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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Lamia body pillows are quite affordable and, these days, can be delivered straight to your home.

when i was a kid we had to walk the fifty miles to mason city to get our lamia body pillows. i tell you what these kids don't know how good they got it

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Back in the day you had to hunt down a real snake and stuff it full of feathers, those were the days

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Das Boo posted:

HEY, LADY! YOU GOT A PYTHON ON YER PUSS!

Mods change my name to PYTHON ON YER PUSS please and thank you!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this is the lamia containment thread now. :flipoff:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Can't tamia the lamia

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Escape from Lamia Containment Thread featuring snake

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
*Looks at new thread title*

Time to set down a chair in here. Thanks mods!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grumblepuff posted:

We are right next to the latinas thread. What if we cross-pollinate each other? Latina lamias, who crush us with their tails and curse at us in a litany of hissing and Spanish curse words for being bad boys?! Lamias who can roll their r's indefinitely?!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Blue Footed Booby posted:

What's a male lamia called? Lamio?

Bromia

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Valko posted:

Ah, a fellow scholar.



As an internet biologist, that heart seems too small to provide adequate circulation

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

a mysterious cloak posted:

As an internet biologist, that heart seems too small to provide adequate circulation

there are 2 of them op

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
one of them is located Directly In The rear end for some reason

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's not, her anus is at the end of the tail :colbert:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aardvark! posted:

one of them is located Directly In The rear end for some reason

Much like your own :boom:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm sorry, you don't actually have a butt-heart

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's not, her anus is at the end of the tail :colbert:

Next to her testicles and hemi-pene?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yes actually

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Are lamia warm or cold blooded? Do they have human teeth or snake fangs? What do they eat?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
just can't stop thinking abou tmonster girls

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Aardvark! posted:

there are 2 of them op

Aardvark! posted:

one of them is located Directly In The rear end for some reason

Two tiny hearts, even with one positioned assward... Less a danger noodle, more just boring, limp pasta.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Are lamia warm or cold blooded? Do they have human teeth or snake fangs? What do they eat?

The documentary series Monster Musume shows that they are cold blooded, have mostly human teeth but longer than human canines, and can eat pretty much like we do but have different taste buds so everything they cook to their own taste is really weird.


Edit: poo poo wrong image

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

this is the lamia containment thread now. :flipoff:

i.e. mod-endorsed lamia thread

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The documentary series Monster Musume shows that they are cold blooded, have mostly human teeth but longer than human canines, and can eat pretty much like we do but have different taste buds so everything they cook to their own taste is really weird.


Edit: poo poo wrong image

Thank you, booby baby.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The documentary series Monster Musume shows that they are cold blooded, have mostly human teeth but longer than human canines, and can eat pretty much like we do but have different taste buds so everything they cook to their own taste is really weird.


Edit: poo poo wrong image

Directly
In
The
rear end

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Are lamia warm or cold blooded? Do they have human teeth or snake fangs? What do they eat?

Warm up top, cold on the bottom
Human up top, fangs on the bottom
Burgers up top, microwaved rat fetus on the bottom

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I'm sitting here waiting for a lapdance that will be either horrifying or mind blowing. Will report back if I survive.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Aardvark! posted:

this is the lamia containment thread now. :flipoff:

posting snake titz outside of this thread should be a ban. hell the loving snake man with the snake tits av posting outside this thread is a ban too.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Colonel Cancer posted:

Haha do you think he has a designated snake penis haha just asking



Mike was into it back in the day

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Yvershek posted:

I'm sitting here waiting for a lapdance that will be either horrifying or mind blowing. Will report back if I survive.

ProTip: Bring a dead rat from the closet and stuff a $20 bill in its mouth. Guaranteed good time!


After that, go to the lamia strip club with a bunch of $1 bills.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who What Now posted:

Warm up top, cold on the bottom
Human up top, fangs on the bottom
Burgers up top, microwaved rat fetus on the bottom

Ho's Up
Snake down
While you motherfuckers fap to this?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Yvershek posted:

I'm sitting here waiting for a lapdance that will be either horrifying or mind blowing. Will report back if I survive.

I'll allow it, roll the 20 sided die for difficulty check constitution.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Lamia likes:

Clarinet
Hot rock
Cold rock

Lamia dislikes:
Men

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mulaney Power Move posted:

posting snake titz outside of this thread should be a ban. hell the loving snake man with the snake tits av posting outside this thread is a ban too.

This is hate speech.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

She's taking up the whole drat bench. C'mon.
What if we need to take the bus home? She can't fit that whole drat thing into those seats.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Lam spreading is real and it makes me sick

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Mulaney Power Move posted:

posting snake titz outside of this thread should be a ban. hell the loving snake man with the snake tits av posting outside this thread is a ban too.

why u heff to be so mad sonic man

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Every year, hundreds of thousands of lamias are poached by snake oil salesmen.

Don't buy black market oils. Give a hoot, won't you?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mulaney Power Move posted:

:qq:posting snake titz outside of this thread should be a ban. hell the loving snake man with the snake tits av posting outside this thread is a ban too. :qq:

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

a mysterious cloak posted:

As an internet biologist, that heart seems too small to provide adequate circulation

They also forgot the ureters. So the kidneys are just chillin doing nothing apparently

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