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May 26, 2021 07:51
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I lucked out. The sorting hat put me in house Atreides. Spice is a hell of a drug y'all.
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May 26, 2021 07:59
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Harkonnen, OP.
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May 26, 2021 08:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm a wizard I poo poo my pants and turn the stain invisible haha aren't I quirky also elf slavery is super cool Why do you think wizards wear robes? Nigmaetcetera posted:I’m a house elf. I adore my servitude though because I’m a Scottish Brownie, the legend of whom predates slavery as an institution by a shitload of time. Please tell me Rowling actually said this. Anyway the sorting hat threw me out for insufficient racial purity or something.
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May 26, 2021 08:04
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Sekenr posted:Dobbie's Dog Haus
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May 26, 2021 08:08
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the hat told me my pronouns and I flew into a rage and shot it
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May 26, 2021 08:18
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Basil wait no, that’s my star sign
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May 26, 2021 08:32
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Weka posted:Why do you think wizards wear robes? "Animals go in the corner." Rowling: "The corner! Why didn't I think of that?!"
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May 26, 2021 09:01
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Armitag3 posted:The Big House
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May 26, 2021 09:04
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pleading with the sorting hat to just kill me now because i got sorted in to the Little House on the Prairie
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May 26, 2021 09:06
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Harkonnen, OP. Sucks to be you lol. How's the old heart plug holding up?
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May 26, 2021 09:18
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jazzyhattrick posted:Sucks to be you lol. How's the old heart plug holding up? Just got a new one, the platinum kind with the deluxe whalefur embroidery. Pretty nice. Oh, and I will make sure you know it is I, Vincent Harkonnen, who encompasses your doom. I'd spit on you, but lol that's a compliment on your dumb backwards desert planet. Miss the fishing on Caladan yet?
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May 26, 2021 09:24
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Just got a new one, the platinum kind with the deluxe whalefur embroidery. Pretty nice. Oh, and I will make sure you know it is I, Vincent Harkonnen, who encompasses your doom. Still better than that polluted shithole Geidi Prime tbh. I am Jazzy Muad Dib, my name is a making GBS threads word, it makes my enemies poo poo their pants. So enjoy the cleanup lol, although knowing the kind of sick poo poo you Harkonnens are into I suspect you'll actually get off on it.
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May 26, 2021 09:31
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jazzyhattrick posted:Still better than that polluted shithole Geidi Prime tbh. Least I don't have to walk around in polluted pants that "process" poo poo and piss in the thighpads.
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May 26, 2021 09:34
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Used a big dick spell but I said the words wrong and my dick kept getting bigger and bigger until it lifted me off the ground and I took off out the window looking like the goddamn Goodyear blimp
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May 26, 2021 09:38
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Least I don't have to walk around in polluted pants that "process" poo poo and piss in the thighpads. Funny, your pants look pretty polluted at the moment.
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May 26, 2021 09:58
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Das Boo posted:I heard my house herds horses hauling hearses to Hogwarts rehearsals. Ah yes, House Hearsehorseherder. Let me just say I think it's hosed up they teach spells to the horses. I went to say hello to one of them and the dang thing goes "Rectumsempra!" and well things just haven't been the same since 
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May 26, 2021 10:09
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If all the places in Harry Potter are named after what happens there then i would be scared to gently caress at hogwarts
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May 26, 2021 10:26
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Cage Kicker posted:If all the places in Harry Potter are named after what happens there then i would be scared to gently caress at hogwarts Condyloma Acuminata! *a green seething liquid oozes out of my wand onto yours*
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May 26, 2021 11:12
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The janitor’s closet, cleaning up the septic tank monster created by the Weasleys
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May 26, 2021 12:02
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Eggbert
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May 26, 2021 12:06
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It put me a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Son and it's ruined me for I am a poor boy.
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May 26, 2021 12:20
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House Telvanni.
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May 26, 2021 12:25
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I was sorted into hagrids hut as his personal succ slave :/
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May 26, 2021 12:36
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I got sorted into House 2: The Second Story.
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May 26, 2021 12:49
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WHERE MY HUFFLEPUFFERS AT!!!!
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May 26, 2021 13:04
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I intended to get sorted into Tyler Perry's House of Payne but upon entering Higworts I was told I was too gay and evicted from the premises
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May 26, 2021 13:12
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They sent me to house cannith and pointed to a cold misty swamp 
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May 26, 2021 14:17
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Mozi posted:WHERE MY HUFFLEPUFFERS AT!!!! Fun fact: Hufflepuff was even more magical-racist than Slytherin. That's why they never appear in the books.
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May 26, 2021 15:06
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Hey look at me everybody I'm from House Hlimphelfaarf and we like to put Winding Bobkins in our tea and practice our Girderrderr magic in the Plufenderferrer forest at lunchtime! Our house mascot is the Choodlerumkin, who like to eat Gigahmlarflorf strings, which are like magical licorice!
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May 26, 2021 15:20
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Who What Now posted:Fun fact: Hufflepuff was even more magical-racist than Slytherin. That's why they never appear in the books. Cedric Diggory was Hufflepuff and he gets owned because the lesson is that hard work is pointless and you just have to be lucky like harry potter
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May 26, 2021 15:23
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Did anyone say animal house yet?
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May 26, 2021 15:32
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Has anyone heard anything from House Tremere? Haven't seen one of those jerks in decades i think
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May 26, 2021 15:38
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House Luffy. We yell constantly and have adventures. We use elongation spells before hitting the coed showers. We eat so much our bellies distend into near perfect circles. For some reason, we are all actuaries.
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May 26, 2021 15:39
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Cedric Diggory was Hufflepuff and he gets owned because the lesson is that hard work is pointless and you just have to be lucky like harry potter It's not wrong though.
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May 26, 2021 17:31
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I'm in house Gabagool, op.
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May 26, 2021 17:33
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Spank Queencores gonna win the big cup this trimester, bitchasses
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May 26, 2021 18:22
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I live in one of those spooky aul houses in Diagon Alley, I don't live at Hogwarts
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May 26, 2021 18:37
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May 26, 2021 18:39
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I always pictured myself in one of the houses from Dune. Sorry Harry poopers. 
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May 26, 2021 18:42
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