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.. a sheep being strangled. We’re all into constriction so we thought it would be cool to shop our poo poo around. And guess what? There are actually a whole lot of sheep fuckers with a whole lot of money out there. We just put this poo poo on some garbage vocal house and the money keeps rolling in. We.. I mean somebody, just goes out and strangles this sheep every couple of weeks and we get money from sheep fuckers and run all over small towns like people are our slaves. Some people think it’s the magical sound of the devil even though the scope and pitch is way out of line and they buy our poo poo too. Basically we don’t know anything about what we’re doing but we just use this one guy every now and then and gloat our fortune over others as if it should allow us to exert political and sexual influence over them. We were even talking on the radio about how we killed the sheep finally (turns out it survived) and we got more money than the cops so gently caress it. Anyways if anyone wants to hear more of our lovely piano house poo poo just turn on the radio, we’re on heavy upcycled rotation because we know what dicks to suck.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:we know what dicks to suck. And yet here i am, the biggest name in animal cruelty record production, ans a dick as dry as the surface of mercury. You'll never work in this industry again mark my words
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im glas things are going your way
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Yeah we’re like super well versed in black magic so it’s only fitting that we fill the super white bred/suitable for radio play in China spots.
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May 25, 2021 05:18
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op have you seen the karate kid?
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finally a good loving thread that i can relate to as a poor urban youth who keeps it real but longs to age out of the community college dorms
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They said I wasn’t allowed to participate because I was too black, too retarded. But then they said I could gently caress their dog. Then they said they were going to put me in a shipping container and send me off to China if I didn’t. We cool tho..
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mr. miyagi appears to be a befuddled old man but there's far more to him than meets the eye
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:mr. miyagi appears to be a befuddled old man but there's far more to him than meets the eye Yeah he’s an alcoholic too. 
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May 25, 2021 06:23
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Okay it's a full moon tonight got it
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May 25, 2021 06:27
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I'm having my annual bris next sunday, everyones invited
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speaking of shipping containers, you ever think we'll balance out the trade deficit with china i mean like zero sum everything we're talking shipping containers being returned to the shanxi province at a perfect 1:1 ratio of sleazy baltimore sluts and esl teachers to whoever is being trafficked over here
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:speaking of shipping containers, you ever think we'll balance out the trade deficit with china Yeah I think if my homies link up enough people to Janet this dream could be reality.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah I think if my homies link up enough people to Janet this dream could be reality. why does your avatar keep blinking its unsettling
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May 25, 2021 06:44
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I still feel like I need to allow these people into scenarios without prejudice for some reason. Even though their original position on me was pure prejudice, to the dictionary definition, and they spent many years and millions of dollars on propaganda to justify their original position. It’s because I think sheep strangling music and lovely hamfisted piano house is the future. We both have a common artistic vision. Boring lovely purile horseshit.
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May 25, 2021 07:00
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dont be so hard on yourself. you will go on to do great things. remember when lil xanax did that accoustic set where he poo poo himself live at red rocks? i think i know just how you and the boys go from your TOR farmers only soundcloud to myspace music or even the easy listening station that plays at your local vet three words that will change your life forever my rabbi tiny. desk. concert. that was a taste. the first one is free. i know npr's stevinski and all i'm asking for is a measly 30 percent of the wool.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:dont be so hard on yourself. you will go on to do great things. remember when lil xanax did that accoustic set where he poo poo himself live at red rocks? i think i know just how you and the boys go from your TOR farmers only soundcloud to myspace music or even the easy listening station that plays at your local vet A hobo gave up his sleep spot so I could do a live PA of my experimental synthesizer poo poo, I think I hit my peak tbh. 
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:still waiting for someone to explain my weird piss when they drug test you at your next parole meeting just whip out a huge pitcher of it and place it on the desk with a majestic thunking sound
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Ground floor of a Clam thread babee
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have you learned how to control the sheep with midi yet or are you just into that good old fashioned hand on throat poo poo
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:.. a sheep being strangled. We’re all into constriction so we thought it would be cool to shop our poo poo around. And guess what? There are actually a whole lot of sheep fuckers with a whole lot of money out there. We just put this poo poo on some garbage vocal house and the money keeps rolling in. We.. I mean somebody, just goes out and strangles this sheep every couple of weeks and we get money from sheep fuckers and run all over small towns like people are our slaves. Some people think it’s the magical sound of the devil even though the scope and pitch is way out of line and they buy our poo poo too. Basically we don’t know anything about what we’re doing but we just use this one guy every now and then and gloat our fortune over others as if it should allow us to exert political and sexual influence over them. We were even talking on the radio about how we killed the sheep finally (turns out it survived) and we got more money than the cops so gently caress it. Anyways if anyone wants to hear more of our lovely piano house poo poo just turn on the radio, we’re on heavy upcycled rotation because we know what dicks to suck. I wouldn't have.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:have you learned how to control the sheep with midi yet or are you just into that good old fashioned hand on throat poo poo Apparently you can use a shepherds crook, it creates an optical illusion in the corner of their eye to look like the eye of a wolf so you can steer the herd. I have actually heard some recordings from the sheep while it wasn’t being strangled and it’s much more articulate, like a very rich, very heavy person singing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFFewvHwEY
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Gotta get in on dat rooster scream action bruh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Wl_KrPro
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May 25, 2021 14:13
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op confused kevin durant for kevin hart in another thread lol
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May 25, 2021 14:25
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Thats loving bullshit OP, why let them
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May 25, 2021 14:40
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The "screech" sounding sample in Cypress Hill's Insane in the Brain was taken from a horse neigh so congratulations OP on only being 28 years too late on the animal sampling train
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May 25, 2021 14:40
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I'm just joshing ya op, please don't diss me in your next album. Anyway post your rap song, we'd love to hear it
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Clammy B, we've read the OP. We've seen the replies. Where is this funky black magic beat, Yo. Also, can you introduce me to Timberland?
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Literally A Person posted:Clammy B, we've read the OP. We've seen the replies. Where is this funky black magic beat, Yo. Also, can you introduce me to Timberland? It goes.. boom chicky chicky chicky boom chicky tish, rattle boom ticky ticky chick boom boom tish. Timberwhaaaaaa? 
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