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Do not gently caress pigs for the any reason please.
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~Coxy posted:The absolute disappointment whenever you would go over to someone's house and they had one of these under the bed gathering dust and you couldn't believe they didn't play with it all the time and you got it out and set it up for...
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Jesus gently caress, I had 7.30 on in the background tonight while I was chatting to my wife, and happened to glance up while there was footage of a guy smashing a piglet into the concrete like he was smashing a cockroach with a thong. That's gunna haunt me for a while. I know working in places like that you get kinda desensitised to animal death, but loving hell that was full on. quote:Mr Hawkins said it was only after submitting the photographs to a mining related Facebook page and seeing the public reaction that he realised it was "extremely risky". lmao I haven't been there (obviously), though I've been to nearby Karijini and it's amazingly beautiful country out that way. But loving hell, going past all the warning signs and thinking "she'll be right mate" is just insanity. And given the visit was supposedly in 2021, I'd be willing to bet money that the PPE he was wearing was just a covid-era surgical mask.
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:No Thunder Loop Thriller? has this bad boy
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Christ all loving mighty. I heard some mates mention the david cameron episode of Black Mirror in regards to this but I didnt know it really happened and was this bad jesus. .
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https://twitter.com/michael_of_melb/status/1769994426288574932
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My mates dad had a Fairlane with those lighters I thought it was because Fairlanes were considered cars you might chauffeur people around in
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EoinCannon posted:My mates dad had a Fairlane with those lighters my first car was a beat up old fairlane and it had five cigarette lighters; one in each door (including rear passenger doors) and one in the centre display wish i smoked back then, what a waste
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Mar 20, 2024 23:40
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Back in the day you used to be able to measure how luxurious a car was by how many lighters and ash trays it had in it. Now you measure it by how many stupid bullshit layers of touchscreen bullshit you need to go through to adjust the 78 way power seats and the rear window defogger.
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Mar 20, 2024 23:54
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drat, my old man had Commodores and we only got two cigarette lighters, on in the front console and one in the rear.
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Mar 20, 2024 23:56
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when the lighters not glowing so you test it with your thumb and it leaves a brown coil of burned flesh and a tiny whiff of cooked fingat
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Mar 21, 2024 00:15
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Carlos Lantana posted:when the lighters not glowing so you test it with your thumb and it leaves a brown coil of burned flesh and a tiny whiff of cooked fingat Literally still got the burn mark in my left index fingerprint, nearly 40 years later from my dad's Suzuki jeep lighter.
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Mar 21, 2024 00:19
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I spotted a leech crawling over the console in my car so I got it with the lighter, the smell of charred leech is not one I’ll forget for a while. Still better than bleeding like a stuck pig for hours on end if it bit me though
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Mar 21, 2024 00:45
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The family car is driving past the Bauer Media Group offices. Kids: Can we get The Australian Women’s Weekly Children’s Birthday Cake Book? Mum: We have Children’s Birthday Cake Book at home. Children’s Birthday Cake Book at home: 
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Mar 21, 2024 07:09
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if you wanted to mull up in an HR holden you could either use the little indent on the inside of the glovebox or unclip the interior light shade
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gay picnic defence posted:I spotted a leech crawling over the console in my car so I got it with the lighter, the smell of charred leech is not one I’ll forget for a while. Still better than bleeding like a stuck pig for hours on end if it bit me though One time my wife and I went hiking in the Blue Mountains, it had been raining on and off, so the track was pretty muddy. Noticed a few leeches but no big deal, just flick em off. Got back to the car, my wife takes off her gaiters and boots, then realises there’s a massive leech on her calf, at least an inch long and a couple cm in diameter like a tiny cocktail frankfurt. Never seen one that big. She screamed loudly and violently, I managed to scrape the leech off and she was so upset she smashed the leech with a hiking boot - so blood exploded all over the carpark. Anyway someone called the cops because of the screaming, who then wanted a lot of explaining for why a woman was screaming and bleeding, and for why there was a large pool of blood on the floor That’s my leech story
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My parents had a Fairmont Ghia back in the late 80s / early 90s and it had a fully digital dashboard which I thought was just the ducks nuts. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
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I lived there for a couple of years as a kid. My lung scans all look good, hopefully they stay that way. There are heaps of amazing places to go in WA, even other abandoned mining towns if that's your kink. No need to get hosed up by asbestos. yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Mar 21, 2024 |
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webmeister posted:One time my wife and I went hiking in the Blue Mountains, it had been raining on and off, so the track was pretty muddy. Noticed a few leeches but no big deal, just flick em off. why'd you cut your wife
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I learned very young to carry salt when hiking. Always had one of those tiny Saxa salt bottles. Gets the fuckers off without any mess and doesn't leave their mouthparts in your skin so you keep bleeding. Also, I'd occasionally put salt on my tongue as I went along. Even 40 years later, whenever I walk any distance I can still taste the memory of salt in my mouth.
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I got a salty snack for ya 
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Chrpno posted:I got a salty snack for ya cum?
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Chrpno posted:I got a salty snack for ya ? 
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Capt.Whorebags posted:My parents had a Fairmont Ghia back in the late 80s / early 90s and it had a fully digital dashboard which I thought was just the ducks nuts. Preferred the old school Digital dash over all the touch screen menu nonsense. That blue-green hue still exists in my mind.
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Sydney Royal Easter Show time mother fuckers
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Inceltown posted:Sydney Royal Easter Show time mother fuckers This kicks rear end.
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Whither the Holden Precision Driving Team? in Toranas
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Mar 21, 2024 23:27
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Just spent a week working on that Fred Again gig at the Domain. A day spent in the rain directing trucks to pick up fridges and demountables has me with a fuckin cold... Feels bad man
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Inceltown posted:Sydney Royal Easter Show time mother fuckers they should get eaten by truckasaurus
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I regret to inform you that Mount Gambiers Human LEGO Man has been cancelled. ACAB means you too Human LEGO Man 
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police exhibit sample bag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPwJY4unaLc
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Inceltown posted:I regret to inform you that Mount Gambiers Human LEGO Man has been cancelled. Apparently a dog mauled him when he was dressed as Lego Batman and it killed the dressing up like Lego dudes vibe for him
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Inceltown posted:I regret to inform you that Mount Gambiers Human LEGO Man has been cancelled. her loving hands are huge
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Vladimir Poutine posted:Apparently a dog mauled him when he was dressed as Lego Batman and it killed the dressing up like Lego dudes vibe for him Also Human Lego Girl dumped him that same month: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-24/human-lego-man-retires-after-cancer-council-sa-walk/103620046
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Meanwhile the Fitzroy Carrot Man is still going strong
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also Human Lego Girl dumped him that same month: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-24/human-lego-man-retires-after-cancer-council-sa-walk/103620046 LEGO Girl knows that ACAB means LEGO Man
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ABAC
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Not sure if better or worse than the "--cuum" here in our Hammerbarn.
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I had a real All Cops Are Bemused moment the other day I was doing a chalk mural on some random wall of an abandoned property cum carpark and the police rolled up , realised it was just chalk and just kinda shrugged their shoulders and hosed off
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