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Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

SOLO ads were like satires of themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOtLUwqNsZg

The Solo ads just weren't extreme enough for him!

So he took up drug smuggling

https://www.news.com.au/world/asia/...949422ae71e04a4

# ¿ May 26, 2021 00:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:56

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S6rvW4D_IU

# ¿ May 27, 2021 04:51

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-87JIFGEa4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals

# ¿ May 28, 2021 14:59

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Bbq prawns taste like roaches smell when they are burning

# ¿ May 30, 2021 00:00

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Lolie posted:

It's funny watching this go off and scare people, only for them to go into the reptile part and scream again when the dinosaur goes off

# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 11:54

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The Spider rears up and lights and sounds go off. The Dinosaur is hidden in a corner that you go around, in the dark to exit the reptile tank section, and a laser trips and it roars and i think its eyes lit up, maybe.

Hilarious.

also amusing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjlFIJueKAU

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 04:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I still find Golliwogs in country town nick nack stores, last one I saw was in Braidwood, heh!

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 23:14

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I'll throw this in for the good Aussie films mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpcfNQ6tiiE

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 14:50

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Gettin square is a good Aussie film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4anxZR1Sgs

# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 21:36

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

If I had to choose between xxxx and VB I'd be upset and probably just drink both.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 08:15

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Jordies won a kill team match with Tau, he's got it going on.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 21:58

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 11:32

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Thank you all for giving me something new to be frightened of.

Never stand up tall around a kangaroo? So people standing up makes them mad? Demons, I say. I’m glad my local zoo only has wallabies, since they occasionally escape from their enclosure, and petting a wallaby on the sly is fun as long as the zookeepers don’t see you do it. Petting an escaped kangaroo seems like it would be much less fun.

If a big red starts getting aggressive slowly lower yourself into a crouch and they usually calm down, as they think you were challenging them.

If B1gred the goon is getting aggressive just grab his balls.

If bigred the pokermachine has got your money, it's too late.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 13:38

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Just don't read the magnets on Eric's owners fridge

# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 01:34

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Yeah, generally it's WA only. Now that ccamatil is owned by Euros who knows.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 05:37

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Fruity Lexia makes ya sexier

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 03:56

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

~Coxy posted:

Ever since that Seinfeld episode I've never understood why pulling someone's pot is meant to be such a dog act.
You leave your garbage in the environment; someone might mess with it.
The animals don't belong to you.
Chances are they're just taking a few crays that you would be harvesting illegally anyway.

Crays? Crays? It's loving mudcrabs.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 16:52

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The reason outback steakhouse is better than Pigs bref is because they have a dessert named after poo poo, and it looks like a big poo poo, and it tastes amazing

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 03:29

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Night trap, falsely accused of being some kinda rape game, I remember this as it was on display in the Gamesmen Penshurst.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 07:19

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Carlos Lantana posted:

As seen in the National Maritime Museum

Man, I knew a dude who had a penzoil bong, Critter. It was yellow I think.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 01:33

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Chinasmans beach is nicer than Hyams beach too.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 06:31

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

This was worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBpkClpiWW0

# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 14:04

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

A Dingo ate a ladys baby, the cops and media basically treated her like a murderer and vilified her, until decades later it was pretty much proven it happened.

The line was uttered by her, and she was mocked for it.

I've worked closely with Dingo's at zoo's they are extremely smart and strong, can rotate their paws around to unlock certain latches, we always used a double airlock and padlock system to keep them in.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 02:30

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

drat, all we got to play with was swords and cross bows that looks rad

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 12:38

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

You could do a Conan punching a camel one tho

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 14:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Haha ouch man, and I don't even like vfl.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 13:23

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

It's VFA

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 13:33

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Depends what kinda oval office, I'd say Silverchair, and thats why we threw golfballs at them.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 00:51

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Slugnoid posted:

https://twitter.com/k_morrissey/status/1344571186693378049

HAhHahah oh god thats brilliant.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 05:23

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Wooja loik a biya?

New to the Yabba?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:25

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Fark, a relic!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:42

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Bad Boy Bubby

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 04:17

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

We have Australian Matrix already, it's called Computer Boy.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 08:15

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Gromit posted:

Wyrmwood is a zombie movie that is very Australian. Not only because it is, but also because "the film took 4 years to complete as they only worked weekends."

Very fun film

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 15:46