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i was assigned to house md. i'm very confused and hugh laurie won't stop shouting at me.
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May 26, 2021 19:08
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House Music. Your house color is linen-white and your house drink is Bacardi.
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May 26, 2021 19:10
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DJ Tiesto is your portrait door
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May 26, 2021 19:11
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got assigned to House Hunters and now i'm forced forever to cast the magic spell "There's enough room in here for my clothes, but what about yours?"
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May 26, 2021 19:17
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Ten points to Chundergunt
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May 26, 2021 19:21
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Oh no I've been assigned to the creepy underwater Slavic school
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May 26, 2021 19:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:Oh no I've been assigned to the creepy underwater Slavic school You'll be fishing some hard bass then
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May 26, 2021 19:58
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Voldemort rebrands his followers as rear end Eaters and now he rules both the magical and muggle worlds
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May 26, 2021 20:00
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Hey wait a minute did someone call my mother a horcrux?! 
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May 26, 2021 20:32
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Meme Poker Party posted:House Slitherin' that's funny, i got inherslit your mother's, that is haha
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May 26, 2021 20:42
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i was assigned to house md. i'm very confused and hugh laurie won't stop shouting at me. He is trying to give you a diagnosis and you need to have the maturity and, more importantly, the self respect to shut up and listen to him. I'm sorry to take this tone.
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May 26, 2021 23:10
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I didn't get to go to a fancy European private Wizarding school, I had to go to the University of Phoenixes to get my Wizarding degree.
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May 26, 2021 23:45
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My doctor says everyone basically has hogwarts and they don't even test for it unless you ask
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May 27, 2021 00:19
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These are boarwarts!
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May 27, 2021 00:44
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I want to be in House Ix. Gonna shake up their system.
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May 27, 2021 00:44
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Deki posted:I didn't get to go to a fancy European private Wizarding school, I had to go to the University of Phoenixes to get my Wizarding degree. sorry for your lots what was your degree in?
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May 27, 2021 09:11
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Deki posted:I didn't get to go to a fancy European private Wizarding school, I had to go to the University of Phoenixes to get my Wizarding degree. no shame from me, friend; I graduated from the invisible community college and got my associate’s in vague and cryptic prophecy. the Magical Learning Institution Experience is overrated, imo
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May 27, 2021 09:25
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I asked the Sorting Hat to put me in a Sega light gun game and it put me into an Uwe Boll movie 
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May 27, 2021 11:50
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“Ohhh sorry babe. I don’t know the ‘Penis Protection’ spell he he he. It’s okay though, I can definitely pull out in time.”
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May 29, 2021 05:42
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Rubber_Funk posted:House Telvanni. I'd go there but I'm allergic to mushrooms.
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May 29, 2021 06:12
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i got into house of buggin. sorry nerds
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May 29, 2021 08:24
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n'wah!
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May 29, 2021 11:07
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:n'wah! Reported for slur
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May 29, 2021 13:14
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I got assigned to Little House on the Prairie. It's rustic but nice
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May 29, 2021 13:22
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At least you guys got to stick around. After I was sorted my parents heard about all the poo poo going down, like kids being mauled by a bird horses and giant spiders and snakes and the kids that were being strung up in high places with blood smeared on the walls, teachers poisoning students and turning into werewolves and what have you, and when they went to the principal he simply shared a knowing smile with a twinkle in his eye above his crooked nose and they were like 'gently caress that' and unenrolled me immediately.
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May 29, 2021 14:27
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Quittidch had made a beater out of me. I'm bulging out of my broom saddle in the sky.
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May 29, 2021 14:32
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Gingerbread. There used to be more kids in our house; not sure what happened to them. Must have graduated early or something.
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May 29, 2021 14:33
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I got put in Industrial House. Pretty awesome, actually. We don’t wear robes, but we do wear a lot of leather, BDSM gear and trip pants. Our dorm is in the old abandoned Hogwarts warehouse.
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May 29, 2021 14:38
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ah don't give a cheeky WANK about yer magic houses m8, OR that scabby talkin bonnet. whole god dam castle smells like owl piss gemme that feckin wand ye Weasley shite Phallosium Engorgio
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May 29, 2021 15:25
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Big Beef City posted:I got assigned to Little House on the Prairie. i already got assigned there earlier bitch!!!!
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May 29, 2021 16:24
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I took the test, and found out that I'm Slytherin... I guess I took the money out of one too many wallets I found.
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May 30, 2021 00:52
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Harry Potter: you keep house elves as slaves Telvanni: house elves keep you as slaves.
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May 30, 2021 01:17
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super sweet best pal posted:Harry Potter: you keep house elves as slaves 
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May 30, 2021 01:22
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Chrs posted:Used a big dick spell but I said the words wrong and my dick kept getting bigger and bigger until it lifted me off the ground and I took off out the window looking like the goddamn Goodyear blimp voodoo dick my rear end!!,!
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May 30, 2021 18:50
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I wrote joker rowling as a kid and i still get cruel missives in response “You’d be in dipshit house” “Make sure and practice your expecto disappointums not that it matters” “My wizarding cannon is a direct, 1:1 satire of internet if you are bad at internet you’d be bad at magic” Im honored she saved her best writing for these slams but it does hurt
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May 31, 2021 16:05
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Tom Gorman posted:ah don't give a cheeky WANK about yer magic houses m8, OR that scabby talkin bonnet. whole god dam castle smells like owl piss Hey! HEY! You can't cast that in here! Spheram Reduco!
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May 31, 2021 16:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0
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May 31, 2021 16:25
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College Avila was my pick in Academagia.
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May 31, 2021 16:25
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I live in the little house out back with Hagar the horrible
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May 31, 2021 17:17
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I got House Party and it was fun for the first few days but it's been two semesters non-stop I don't think my liver can keep up with the booze and magical drugs.
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