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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

You�ll never guess the origin of the name Blacktown

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:33

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Nam Taf posted:

edit: ONE THREE DOUBLE OH SIX TRIPLE FIVE, OH SIX

dat's ferteen ferty ferty two

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 13:39

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 02:47

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

DumbparameciuM posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtmZjDrofJQ

Just wondering if Maurie Mole was just a Newcastle/NSW thing?

Wondering the same thing about Big Dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJZpiT76kw

I used to have that doona cover.

Dunno about Maurie Mole but Big Dog definitely was. We never got it in Sydney but when visiting cousins in Newcastle I always found it hilariously provincial. Same thing now staying with my in-laws in the Gong - ads for tractors, sheds, and of course ads starring the company owner for some reason

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 09:55

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Robin Williams posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM

Hoo boy that schtick has not aged well :stare:

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 11:21

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

If anyone wants to have a chat

https://twitter.com/beneltham/status/1432562016862887937?s=21

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 10:31

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Saw this awesome little bloke today:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 10:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Got swooped by a fucken magpie today, apparently they take exception to craft breweries!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 11:42

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Currently in Jindy, can confirm winter loving sucks

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 08:34

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

No shots of the bra collection, 3/10 see me after class

# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 21:45

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I know what you filthy animals want, you want Brutalism, big sloppy loads of concrete all over your cityscapes

There used to be a sick arse nightclub just underneath that weird mushroom building!

RIP Dendy, you ended up as a Harvey Norman

# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 14:02

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Beavey and Butto

# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 10:14

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

crashing into middle stump

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 00:25

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Gravy day motherfuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOWtK6HYCSE

# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 03:29

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

There�s a kickarse Aboriginal art gallery in Roebourne next door, but dealing with 50+ temps is just lol

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 08:34

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Yeah we were there in July and it wasn�t too bad. Cool ghost town nearby too while I�m giving out travel tips

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 11:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Same, we built weapons.

Wittenoom?

Cossack. I don�t think you�re even allowed into Wittenoom these days, though we didn�t actually try

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 07:27

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Laserface posted:

Is this the asbestos town or another uninhabitable thanks to mining town?

Wittenoom is the asbestos town, Cossack is just an old port that got abandoned when they built Dampier and Karratha nearby

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 23:59

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Good doggos, dachshunds are easily the best breed.

Whereabouts is that? 100% need to visit with my little snag!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 14:27

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Edenhope Victoria, close to the SA border.

Wow I just looked it up and that�s the middle of fucken nowhere lol

Laserface posted:

My friend has a dachshund that gets extremely aggressive if anyone taller than say 5ft 10 approaches him.

his owner is 5ft 10 so i guess it makes sense? but i cant help but laugh at 'short, long dog mad at vertically long person'

Dachies are actually super aggressive even with good training, they�re proper hunting dogs and the instinct never quite leaves them. Mine gets triggered by small wheels, so he�ll go ballistic at wheelie bins, scooters, rolling suitcases, lawnmowers, skateboards etc.

I think they�re one of the �most likely to bite� breeds, they just get a pass because they�re cute and can�t rip a child to shreds like a staffy.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 07:26

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

My MIL watches like 3 hours of old NCIS episodes every single loving night of the week, I have no idea why since every single episode is the same poo poo

# ¿ Feb 16, 2022 02:47

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

On par with trump looking into the eclipse

That sudden snap of the visor coming back down as he realises is pure comedy gold

# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 15:43

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

gay picnic defence posted:

Will Scotland even be in the commonwealth in 2026?

More likely than the Faroe Islands, which are part of Denmark

# ¿ Feb 20, 2022 15:04

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Imagine getting all defensive about trash tier American bread

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 14:57

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inceltown posted:

Once in a century rainfall event, that�s now happened three times in four years

# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 08:09

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Is everyone just ignoring that this guy apparently walks into Coles and starts tucking into the mushrooms

# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 02:20

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inceltown posted:

World Naked Bike Ride Not Happening pics in the link.

Literally indistinguishable from an Onion headline

# ¿ Mar 11, 2022 11:37

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

They spent dump trucks of money last election and won gently caress all, I can�t see it being any different this time

# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 07:13

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Megabound posted:

Took some photos of the locals, best birds around town. The Magpie.

Dead set after three years travelling the world the thing I missed most about Australia was magpie birdsongs. I know we�ve got some great fucken birds here, but the magpie is top of a strong list imo

# ¿ Apr 20, 2022 00:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Yeah nah this time of day old Tommo Bombaroo is up at the cricketers arms playing the pokies. If they're still there after closing I guess he'll sort 'em out.

Don�t worry, old Tommo knows the perfect song for this guy

*rip rip wood chip turn it into paper*

# ¿ May 17, 2022 22:44

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inceltown posted:

Lift your game slackers

Bloody ABC, so high on coke they can't even get the grammar right. "reported that Australians consume stated that" :wtf:

Side note: that's about 4 tonnes per person per year. My old flatmate went through a fair bit of the stuff, so he'd be okay with that figure, but the rest of us....

# ¿ May 19, 2022 06:31

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What exactly does Mexican food in Oz taste like?

We basically only get Tex-Mex food here. I spent a few months in Mexico last year (2022) and was surprised at just how different everything was. For example, we don't have corn tortillas at all (you can sometimes find them, but they're specialty products aimed at coeliacs). There aren't many actual authentic Mexican restaurants around, there's a handful of Taco Bell outlets (have never eaten there either here or in the US so I can't tell you how it compares), and there's an upmarket chain called Guzman y Gomez that's kinda similar to Chipotle.

But yeah the average Australian will equate "Mexican" with the Old El Paso stuff in the post you quoted.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 00:07

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Verimus posted:

I spent many years wishing for a cake from that book.

Same

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 15:06

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/formalbeer/status/1612691115404324864

As a diehard Ford lover, I appreciate Twitter�s sensitive content warning on this image

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 00:59

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Huh, I�m headed to Albury next week so I guess alpaca coffin

# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 06:44

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

dr_rat posted:

Must say while mostly back in the day did look a bit poo poo, their were quite a few really nice looking old buildings and such around. Not all of it was just rose tinted glasses.

Yeah 100%, there's some great looking buildings in there alongside a cavalcade of poo poo. I'm a big sucker for Federation-style housing, when they're well maintained they're just beautiful, although a bit of a pain to live in (small rooms, impractical layouts and so on).

Pyrmont is kind of a weird place, I lived there for about 10 years in the late 2000s and early 2010s. All of those modern bland apartment blocks jostling for position, alongside boring beige 90s apartment buildings, then little pockets of poorly-maintained terraces and the big area of houso as well. And despite the location, it always felt like a quiet little village, particularly down around the point area.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 03:28

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Yeah, I walk through a lot because my main job is there, I particularly like Bulwara Rd, especially when you get around the Lord Wolsely, there's definitely a community vibe there.

Hah, I worked basically opposite the Lord Wolsely for a few years in the early 2010s (ironically just after I'd moved out of Pyrmont), and it's a cool little spot down there as well assuming you stay away from Harris Street. I lived mainly in the point area, north of Union Street which was super quiet - no real reason to go there unless you lived there (or it was NYE).

# ¿ Jan 12, 2023 04:38

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Not to mention a number of villages and homesteads that were abandoned or disappeared above the Goyder Line in South Australia.

This house is still there and doesn�t look much different - I drove past about 18 months ago. It�s just off the Barrier Highway north of Burra in SA

It�s on private land though so you can�t get that close to it, unfortunately

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 12:25

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

DumbparameciuM posted:

There's a sound recording of Tracey of (IIRC) at the National Museum in Canberra. The sound of all that corrugated iron scraping along the road and cars and houses was awful. Must have been like being in a long explosion.

It's in the main museum at Darwin but yeah, it's pretty full-on

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 12:22

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:33

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Following the theme of last week, some kickass old terrace houses in King's Cross (which was actually named Queen's Cross until 1905). They were knocked down in the 70s to build the Kings Cross police station

# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 07:38

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