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huh posted:Good one. That's a real old timey fruit right there. Two hills hoists A chook pen Mango tree that has a resident scrub turkey more often than not And two choko vines  
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Strewth! We lost the flamin' Prime Minister! ... Hand us another stubbie, Gazza.
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May 25, 2021 07:06
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If there's a worse Aussie slum than Dapto I don't know where it is
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May 25, 2021 07:20
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abigserve posted:If there's a worse Aussie slum than Dapto I don't know where it is Literally all of Queensland. Proof: I live there.
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May 25, 2021 08:46
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Seppos are unable to handle musk sticks. They almost universally complain that they taste of perfume.
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May 25, 2021 08:52
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Captain Blueballs posted:Seppos are unable to handle musk sticks. They almost universally complain that they taste of perfume.  They used to be called Big Boss Cigars when I was a kid, which I feel is 100% appropriate for Australia at the time (early 90's). Pretty clever to remarket it as candy dynamite sticks instead IMO. edit: Oh yeah that reminds me, we have these:  No joke, when I was a kid if you got caught eating these you'd be mercilessly teased for exactly what you would expect. Australia was reaaaaaaaaally homophobic back then (and still is). nightwisher fucked around with this message at 09:00 on May 25, 2021 |
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May 25, 2021 08:56
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Captain Blueballs posted:Seppos are unable to handle musk sticks. They almost universally complain that they taste of perfume. They do taste like perfume but you should have grown up with them in the lolly bag sold by the tuck shop at the sports oval and thus have a fond memory of those pink atrocities.
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Inceltown posted:They do taste like perfume but you should have grown up with them in the lolly bag sold by the tuck shop at the sports oval and thus have a fond memory of those pink atrocities. Oh man you just reminded me, my mum volunteered at the tuckshop at my primary school from year 5 to 7 and it was the loving best thing ever being able to skip the long lines and walk right up the exitway to the counter, and just pick out whatever I wanted for free. Needless to say, the look I got from the people in line was hilarious. Suck it non-tuckshop-mum-havers.
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Surely the best musk flavoured lolly with a dodgy name is Fags. I know they're called Fads now but I remember, I will always remember.
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May 25, 2021 09:47
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Some more ad nostalgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TDrWhWSZso
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May 25, 2021 09:49
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BrigadierSensible posted:Apparently an American friend of mine has told me that a 4/20 style bog standard meat pie is difficult to get in the US. An Aussie opening up a bakery is worthy-enough for the local news in some places over there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIJUS9bF_p4
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May 25, 2021 10:07
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BrigadierSensible posted:If you grew up in Melbourne during the 90s, then there was a rumour going around that one of your teachers was a member of this band. I thought they were cosplaying goonsacks or something.
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May 25, 2021 10:14
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Breetai posted:Strewth! We lost the flamin' Prime Minister! Harold Holt is pretty Australian. A sitting Prime Minister, who goes for a swim and is never seen again. Did he drown, or was he taken by the Chinese in a midget submarine? (He probably drowned.) Anyway, the best way we could think of to commemorate him was to name a public pool after him. That's right a swimming pool named after a famous drowning victim. In Glen Iris.
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May 25, 2021 10:22
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Valko posted:I thought they were cosplaying goonsacks or something. They had a whole bunch of different costumes but some of them were very very goonsackish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFc-ictzHKE
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May 25, 2021 10:38
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Wollongong is a strange place, seems every major city has a coastal satellite city that's a white trash suburban wasteland based around blue-collar industry and nice beaches that's accessible by train (See: Geelong, Mandurah, Adelaide) I lived in Wollongong for a while when I was a kid. I can't remember anything about it, it has been fully struck from my mental records. Now I feel like I've missed out.
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:
Bullshit this is Wyoming, or, in a pinch, possibly South Dakota
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May 25, 2021 12:46
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The wooden bong in Woodenbong
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May 25, 2021 14:01
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Jestery posted:The wooden bong in Woodenbong Shoddy crafstmanship. There's no way you're getting high with those gaps around the stem. Shoddy bong construction. Nothing like the vegemite bongs I've seen you lads whip out.
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May 25, 2021 14:10
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L O N G S T U B B I E S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35RytZ63fBw
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Shoddy crafstmanship. There's no way you're getting high with those gaps around the stem. Here is the one in a local museum of Australiana  https://www.maas.museum/inside-the-collection/2011/11/16/hits-from-the-bong/
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How about a tale in pictures?    Kids must be bored down there. Is this what happens when you ban R18 video games?
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May 25, 2021 15:52
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I applaud the forward thinking government of Australia for busting large goons at large
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May 25, 2021 15:56
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You know, I didn't think it was possible to get more rednecky than the USA, but doggone it if Australia isn't doing their damnedest to prove me wrong
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Lolie posted:Sausage rolls Years ago you helped me figure out a good sausage roll recipe to make at home. I still make them often; they're my favorite easy lunch to bring on a fishing trip.  Lolie posted:Meat pies are dead easy to make.  Go on ...
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You know, I didn't think it was possible to get more rednecky than the USA, but doggone it if Australia isn't doing their damnedest to prove me wrong Australia and Florida are just two long lost siblings.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You know, I didn't think it was possible to get more rednecky than the USA, but doggone it if Australia isn't doing their damnedest to prove me wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I Go gently caress yourself I'm not doing your work for you
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Inceltown posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I lmfao
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what's that good australian beer called, the kind with the yeast/lees still in the bottle edit n/m i figured it out... cooper's sparkling ale Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 25, 2021 |
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May 25, 2021 22:35
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Mustang posted:Australia and Florida are just two long lost siblings. Our surfing sucks but our giant reptiles are much more chill.
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Szyznyk posted:Our surfing sucks but our giant reptiles are much more chill. But aren't crocodiles more aggresive than alligators? Also, I've seen Point Break, doesn't Australia have some of the best surf beaches? Anyway, is aussie weed any good? You got the climate for it, the stuff grown indoors over here isn't so good. 
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Australia has such good surfing beaches that one beach is called Surfers Paradise and it is not just a clever name. Downside is that it's in Queensland 
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:SOLO ads were like satires of themselves. The Solo ads just weren't extreme enough for him! So he took up drug smuggling https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/...949422ae71e04a4
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Valko posted:But aren't crocodiles more aggresive than alligators? Also, I've seen Point Break, doesn't Australia have some of the best surf beaches? Anyway, is aussie weed any good? You got the climate for it, the stuff grown indoors over here isn't so good. I’m on the Florida end. God forbid someone mistake me for Australian.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Years ago you helped me figure out a good sausage roll recipe to make at home. I still make them often; they're my favorite easy lunch to bring on a fishing trip. Good quality butcher's mince is the key to getting a rich, meaty flavour. When it's brown add finely chopped onions and herbs. Mixed herbs are fine or you can add your favourite herbs, but thyme is essential as is plenty of black pepper. Don't add any liquid until the onion is soft. You can add either stock or shepherd's pie mix, but you only want about a cup of fluid. I add a couple of teaspoons is steak sauce at this stage but you can use tomato sauce or Worcestershire sauce. Simmer it for about 30 minutes, making sure you break up any clumps of meat. There shouldn't be much liquid left. Add a little flour or gravy mix to thicken it. Use homemade shortcrust pastry for the base and blind bake it. Frozen shortcrust is tough and disgusting. Frozen puff is OK for the top.
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Lolie posted:Good quality butcher's mince is the key to getting a rich, meaty flavour. When it's brown add finely chopped onions and herbs. Mixed herbs are fine or you can add your favourite herbs, but thyme is essential as is plenty of black pepper. Bah Humbug! "good quality mince"? Get hosed. The appeal of a meat pie is that it is chopped up offal in generic brown gravy. The "good quality" artisan meat pie you are describing sounds delicious, but it is not a meat pie. A meat pie is something you buy at the footy and slather in tomato sauce whilst you sit in the rain and watch your team lose to an interstate side. Edit: I just thought of another Australian only food. - Burger Rings. I haven't had a packet of these since school. BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 02:48 on May 26, 2021 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:tie me kangaroo down sport I put this song on in the car for a bit of fun, but soon got a rude shock a couple of verses in.
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BrigadierSensible posted:The appeal of a meat pie is that it is chopped up offal in generic brown gravy. 
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