Going to take a poop but then you find out someone else took it first

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deep dish peat moss

Yiikes!

# ? May 24, 2021 05:32

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:58

biosterous

o poo poo

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he/him

# ? May 24, 2021 06:04

Escape From Noise

My poo! Pilfered! Plundered! Purloined!

# ? May 24, 2021 07:22

Zamboni Rodeo: NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

dammit i had plans for that poop, too

# ? May 24, 2021 08:08

Escape From Noise

Is a man not entitled to the poo poo of his bowels?

# ? May 24, 2021 08:10

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

yelling at the GM: I'm not that kind of turd-burglar!

# ? May 24, 2021 14:24

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Escape From Noise posted:

Is a man not entitled to the poo poo of his bowels?

no, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone

# ? May 24, 2021 17:32

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I tell ya, it's a dog eat poop world out there.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 24, 2021 17:43

Escape From Noise

Okay! Who pooped my pants?!

# ? May 24, 2021 17:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I tell ya, it's a dog eat poop world out there.

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# ? May 24, 2021 17:47

nut

Escape From Noise posted:

Okay! Who pooped my pants?!

# ? May 25, 2021 02:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"I TAKE YOUR POOP" - quote from the hit movie There Will Be Poop

# ? May 25, 2021 02:52

FutonForensic

it's like those videos where they play sleight of hand tricks on dogs and they get all sad, but it's me wondering where my poo poo has gone

# ? May 25, 2021 04:45

Escape From Noise

I'm LOSING MY poo poo!

Has anyone seen it?

# ? May 25, 2021 06:08

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I�m such a loving klutz I accidentally dropped my deuce again

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 25, 2021 12:27

nut

this is the answer coward jk rowling was too scared to provide

# ? May 25, 2021 12:34

deep dish peat moss

Okay, who took the last poop again?!

# ? May 25, 2021 23:22

Escape From Noise

Port a potty, port a poop

# ? May 26, 2021 07:21

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

if you take a poo poo, can you then give a poo poo?

# ? May 26, 2021 09:34

deep dish peat moss

Shamefully reaching in to the Take a poo poo, Leave a poo poo jar at the cash register.

# ? May 26, 2021 09:37

Escape From Noise

Giving a poo poo to the Salvation Army collection bucket.

# ? May 26, 2021 09:47

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

every time I drop one I gotta give it a little speech if I expect my poops to be taken

# ? May 26, 2021 10:50

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

and I expect all of them to be taken

# ? May 26, 2021 10:51

Escape From Noise

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for your toilet. If you let my poop go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will absolutely destroy your toilet.

# ? May 26, 2021 10:54

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

i've heard of having a poo poo fit, but what about having... a poo poo not fit?

# ? May 26, 2021 11:10

Escape From Noise

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

i've heard of having a poo poo fit, but what about having... a poo poo not fit?

A fat piece of poo poo?

# ? May 26, 2021 13:23

nut

wiper no wiping

# ? May 26, 2021 13:36

Escape From Noise

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Boss stole the poop
Right out of my behind

# ? May 26, 2021 15:03

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spotlight
losing my poop

# ? May 26, 2021 16:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

getting real tired of all these loving turd burglars

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? May 26, 2021 17:14

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Fredrik1 posted:

That's me in the corner,
That's me in the spotlight
losing my poop

maybe "losing my excretion"?

# ? May 26, 2021 19:40

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

maybe "losing my excretion"?

Oh no I said too much

# ? May 26, 2021 20:41

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Like a hurt, lost, and blinded stool

# ? May 26, 2021 20:46

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

my life philosophy is: if you dont give a poo poo, dont take a poo poo

my grandma taught me that

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# ? May 26, 2021 21:14

hbag

wtf i was saving that for later

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# ? May 26, 2021 21:47

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i was gonna have a nasty diarrhea attack that i had been building up for the entire week and i had been looking forward to it all day but someone loving stole it

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? May 26, 2021 23:07

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP if you gave a poo poo, you'd get so much poo poo in return. So much.

# ? May 26, 2021 23:23

vanisher

Amazon working up a contract that requires you poo poo only in their warehouse.

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# ? May 27, 2021 00:05

vanisher

Really wish I could take a poo poo, but my Amazon making GBS threads contract forbids I poo poo at a better rate in a non-Amazon building so I gotta hold this one back.

# ? May 27, 2021 00:07

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:58

vanisher

free market capitalism has completely destroyed the american dream: owning and making GBS threads in a home of your own

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# ? May 27, 2021 00:09

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