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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Got assigned a balldo at the wand shop, what about y'all One of them dog tug of war ropes, with a dog attach. I think I am going to be late to most of my classes and have severe issues with PETA when I have to wave this thing around.
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May 25, 2021 23:43
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hagrid's house disappearing some giant hairy sweaty hog
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Aardvark! posted:we knew it was the right wand for me since it started shooting out slim jims as soon as I laid hands on it I think mines broken, its just kinda hanging there. Kinda uncomfortable sitting at the desks in class tbh
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May 25, 2021 23:46
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gently caress I got taco bell
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*waves wand* Anus Prolapsus!
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*waves wand* Don't think you need magic for that one
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Jove Tone posted:Grover i wouldn't be surprised to learn that the staircases in groverhaus also rearranged themselves at night
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Harry Potter tortured Voldemort violently and mad him throw up
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May 26, 2021 00:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yer an install wizard
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Got assigned a balldo at the wand shop, what about y'all dick rambone broomstick 
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crispix posted:dick rambone broomstick Thats the newest model 
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actually this is very rude, it was a children's film
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Fuckwarts H arry P otter V enereal disease
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Do u think wizard college would have really annoying frats
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do u think wizard college would have really annoying frats It was wizard high school and modeled after actual British school poo poo
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Ya but imagine how much worse wizard Greek frats would be
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wizard rednecks magicking their broomsticks to roll coal
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Wizard hipsters mixing traditional robes (two sizes too small) with Crocs and the worst muggle fashions
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The only magic I need to get anything done is my irresistible charm.
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Randarkman posted:I think it's funny that there's an arrogant nazi house and at the end of the books the protagonist tells his son that he wishes he gets put in the nazi house. Is it Gryffindor or Slitherin? serious question
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Randarkman posted:I think it's funny that there's an arrogant nazi house and at the end of the books the protagonist tells his son that he wishes he gets put in the nazi house. well yeah, he became a cop.
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I’m a house elf. I adore my servitude though because I’m a Scottish Brownie, the legend of whom predates slavery as an institution by a shitload of time.
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May 26, 2021 05:54
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I heard my house herds horses hauling hearses to Hogwarts rehearsals.
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Which house throws the best bug chasing parties
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Nooner posted:Which house throws the best bug chasing parties the hufflepuff common room is just a great writhing sweaty mass
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May 26, 2021 06:33
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i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat I've heard of a hat trick, but this is ridiculous!! 
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will have sexual intercourse with the talking hat no, the talking hat will have sexual intercourse with you
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i had the weasle twins conjure me up some fake hands so I can discreetly tug under my robe
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run's house
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i got house tugglehuff!
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