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Escape From Noise

Jayfun Stayfum! Innit?

Oim gonna shock me baws widda cahr baddry so me ticker don't stop werkin'!

# ? May 26, 2021 13:51

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:49

nut

Hi, I'm Jolly Well, nice to meet u

# ? May 26, 2021 13:55

Escape From Noise

Oim gonna Deafrace now! Nuffin' you lot can do to stop me! Vey kiwwed me woif!

# ? May 26, 2021 14:07

biosterous

hi! i have some things i need transported, do you know anyone who could help me with that?

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# ? May 26, 2021 15:35

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

So let me get this straight. Bollocks is bad, whereas the dog's bollocks is good?

CHICKEN BOLLOCKS!

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# ? May 26, 2021 16:05

Stoner Sloth

what do you know about diamonds OP?

# ? May 26, 2021 22:42

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

# ? May 26, 2021 22:49

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Hullo hullo hullo, wotsall tis 'en?

# ? May 27, 2021 00:38

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

hi! i have some things i need transported, do you know anyone who could help me with that?

Oi! Put it in the boot of me cahr! Oi can droive it ver real fast like!

# ? May 27, 2021 10:19

biosterous

okay but please drive carefully, it's a bunch of loosely stored chemicals and if they mix they'll probably catch fire and/or explode :ohdear:

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# ? May 27, 2021 15:06

Escape From Noise

*peels out in an American muscle car*

# ? May 27, 2021 16:53

biosterous

(on phone) yes mr mob boss, the important chemicals are on their way, i hired a driver and told him to be careful. i'm forwarding his name and picture so you know to let him in when he arrives. don't worry about paying him when he gets there, i'll do that and include it in my invoice.

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yes, well it was a pleasure working with you too! i hope your daughter's birthday party goes well! have a nice day

(hangs up)

boy i am glad that guy was around, it's great to not have to worry about those dangerous and highly reactive chemicals any more!

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