[NAF] How do you cool your fresh-baked pies?

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Mescal

Hi, I'm having some problems here, and I might need to start looking at some alternatives.

# ? May 19, 2021 19:30

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# ? May 4, 2024 17:26

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

ngl, cooling off pies w/o charming rapscallions/tramps/urchins running off with them is p much impossible

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# ? May 19, 2021 19:39

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

me, holding up a punch card from the Oral Burn Ward: i dont

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# ? May 19, 2021 19:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

op your best bet is simply to not bake pies, or burn your mouth

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# ? May 19, 2021 19:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cool pies on top of ur fridge where the ne'er-do-wells can't reach em op

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# ? May 19, 2021 19:41

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

as the legal representative of the Open Window Masturbator i have some feelings on this matter

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# ? May 19, 2021 19:47

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

sunglasses

# ? May 19, 2021 20:29

FutonForensic

once the pie is done cooking, immediately submerge it in an ice bath. this will make it extremely easy to "peel" the crust from the pie and leave you the tasty innards

# ? May 19, 2021 22:04

pseudorandom

I use the family method my grandma shared with me wherein I dip the pie in liquid nitrogen.

# ? May 19, 2021 22:19

nut

i just eat them raw?

# ? May 19, 2021 22:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The gentle flapping of the wings of twenty four beautiful black birds.

# ? May 19, 2021 22:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

first it was loving pies, then it was eating tide pods, now apparently it's "cooling pies"

# ? May 20, 2021 00:14

selan dyin

Luvcow posted:

first it was loving pies, then it was eating tide pods, now apparently it's "cooling pies"

the pie must be cooled before you gently caress it

# ? May 20, 2021 00:25

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

kids from the 00s won't understand this!!!! (you click and its just photos of horribly scalded penises)

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# ? May 20, 2021 03:09

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I do my baking at the penguin enclosure at the zoo.

# ? May 20, 2021 05:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP have you tried simply not heating the pies,I mean come on save a step

# ? May 20, 2021 06:25

Escape From Noise

Very carefully, OP.

# ? May 20, 2021 18:07

alnilam

Put sunglasses on them, maybe dress them up in a lil leather jacket

# ? May 20, 2021 18:10

Escape From Noise

Make them part of the wrestling stable nWo. But like early on, before it became lame.

# ? May 20, 2021 18:12

Escape From Noise

Ice cream, and lots of it!

# ? May 20, 2021 18:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

Put sunglasses on them, maybe dress them up in a lil leather jacket

# ? May 20, 2021 18:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I hear the reving of a motorcycle engine outside my window. i run to see if my love has returned for me and there seated on a vintage Harley sits a fresh baked apple pie wearing a crisp black leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses, a lit cigarette is wedged into the seams of its upper crust. I loosen my belt and drop my pants as I beckon to the pie to come inside so we can ravish one another like that classic comedy with the big nosed guy

# ? May 20, 2021 18:50

vanisher

Thought the tag was NSFW and was trying to imagine scenarios of cooling pies that were nsfw

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# ? May 20, 2021 19:34

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

place them on skateboards

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# ? May 20, 2021 19:36

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

tiny egyptian servants fanning them with palm fronds

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# ? May 20, 2021 23:42

Escape From Noise

Cut off the extraneous numbers. You don't really need more than 3.14159 or even 3.14, unless you're doing research or something.

# ? May 21, 2021 04:08

sb hermit

do the fancy new american gastropub thing where it's "deconstructed". Just a croissant and a baked apple coated with cinnamon and sugar on a plate. Cools off a lot faster than an entire pie.