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What's the gayest house in hogswarts
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May 31, 2021 17:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:What's the gayest house in hogswarts Ur mom's
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May 31, 2021 18:05
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Ur mom's Ok guess I'm at mom's house then
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May 31, 2021 18:43
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My first year at Hogwarts was horrible. We started with 10 new Hufflepuffs, and by midterm we were down to 4. 4! Our first week Andrew was mauled by a unicorn during our magical creatures class - as he lay bleeding to death, crying out for help, our moronic teacher wandered off to talk about Voldemort with some "special" students, totally unaware of what was going on. After Andrew finally bled to death - and his body was dragged off by some maintenance workers who kept muttering "first one a Hufflepuff this year" - we resumed class like nothing had ever happened.
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May 31, 2021 19:06
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I freed my house elf by accident with a crusty cum sock
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Jun 15, 2021 20:21
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doom house
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Jun 15, 2021 21:24
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I tried taking the Floo network to the grocery store but I threw the powder wrong and it took me to the bathroom at Dave and Buster's where your Mom works, anyway she was trying to help me apparate but my wand got stuck, bing bang boom, you're getting a little brother
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Jun 15, 2021 22:01
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I got assigned Murder House and it's great. Open house is Friday, bring a friend.
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Jun 15, 2021 22:19
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Owlspiracy posted:My first year at Hogwarts was horrible. We started with 10 new Hufflepuffs, and by midterm we were down to 4. 4! Our first week Andrew was mauled by a unicorn during our magical creatures class - as he lay bleeding to death, crying out for help, our moronic teacher wandered off to talk about Voldemort with some "special" students, totally unaware of what was going on. After Andrew finally bled to death - and his body was dragged off by some maintenance workers who kept muttering "first one a Hufflepuff this year" - we resumed class like nothing had ever happened. This is sick. Keep going.
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Jun 15, 2021 23:29
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I live in the wizards beard. You know the wizard I'm talking about, the one with the big beard. At the harry potter school.
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Jun 16, 2021 06:41
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Hey Lois, remember when the sorting hat assigned me to road house
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Jun 16, 2021 12:06
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starfuckers inc.
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Jun 16, 2021 13:47
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Hary Potta
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Jun 16, 2021 13:53
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Smickleporf
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Jun 16, 2021 13:55
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T'au
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Jun 16, 2021 14:13
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Snitch Tabr
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Jun 16, 2021 14:22
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i would specialize in herbology until i could breed up a weed plant that actually smoked itself in to your mouth it would be like a living moving thing and it would use its little green mouth to blow weed smoke at you. you could keep a lot of them in a room and have it permanently hot boxed
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Jun 16, 2021 16:50
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the sorting hat didn't even give me a house, just lice
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Jun 16, 2021 17:59
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RavenousScoot posted:the sorting hat didn't even give me a house, just lice give those back they are mine
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Jun 16, 2021 18:59
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My house is the outhouse 
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Jun 16, 2021 19:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:What's the gayest house in hogswarts all of em. there's a style guide and they all adhere to it perfectly 
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Jun 16, 2021 19:48
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The one thats built around eating pussy cant remember which
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Jun 16, 2021 20:15
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Rumpledump
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Jun 16, 2021 20:17
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Tha Scrundlers
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Jun 16, 2021 20:18
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runnypoops posted:The one thats built around eating pussy cant remember which oh, the cunnilottage?
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Jun 16, 2021 20:19
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runnypoops posted:The one thats built around eating pussy cant remember which You're confused, Death Eaters aren't a house
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Jun 16, 2021 20:21
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I hosed the Sorting Hat and cummed in it and now we’re in our own house with our half-human half-hat hybrid children
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Jun 16, 2021 20:33
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The Bloop posted:give those back they are mine ok but I'm keeping the one that's an animagus of a 60 year old wizard living free and sustaining himself from scalp to scalp
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Jun 16, 2021 20:34
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I hosed the Sorting Hat and cummed in it and now we’re in our own house with our half-human half-hat hybrid children There;s for sure an mpreg sorting hat picture out there, I don't wanna see it, I hereby cast it back into the abyss
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Jun 16, 2021 20:37
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in Harry Potter world Edmond Dantes spent all those years he was imprisoned becoming a candiru animagus
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Jun 16, 2021 20:38
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Ventral EggSac posted:There;s for sure an mpreg sorting hat picture out there, I don't wanna see it, I hereby cast it back into the abyss I want to know what mpreg is but I uh…I don’t want to google it at work. Or at all, really.
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Jun 16, 2021 20:39
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House Gay Atreides
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Jun 16, 2021 20:45
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I want to know what mpreg is but I uh…I don’t want to google it at work. Or at all, really. it's like an mpg but regnant
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Jun 16, 2021 21:04
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The Bloop posted:it's like an mpg but regnant In my prinus I get 50 pregs to the gallon
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Jun 16, 2021 21:16
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they started talking some poo poo about remote viewing on a public channel so I pulled my dick out and got the whole shebang kicked off the disney channel. See you guys in ten years on amc
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Jun 16, 2021 22:25
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I only used the first four books to get out of real book reports in high school that said, i feel like hufflepuff is there specifically to have readers go "yeesh thank gently caress harry isn't in that house"
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Jun 16, 2021 23:35
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RavenousScoot posted:Hey Lois, remember when the sorting hat assigned me to road house Nice, I get the ref.
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Jun 17, 2021 02:51
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Jove Tone posted:Grover House Grover
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Jun 17, 2021 03:08
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House Music all night long (say what?!).
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Jun 17, 2021 03:47
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Got "moon moon" again
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Jun 17, 2021 03:52
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