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Owlspiracy
Nov 4, 2020


My first year at Hogwarts was horrible. We started with 10 new Hufflepuffs, and by midterm we were down to 4. 4! Our first week Andrew was mauled by a unicorn during our magical creatures class - as he lay bleeding to death, crying out for help, our moronic teacher wandered off to talk about Voldemort with some "special" students, totally unaware of what was going on. After Andrew finally bled to death - and his body was dragged off by some maintenance workers who kept muttering "first one a Hufflepuff this year" - we resumed class like nothing had ever happened.

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