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Aardvark! posted:What is a gronk????? Is that like a Florida Man? A dude that had spent some time in various jails in Sydney, when I asked why he just called a person in the room a Gronk he said "because he's a dirty fucker who never has a fuckin shower". I think it's a jail thing here.
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Code Jockey posted:I have made it my life's mission to find one as good as the ones I had in Sydney Harbor during my trip. Those may not even be the best you've got to offer, but drat was that a good meat pie. Mate. My Swiss Watch is under Sydney Harbor ticking away precisely. Doing backflips off the boat at a work Xmas party. Open bar.  
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:That took a few readthroughs to understand. gently caress you oval office. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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drunkill posted:Carsales has: One of my mates dad has had a Holden HQ Monaro sitting under a tarp in the backyard for gently caress knows how long.
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Same, we built weapons. I still do. 
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The town of Point Hope, Australia was founded in the 1800s by a group of convicts who were exiled from England. The town is located on a small, isolated, and mostly uninhabited island in the south pacific, and it is said that the island is haunted by the ghosts of the convicts. The town's only source of water is a septic tank, and the tank is slowly filling up with human waste. The town's residents are facing a serious sanitation crisis, and they are desperately searching for a solution.
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Grace looks pretty wasted.
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Police searched Mr Allred and allegedly found the keys to the ute "between his clenched buttocks".
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wesleywillis posted:I love that term. "On the piss". I'm on the piss atm. 
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It's BCF'en fun!
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Vandals have destroyed a 30,000-year-old artwork at a sacred cave in South Australia, as experts decried the “massive, tragic loss” and expressed frustration at the lack of protection at the site. The vandals entered Koonalda Cave at Nullarbor Plain and scrawled graffiti across the heritage-listed site, writing “don’t look now, but this is a death cave”. Authorities say the vandals dug under a steel gate to gain access to the site and completely destroyed one area of it. 
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Shithouse Dave posted:Reminds me of the womens weekly birthday cake book pool cake My neighbour's pool is the same colour. I think they need to add a bit more chlorine.
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Today in Australiana History! Yeah. I remember watching the Granville train thing on the telly when I was a kid. Seemed quite heavy at the time. The death toll kept rising. Also Cyclone Tracy. My uncle was stationed at the RAAF base at Darwin. The rest of the family had gone to Brisbane for the holidays. The Luna Park Ghost Train fire. Which I had actually been on a few years before. Was pretty scary even without the fire. I don't remember the Tasman Bridge.
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OK. Newcastle Earthquake story. One of my other uncles lived in Newcastle. Had a nice place with a nice pool. One morning he dived into the pool. [Earthquake happens]. He swam underwater and surfaced at the shallow end. He looked around and all the paving stones around the pool were all hosed up and broken. He's an engineer, so it broke his head for a bit until he heard the panic and screaming from the wife and kids in the house. The moral of the story is that you should be submerged underwater in an inground pool when an earthquake hits.
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For the septics playing. We never ever ever get earthquakes in Australia.
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Chrpno posted:the Sydney Dust Storm That was loving awesome. Like waking up on Mars. 
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Did you know that if you drive through a fire there is no oxygen your car stalls? I guess a Tesla would be ok.
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Lolie posted:I remember volcanic ash clouds making the sky go a weird colour when I was living in Lismore in the early 1990s. That would be the 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo. I was flying Sydney - Brisbane - Cairns when that volcano popped. Mid flight I asked the stewardess if I could go up to the cockpit. She said "I'll check with the pilots". She came back and said "Sure. come on up." Cue me and my gf walking up the aisle into the cockpit with the other passengers all like wtf. It was crazy. My dad was an Air Traffic Controller, so I kinda speak the lingo. It beats the poo poo out of the view out of the side windows. Punching through orange clouds. I'll never forget it. 9-11 hosed that up for ever.
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:You're lucky this didn't happen "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm not sure if it was that fire and/or different fires in the Ku-ring-gai and Lane Love happening at the same time but that was the year it rained ash and half burned leaves on inner city Sydney. That was very strange. I was in my neighbour's spa, drinking Coopers Sparkling Ale. Huge intact black charred eucalyptus leaves just fell out of the clear blue sky.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:Do any of your stories ever not include you're beverage of choice? Mate. I was just adding colour to the story. Wrong "your" btw.
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madmatt112 posted:Australia seemed like paradise when I was a kid watching Discovery Channel. Well that 3 metre Saltwater Croc that was chilling on North Stradbroke seems to have hosed off. Safe as gently caress now.
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Kharnifex posted:Harmless sawfly larvae You and your loving bugs mate  And I've been driving around here in the Tweed at dusk, evening and night on the M1 and local rural roads. It's unusual to see any kind of bug on the windscreen or licence plate. No bugs seem to eat my veggies. I never see bees. The only thing around here seems to be the loving mozzies the cunts. 
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Illawarra Nazis... I hate Illawarra Nazis... It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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It's nice up here on the Tweed.
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Like I can see the Forbidden Coast from me loving deck.
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Chrpno posted:Well I don't want to pile on.... ahh gently caress it, let's pile on the old pedos And they wanna give this oval office a state funeral?
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Lolie posted:The only time I liked Hey Hey was when it was a Saturday morning cartoon show. Same. Then The Wide World of Sports came on at midday I think, and that was it for the cartoons.
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Bit of Cane Toad action tonight! That's the first of the cunts I've seen this year.  Not my personal kill. I am not advocating animal cruelty. Nice loving roads up here I must say. Be still toad.
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Aware posted:gently caress off blow Mate. I don't post in the other thread.
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Autisanal Cheese posted:Attempting to appease the lords of the trees ahead of swoopy season. Smart. 
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The Dirtiest Harry posted:Yep, been twice. First time was a little over 10 years ago when it was still filled with weed, and lovely, friendly old hippies smoking weed. Lots of psychedelic art, crafts and local food. Felt super peaceful and safe there the whole time. Cheers man. Yeah, I pulled that pic from this... https://friendlyaussiebuds.com/nimbin-survival-guide/nimbin/ It's about an hour from here. Never been there. Can't hurt to check out the weed situation there right?
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