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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I mean has anyone ever seen one? My cousin Jimmy says he has but he also told me that boobs feel all hard like plastic and I accidentally touched Katie Porter's boob with my elbow so I know he's full of it.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Labia are real but the clitoris is not

Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Labia are real but the clitoris is not
That's the gspot, dipshit.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Saying the female orgasm is fake is cope for chud-lords who are too lovely in bed to get a woman off.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Male orgasm is also not real

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've seen labia.
Majestic.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Male orgasm is also not real

its true, we tug for naught

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

I've seen labia.
Majestic.

No you haven't, Devin, we all know you made up the story about the girl from summer camp!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Derpies posted:

its true, we tug for naught

I tug for the joy of tugging

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
They're not real. Or rather, Earth girls do not have them but space alien girls do, and they are real and they are prehensile.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Mooey Cow posted:

They're not real. Or rather, Earth girls do not have them but space alien girls do, and they are real and they are prehensile.

This would actually be incredibly awesome. Think of the pleasure we could give guys if we could control our labia muscles
There could be labia Olympics on El ocho
I can easily think of situations where I would want a third hand

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I caught a labia up in a pristine mountain lake in the high Uinta Mountains in Utah last summer

Freshest best tasting labia I I ever had

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The girl I met at summer camp could do all that. She did line drawings and small crochet projects actually she gave me a couple but they're at my house.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

yes it is real, it looks like a bag of sand. i've seen it before

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I used velveeta as bait

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just posting this flower here



no reason

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Bloop posted:

just posting this flower here



no reason

Is that the new Yonic game?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Bloop posted:

just posting this flower here



no reason

My mother has two O'Queefs like this in her entryway
:negative:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinz posted:

This would actually be incredibly awesome. Think of the pleasure we could give guys if we could control our labia muscles
There could be labia Olympics on El ocho
I can easily think of situations where I would want a third hand

If you do enough kegels you actually can do all that!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spinz posted:

My mother has two O'Queefs like this in her entryway
:negative:

strong move, posting about your own mom's entryway in this thread

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Bloop posted:

strong move, posting about your own mom's entryway in this thread

Haha omg
Time to go outside

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

How can labia be real if your eyes aren't real

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
it's real, it's what turns into a scrote if the babby is a boy

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bula Vinaka posted:

it's real, it's what turns into a scrote if the babby is a boy

Is that what they mean when they say the balls drop?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

The Bloop posted:

strong move, posting about your own mom's entryway in this thread

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bula Vinaka posted:

it's real, it's what turns into a scrote if the babby is a boy

Yeah that’s why you got a seam down the middle of your balls

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
my balls just have an injection mold point.....no seam. i thought everyone's balls were like this? labia are real btw

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


kntfkr posted:

my balls just have an injection mold point.....no seam. i thought everyone's balls were like this? labia are real btw

Then you do not have labia

Maybe a big scrotal nipple?

Most people's balls are just sewn up labia, hence the seam

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
big scrotal nipple would be a good name for a terrible band

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Ur not real.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Labia is as real as it gets imo.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They’re real….and they’re SPECTACULAR

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Was anyone else expecting this to be a avashalom thread?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I need to inspect these closely to determine whether the labia is real or not

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Smugworth posted:

Then you do not have labia

Maybe a big scrotal nipple?

Most people's balls are just sewn up labia, hence the seam

Scripple

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

Was anyone else expecting this to be a avashalom thread?

She could destroy us all with a single minora.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


mysterious and vague as curtains in the wind.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Linux Pirate posted:

mysterious and vague as curtains in the wind.

indeed :nws:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That cannot be comfortable.

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Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Colonel Cancer posted:

Male orgasm is also not real

The machinations of man lay bare, it was all a ruse to power up our crystals the whole time.

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