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My taint pouch itches. I haven't gorbled or anything. Any tips? Never had pouch problems before. |
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May 25, 2021 03:58
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did you apply salve in triplicate?
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May 25, 2021 04:06
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It’s probably just some chafing and heat rash OP. Nothing really damaging in the long term, but you’re gonna have a long and unpleasantly itchy summer.
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May 25, 2021 04:17
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Try not to scratch your taint pouch. Not only is it unsightly and bad manners, it may worsen the irritation
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May 25, 2021 04:18
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Try not to scratch your taint pouch. Not only is it unsightly and bad manners, it may worsen the irritation It's so embarassing trying to play tennis with it. I ended up holding a spare ball in my undies so I could pretend my pouch was fine lol |
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May 25, 2021 04:22
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This is how I was forced 2 hide my weed as a 7 year old. lmao thank goodness for the advent of the gooch pooch. changed my life
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May 25, 2021 05:00
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question for the OP: is it possible you're a marsupial of some variety and were previously unaware of this? |
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May 25, 2021 16:30
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I’m not sure what the heck aardvarks are taxonomically but I am pretty sure they aren’t marsupials
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May 25, 2021 17:21
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try removing the fire ants op |
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May 25, 2021 18:38
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Your taint pouch is healing from a terrible injury |
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May 25, 2021 19:02
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im sorry op, but this is clearly terminal taint collapse. your best option is to get a taint transplant, but honestly theres a lack of donors |
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May 25, 2021 19:08
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*in a british accent* "t'aint right!" |
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May 25, 2021 19:09
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prepuce repurposed posted:This is how I was forced 2 hide my weed as a 7 year old. lmao These shoes ruled. |
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May 25, 2021 20:02
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All pouch and no taint. *spits into a spittoon* |
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May 25, 2021 20:05
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Aardvark! posted:My taint pouch itches. I haven't gorbled or anything. Any tips? Never had pouch problems before. Try applying gold bond powder then tugging on it a bit to make sure that powder gets in all your pouch crevices. Make sure it is MEDICATED gold bond, the tingle means its working. ---------------- |
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May 25, 2021 21:45
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prepuce repurposed posted:This is how I was forced 2 hide my weed as a 7 year old. lmao p sure you were supposed to store beef jerky there |
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May 25, 2021 21:52
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Nosfereefer posted:p sure you were supposed to store beef jerky there No, that's under the feet for jerky. You can remember with this rhyme: Side of the shoe, sticky like glue Under the feet, heat your dry meat |
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May 26, 2021 02:41
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I think it's probably time to face the music OP. it's time 2 gorble 
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May 26, 2021 03:37
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Yeah but gorbling is dangerous. You know what they say: a gorble a day keeps the smedrick away but it does attract the greech. |
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May 26, 2021 03:39
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Mormon Nailer posted:Yeah but gorbling is dangerous. You know what they say: a gorble a day keeps the smedrick away but it does attract the greech. I don't see any way around it. That there is a chronically irritated pouch of I've ever seen one |
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May 26, 2021 03:57
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prepuce repurposed posted:I don't see any way around it. That there is a chronically irritated pouch of I've ever seen one You know the rules on irritated pouches though. Protocol is soak, squeeze, dab, and butter before anything else is tried. That resolves 90% of chronic pouch irritation. Anything else, even the slightest scrump, is considered extreme. |
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May 26, 2021 04:03
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you might be right. idk. considering how long it's been since OP checked back in w/ us who knows. maybe the irritation disappeared naturally 
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May 26, 2021 04:41
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it got worse. i went to the doctor and ended up getting a splint 
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May 26, 2021 04:46
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Wow, I hope you're hydrating, then. |
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May 26, 2021 04:49
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itchy taint pouch and I don't care |
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