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cruft

Imagine for a moment a one-cheeked butt. What sound would it make when it farted?

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biosterous




tooooo-



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biosterous




the other hceek makes the -t



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Escape From Noise

Badonk

cruft

I was thinking "vrrrrrr"

cruft

It'd be kinda hard to slide down the banister with only one cheek. Much less positioning control, I'd wager.

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similarly sliding across the hood of your car becomes a much more dangerous maneuver



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cruft

No possibility for wedgies, tho

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cruft posted:

No possibility for wedgies, tho

They just me be forward

nut

it's the exact sound my stepdad makes when he fails to catch the football with his arms and it decks him right in the tumtum

biosterous




gang affiliation based on left cheek/right cheek instead of east side/west side



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alexandriao


cruft posted:

Imagine for a moment a one-cheeked butt. What sound would it make when it farted?

pfffffffFFFFfffffffff,,,,,,,,,,ffff,,,,, bbbbbb,,,,

alexandriao


it kind of trails off and never makes the satisfying parp/toot sound :(

FutonForensic

if there's no hole... the rear end would swell and explode. it wouldn't be a fart. it'd be a massacre.


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FutonForensic posted:

if there's no hole... the rear end would swell and explode. it wouldn't be a fart. it'd be a massacre.

That's why you shouldn't half rear end it.

cruft

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody every said anything about removing the butthole! That's just insanity! Then humans would no longer be topologically donuts, we'd be cups!

cruft

May as well remove the mouth and nose if you're gonna take the butthole off.

FutonForensic

cruft posted:

May as well remove the mouth and nose if you're gonna take the butthole off.

i have no mouth, nose and butthole and i must scream/sneeze/fart

cruft

FutonForensic posted:

i have no mouth, nose and butthole and i must scream/sneeze/fart

Sounds like you're having a rough day.

FutonForensic

our humanity is defined by our holes... a man with no holes is no man at all... but a man with MORE holes... hmm......


cruft

FutonForensic posted:

our humanity is defined by our holes... a man with no holes is no man at all... but a man with MORE holes... hmm......

I DO NOT RECOMMEND doing an image search on "man with holes".

You will not be presented with funny drawings of cartoon people with holes in them.

cruft



Okay see this is what I was hoping to find. This is cool.

http://tallur.com/projects/2010/man-with-holes/

FutonForensic

that is the ideal of someone who has no problem farting. ascendant. maxime foraminibus


Manifisto


FutonForensic posted:

if there's no hole... the rear end would swell and explode. it wouldn't be a fart. it'd be a massacre.

it would inflate like a beautiful pink balloon and carry us off on the midday breeze to our next adventure


ty nesamdoom!

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FutonForensic posted:

that is the ideal of someone who has no problem farting. ascendant. maxime foraminibus

So that's why they're called holy!



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The... The Weed rear end?

ulvir

Escape From Noise posted:

The... The Weed rear end?

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One day Banzan was walking through the club. He overheard a customer say to the bartender, “show me the best rear end you have seen.”
“Every rear end in my club is the best,” replied the bartender. “You can not find any rear end here that is not the best.”
At these words, Banzan was enlightened.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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