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I want to have sex with an alien as much as the next guy but all the released footage does look like balloons. They should leak some good footage if there's so many pilots that saw them irl
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May 20, 2021 04:18
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If we find out aliens taste real good we'll turn the tables on them
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May 22, 2021 00:29
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May 22, 2021 19:06
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show me the aliens, I want to see them
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May 26, 2021 19:54
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I want to watch an alien tv show and eat their food. do they have alien pornography? space drugs? reveal your secrets spaceman
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May 26, 2021 19:55
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A MIRACLE posted:under the pacific I think i played terror from the deep and I think we should leave the underwater aliens alone, they're too powerful
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May 26, 2021 20:01
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it's easy to blast a rocket at a UFO but a torpedo? are we gonna catch some with a spiky naval mine? we aren't meant for underwater combat
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May 26, 2021 20:02
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imagine mastering space travel but not having the ability to post. What's even the point
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May 27, 2021 03:36
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the aliens are mooning our pilots from their tic tacs, the pilots are all just too embarrassed to admit what they saw
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May 27, 2021 17:32
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plasma is stored in the spheres
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Jun 3, 2021 19:03
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we sent a dick pic out of the solar system. Next we should constantly be asking other planets to text us back
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Jun 4, 2021 00:55
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pos my uncontacted hole
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Jun 6, 2021 18:47
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Ross DaouThot posted:no it's great yeah
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Jun 8, 2021 05:30
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birds once again
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Jun 9, 2021 08:13
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Avian, considering all these videos are of birds that rolled in reflective powder or picked up a road flare and flew away
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Jun 9, 2021 18:51
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I'll be an alien's sub. I'm already prepared to be probed ofc
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Jun 9, 2021 19:07
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IR is just normal light that has a higher wavelength than your eyes can detect. It doesn't behave differently. You can use it for "thermal" cameras because of blackbody radiation, matter is emitting lots of light all the time we just can't see it.
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Jun 10, 2021 02:16
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A MIRACLE posted:I wonder if like coal power and stuff is endemic to all carbon based life planets or whatever and maybe a bunch of other species have global warmed themselves and there’s like a planetary global warming technician subcontractor alien species we can hire to fix the climate and stuff Most coal on earth is from the carboniferous period where trees existed but the fungi/animals to break down the wood didn't so huge piles of wood built up in forests and got eventually compressed into coal. Hell they might have some kind of "plant" that makes way better coal than wood did.
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Jun 10, 2021 04:36
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Delta-Wye posted:is this the thread about unrequested anal probes?? no, this is the thread for requested ones
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Jun 10, 2021 06:31
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Not much, what's marfa with you
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Jun 10, 2021 17:47
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According to this: https://www.livescience.com/pentagon-ufo-report-coming.html They had 180 days after Dec 21st to submit it so it the deadline is June 19th.
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Jun 10, 2021 19:01
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Mecha Gojira posted:I'm fine with paying space taxes but only if they legalize space weed. i bet they have gravity drive drones that drop space weed off in your house for you
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Jun 10, 2021 20:02
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i hope aliens figured out cooking. if they're like herbivores that eat grass all day it's gonna be boring. i want some alien herbs and spices in my fried void chicken
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Jun 10, 2021 22:01
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my gf is completely uninterested. my dad thinks aliens have already visited a bunch of times so it's fun to talk to him about it
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Jun 11, 2021 00:42
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Rah! posted:all the squares talking about birds just what a bird would want us to think
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Jun 11, 2021 01:34
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It's fun to talk about UFOs and make up sci fi poo poo while looking at bird pics
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Jun 11, 2021 22:37
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release the alien birds congress, like doves at a wedding they yearn to be disclosed
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Jun 11, 2021 22:37
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birds are offworld, when they are flying
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Jun 12, 2021 06:15
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Wheeee posted:that article is a year old, ignored because lol UFOs it got updated June 3, 2021. i think that slide is new
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Jun 12, 2021 06:23
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WEH posted:https://web.archive.org/web/20200816180857/https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/28/insider/UFO-reporting.html hmm
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Jun 12, 2021 06:31
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the CIA went back in time and released a bunch of birds to throw us off their trail
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Jun 12, 2021 18:30
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china uses AI to form the most cutting edge birding meetup the world has ever seen
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Jun 12, 2021 18:44
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we're drivng around a little mars car looking for fossilized bacteria and the cia is just sitting on a big pile of alien bodies and spaceship parts. we are jesters to them
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Jun 12, 2021 19:14
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its a combination of birds and weather. in the case of the Phoenix lights i believe a whole flock of birds flying in formation all collided with ball heat lightning
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Jun 14, 2021 08:28
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Jun 14, 2021 19:37
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WEH posted:Forgive me, I forgot who saw something similar to this: sounds like a bird carrying a fog machine to me
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Jun 14, 2021 22:58
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Bob Socko posted:Might help if I attached the image. This thread has given that dude a bunch of sales. I got a copy too and I'm gonna send my dad one
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Jun 15, 2021 00:35
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Google Butt posted:I tried to order luminous phenomena but he was sold out Are you sure? I ordered the one for my dad like an hour ago, it still looks available to me. "Remarkable Luminous Phenomena in Nature: A Catalog of Geophysical Anomalies"?
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Jun 15, 2021 01:21
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WEH posted:RIP some of the out of print ones look cool as hell. do you have "Ancient Man: A Handbook of Puzzling Artifacts" or "Archeological Anomalies: Small Artifacts" Google Butt posted:I ordered but he emailed me directly stating they were sold out and the site not yet updated reflecting that. Tried to order on Saturday. poo poo that sucks 
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Jun 15, 2021 01:24
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another successful goon project. now some of the thread has a book they can hawk for $600 on amazon
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Jun 15, 2021 01:27
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