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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Ok so I catfished a ford fiesta and a prius off two women, and one of them even paid me 3k bucks in cash for "hobbit carburetor tuning"

what should I do with my haul?

hold on, there's some dweeb screaming outside my house demanding to duel me in the name of honor, brb

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
lol

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I dunno what forum that poor bastard thought he was posting on but he should've double checked the tabs

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Have you seen the Fast & Furious OP. I think you know what to do.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It’s important for you to remember that YOU are the victim op.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

M'lady I've purchased you an automobile.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I am absolutely astounded how not only he came up with the greatest printer of them all, but somehow honest to god beleived the goons will collectively carry it for him

*Blushes*

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Supreme Allah posted:

I dunno what forum that poor bastard thought he was posting on but he should've double checked the tabs

He assures me he is legit as he has quite a reputation around these parts

should I be scared or?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How much explosives can you get for 3000$ OP? The amount of fun Americans have is directly proportional to the size of the fireball.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Have you thought about opening a GoFundMe for the women (i.e. yourself)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

By popular demand posted:

How much explosives can you get for 3000$ OP? The amount of fun Americans have is directly proportional to the size of the fireball.

he needs to save that for when he has a baby

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
its kinda sad tbh op clearly had some personal issues going on and he was posting like he was on day 2 of an adderall binge, I hope it works out ok and he can look back and laugh one day

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Buy more cars

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you should eat your own rear end

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you make the 2 cars ram each other, in a few months you will have car offspring.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what the gently caress

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i got three shirts and they all look expensive
2000 volkswagen mad old and dented

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
op if you could give me a car i can teach you how to eat your own rear end. you'll be making GBS threads and grinning in no time

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Goddamnit :D

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Dolphin posted:

op if you could give me a car i can teach you how to eat your own rear end. you'll be making GBS threads and grinning in no time

I've heard this one before

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do you need a new pair of jeans my kind goonsir

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Whoa OP you sound like a cool guy, do you have an patreon I can donate to?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:piss:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Did the OP or a mod close that thread?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Buy this car, OP.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
INSPECT FIESTA
GO NORTH

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Still unsure if that guy was uncomfortably committed to a troll post or legit a legendary buffoon.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
pretty sure the latter

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jose Oquendo posted:

Did the OP or a mod close that thread?

OP did, get your last digs in now

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The people demand the thread unlocked and op forced to continue posting to make us laugh.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Full Metal Jackass posted:

The people demand the thread unlocked and op forced to continue posting to make us laugh.

It's unlocked and gold things are happening but I'm not going to try and force the OP to post again

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

The Bloop posted:

OP did, get your last digs in now

It's never as much fun once the OP takes their ball and goes home.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
We've come full circle.


Weve cumed full cirkle*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
do some donuts binch

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jose Oquendo posted:

It's never as much fun once the OP takes their ball and goes home.

just remember that anybody lame enough to close their own thread is also lame enough to keep lurking to see what everybody is saying about them

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i would politely give back both the cars and the money after a guy asks me to

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Okay, YOU draw the sweet car tats on your arms. I offered the idea to the other guy and I guess his two carlessness clouded his brain, because he didn't even thank me.

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