the missing page of the CIA docs Man spends months investigating a missing page from a CIA report on astral projection, finally it turns up and says astral projection is impossible without first knowing yourself. Gets told to do something he feels is right with this information, so he asks for people's personal accounts of AP and turns them into an NFT. Lmao. What's the term for wanting aliens to be real and here but only so they can wipe us out? Like posadism in reverse.
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Jul 27, 2021 20:19
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This one gets me, it reads exactly like every half-remembered-at-a-bar-30-years-later IN THE 'NAAAMMM lrrp/soc story ever, it just happens to have bird content.
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Aug 11, 2021 23:07
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Wheeee posted:she definitely displays some narcissistic traits and behaviours but like, not in a deliberate or trying to grift kinda way, more in a subconsciously driven by a desperate need to be special way She comes across like she's seen some lovecraftian poo poo and all of this is her shattered mind's attempt to reconcile it with normal life.
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Aug 21, 2021 07:16
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Wheeee posted:I am Ra. What do you mean I'm funny? What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? I'm ascendin heah
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Aug 21, 2021 20:01
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I googled jetpack man and idgi what's the mystery? It's a guy with a jetpack
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Sep 1, 2021 03:13
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The Saucer Hovers posted:ESP, precog, limited telepathy, these all fall under multiple intelligence theory for me. almost everyone starts with a foundation, nature/nurture happen, and you end up with your strengths and weaknesses. almost everyone has some level of access to these things, but very very few in the white western world actually end up cultivating them because their systems/institutions dont support that role within their communities. I get the feeling the more you 'know' as in the more facts you have in your memory about what we perceive as reality, the more you think of that reality as being concrete and absolute, the more you get effectively locked out of esp, because esp is somehow tied into the imagining part of the brain and if you can't imagine fantastic things happening then they simply can't. Like how the precognition in dune effectively locks you into just one future and the key to changing said future is to not look in the first place. Basically engineer brain is not compatible with esp and perhaps it dampens the ability of others you interact with as well? So modern society surrounds you with tech 24/7 and there simply isn't the space.
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Sep 3, 2021 20:12
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So if you saw a bird and someone asked you to draw a picture what do you do
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Sep 4, 2021 04:35
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blatman posted:I love how I know so little about the subject matter on the last page or so that I can't tell which posts are purestrain shitpost and which ones aren't so i'm just taking everything at face value, bring on the fringe science my body is ready All posts are one with the creator, let the poo poo ray fill your mind-body complex
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Sep 5, 2021 21:12
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Pontificating rear end posted:the closest to zen we're gonna find Visualize the dark entities as the ballsack spider boss
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Sep 5, 2021 21:40
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The Saucer Hovers posted:imagination is only valued by americans if its successfully capitalized on. if its put to paper it has potential value but is still largely distasteful. if i were to spend a set amount of time practicing imagining something each week and never told anyone what it was, that would be wasted time in my society. Starting to think about those hunter gatherers with their 16 hours of leisure a day. Starting to think about how every successive piece of civilizational progress has resulted in less leisure time for just about everyone involved except for an elite few. Starting to think about what happens if you have eight billion prefrontal lobes spending 16 hours a day just thinking about stuff, especially if they were all thinking about the same thing. Now where was that paper about the air gapped RNG's after 9/11?
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Sep 6, 2021 05:06
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Bape Culture posted:In 1998 or 1999 I saw a weird as poo poo ufo in Yorkshire, England. I can't help with your giant black pyramid but my big takeaway from this thread is the the UFO stuff and the metaphysical stuff aren't in the same bucket just cause woo crystal bullshit gravitates toward itself, but rather are causally linked somehow. The dream stuff and the UFO stuff are literally the same topic is what I'm saying.
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Sep 7, 2021 23:14
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Jazerus posted:i, uh, is there supposed to be something here other than a single paragraph?? i am not compelled Yeah same, wtf
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Sep 8, 2021 20:07
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My uncle works at AATIP
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Sep 8, 2021 20:17
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Nothing like a hastily typed shower thought by a random internet person to convince me the federation is here
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Sep 8, 2021 20:19
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Step aside grifter Lue, time for the real experts to weigh: anonymous celebrity gossip bloggers
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Sep 8, 2021 20:28
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Delta-Wye posted:i feel like cdan post are best read in hindsight so you can go "oh gently caress" later on lmao D-Pad posted:Why don't you just give us examples of them being right so we are all familiar with their track record?
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Sep 8, 2021 21:36
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Rah! posted:honestly i want to believe it This is literally how phony psychics work. Throw out some vague info, sprinkle in some verifiably true stuff, credulous rubes and confirmation bias do the rest.
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Sep 8, 2021 22:14
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The Saucer Hovers posted:slavvy you never shared your thoughts on splatterpunks any thoughts on splatterpunks? I'm reluctant to google wtf that even is
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Sep 8, 2021 22:24
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Louis and the Mellonman were hard up for cash Spending all night grifting UAP crash Louis was a boy scout 'fore he got in the CIA The undercover Mellonman wants disclosure today
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Sep 9, 2021 01:49
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NASA are openly working on a quiet supersonic jet, hardly a big deal https://www.nasa.gov/centers/armstrong/features/how-nasa-will-measure-quiet-supersonic-flight.html
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Sep 10, 2021 20:08
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What arbitrary non-logic led to it being 19+?
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Sep 11, 2021 19:29
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The idea that the US government can cover up something so fantastic for decades on end is, by far, the least plausible theory put forward itt.
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Sep 13, 2021 03:50
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i am harry posted:there’s some conversation here and in the Epstein thread about things like psychic stuff and magic and such. Enjoy:
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Sep 13, 2021 06:01
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Wheeee posted:it’ll never stop being funny when someone new stumbles in and decides they’ve cracked it, fuckin us navy has been getting bamboozled by birds and flares for decades those dipshits If we plot these statistically I reckon they'll happen with alarming regularity, like every 6-8 thread pages. Almost like everyone itt being starved for content manifests as a seemingly original thought in some dumbledore's brain and draws them here subconsciously  The climate threads work the same way afaict.
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Sep 13, 2021 07:56
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Objurium posted:One thing that bothers me a bunch working back through the OSS podcast abduction cases is the incredible prominence of bipedal humanoids when the abductee actually encounters the creatures presumably in control of the craft. Or they're biomechanical drones designed to seem familiar to us dumb monkeys Or they're not really there and are just induced hallucinations for similar reasons Or the abductions don't actually happen inside a space ship or w/e and the whole thing is a monkey brain attempt to explain the incomprehensible
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Sep 14, 2021 05:50
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Is there an English explanation of whatever the gently caress this is about?
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Sep 17, 2021 00:13
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