Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
The Voice of Labor

my dick

good thing too, it would burn

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Finger Prince


The Voice of Labor posted:

my dick

good thing too, it would burn

The moon settles on your dick though. Nightly. Moon fucker.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The sun actually did set on the British empire. Like, a while ago

FutonForensic

"do you expect me to talk?" a captured james bond stammered as he nervously watched the sun descending on his dick


How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Finger Prince posted:

The moon settles on your dick though. Nightly. Moon fucker.

that's amore





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Hey get a load of this orb up here, they're walking around with a sunburned dick

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

Hey get a load of this orb up here, they're walking around with a sunburned dick

Brb. Gotta hit the tanning salon.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The british empire never broke up [hits button as beefeater guards spring up out of ground]

nut

I call it the British simpire

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The sun actually did set on the British empire. Like, a while ago

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
come to think about it, at its height, the sun would be constantly setting on the british empire

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The Mole-men Empire, which has never seen the sun.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Escape From Noise posted:

Brb. Gotta hit the tanning salon.

take the moon

by sebmojo

nut posted:

I call it the British simpire

lol

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Careful, Dicarus

super sweet best pal

So no one lets you stick it where the sun don't shine?

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
The British Empire wouldn't settle on something that small.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

The British Empire wouldn't settle on something that small.

lmao

hbag

The Voice of Labor posted:

my dick

good thing too, it would burn

it is a well known fact that you dont get hot things on your dick yeah

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

The British Empire wouldn't settle on something that small.

:eyepop:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Stoner Sloth

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

The British Empire wouldn't settle on something that small.

Size Queen Victoria

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply