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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Read the thread tag, Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine was kind of a Jabroni.

Everyone was like aw man yeah hes cool but the guy was a grade A creepazoid if you're asking me.

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


More like Huge Hefner

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

All them ladies showed him their breasts and he just happened to always have a camera around?? Seems suspicious to me MISTER Heffer if that IS your REAL name

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

He had like all of his 11 girlfriends contractually bound to sleep in a big bed with him every night can you say MOMMY ISSUES?

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

He earned his place in the guillotine just like all capitalist pigs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

No. 6 posted:

He earned his place in the guillotine just like all capitalist pigs

SHUT THE gently caress UP.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Poo Hefner

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Such a brave thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
LEAVE HUGH ALONE!!!!!!!

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
he had sex

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

He exploited humans for his personal gain

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Just lmao if you only looked at Playboy for the pictures

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
on the other hand, he was a lifetime proponent of bathrobes which i cannot help but admire

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Huge heffer

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i only liked him for the articles

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Poohs Packin posted:

He had like all of his 11 girlfriends contractually bound to sleep in a big bed with him every night can you say MOMMY ISSUES?

Someone tell the incels about contracts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hugs Heifers

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My dad kept playboys in the bathroom growing up. Probably hosed me up for life.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Bastard stole Larry David’s smoking jacket

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
My first experience with a porn magazine was finding out my older brother had stolen some random ones from my mum's then boyfriend.

At that point I knew they existed, like as a concept. However even at that age I also knew the internet had boobs. So it was a very confusing period of my life.

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Peter Bogdanovich mentioned in the TCM podcast that Hugh Hefner had bought a film print of The Last Picture Show, clipped out the few frames of Cybill Shepherd nude, and published them in Playboy without permission. While this seems kinda lovely, Bogdanovich spend the next ten or so years hanging out with Hefner at the Playboy mansion, so I guess maybe his affability made up for his shittiness somewhat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I can’t believe the Men’s Magazine magnate who wore a bathrobe all day and lived in a mansion where women had to dress like rabbits and continually married women thirty+ years younger than him was a creep.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I always thought Hugh Hefner bore an uncanny resemblance to Bill Maher. According to google image search I'm not the only one.

Anyhow, image search for 'hugh hefner bill maher' took me down a strange rabbit hole.



Yup, Gene Simmons released a nudie mag called 'tongue'. Wikipedia says it lasted for five issues before being cancelled.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Huh, I didn't know she got a breast reduction.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Wasn't Marge Simpson in a Playboy?

Either way, Hugh Hefner was a gross weirdo.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Apparently none of the multiple girlfriends wanted to be the main girlfriend because you had to live in his room with him and gently caress him more while the other girlfriends got to do their own thing but I guess he’d also get jealous when they’d bang other dudes

Seems problematic

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i heard he would make young women go up to his bedroom and read the playboy articles to him

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

kinda lovely that he was presented as like the epitome of class and coolness to our generation, even in the loving simpsons, when the dude was just the worst most hosed up creep imaginable

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
This guy's whole life revolved around boobs, and that's cool.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

He made grottos into a dirty thing.


For this there can never be forgiveness.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Oh Don Piano posted:

This guy's whole life revolved around boobs, and that's cool.

You gotta respect the passion.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Valko posted:

I always thought Hugh Hefner bore an uncanny resemblance to Bill Maher. According to google image search I'm not the only one.

Anyhow, image search for 'hugh hefner bill maher' took me down a strange rabbit hole.



Yup, Gene Simmons released a nudie mag called 'tongue'. Wikipedia says it lasted for five issues before being cancelled.

This is an amazing find and even more evidence that Simmons will slap his name or a KISS logo on anything and try to sell it. See: The Kiss Kasket




I cooked a chicken curry once for gene and he didnt like it because it had bones. But I think the real reason was because he was searching for the worlds greatest chicken curry as part of his new line of Kiss Kuisine - Konvenient Kurries and mine didnt make the cut. OH, what couldve been.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Poohs Packin posted:

This is an amazing find and even more evidence that Simmons will slap his name or a KISS logo on anything and try to sell it. See: The Kiss Kasket




I cooked a chicken curry once for gene and he didnt like it because it had bones. But I think the real reason was because he was searching for the worlds greatest chicken curry as part of his new line of Kiss Kuisine - Konvenient Kurries and mine didnt make the cut. OH, what couldve been.

He gets mad a poo poo even when people ain’t doing poo poo directly to him. Just kind of a pick the easiest, most accessible person to blame kinda guy.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 25, 2021

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

He gets mad a poo poo even when people ain’t doing poo poo directly to him. Just kind of a pick the easiest, most accessible person to blame kinda guy.

He actually walked into the kitchen uninvited and gave the chef on duty an earful for bones in the curry. I had since gone home but we had a laugh about it the next day.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m sorry you didn’t get to choke Gene Simmons to death with chicken bones, that would’ve owned.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

More like poo poo Fuckner.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lol James Franco plays Hugh Hefner in Lovelace. Pretty spot on casting

E.

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 01:04 on May 26, 2021

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
i resent american pop culture for presenting him as if he was ever anything other than a monstrous letch.

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