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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Post here and you will be assigned an awful movie to watch and you have to watch and review it!

:siren: Read the instructions below before participating :siren:

Requesters:
Post saying that you want a movie recommendation and someone will assign you a movie, then watch and review the movie. Try to write at least 100 words. Screenshots are appreciated! Once you are done you can request another movie. There is no punishment for not reviewing the movie, but you can't request another movie unless you finish your last review.

Recommenders:
-Wait until someone requests a movie then quote their post and suggest them a movie.
-Anyone can recommend a movie, but only suggest one movie at a time and wait at least 24 hours before making another recommendation. This rule might change depending on how the thread goes but try to give everyone a chance to recommend movies. It might be best to make a placeholder post then edit your recommendation in so there aren't duplicate recommendations
-Try to suggest movies that are easy to find and post links if possible or say what streaming services it's on. If a movie is too hard to find the person can be excused from watching it.
-The movie should be an actual movie and not something that looks like it belongs on pornhub or liveleak...


Old rules, ignore:

quote:

Post here and I will assign a terrible* movie for you, personally, to watch. Then you have to review it. I will post a link where the movie is free to watch. If you don't watch and review the movie you get probated!!!! (If a mod wants to).

*loose definition of terrible that might just mean "movie you never heard of that you probably don't want to watch"


*MOD EDIT: DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I'LL GIVE YOU A PROBIN'

Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 29, 2021

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

sure why not. I don't want to work tomorrow.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

bossy lady posted:

sure why not. I don't want to work tomorrow.

Going Bananas (1987)
Dom Deluise in Africa... with an ape!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eWp78LJzn0

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Hit me up with some homework.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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Armitag3 posted:

Hit me up with some homework.

My 5 Wives (2000)
Rodney Dangerfield & Andrew Dice Clay... comedy!
https://ok.ru/video/1094692702758

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
To quote the late great Bernie Mac, "I ain't scared of you motherfuckers."

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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Animal-Mother posted:

To quote the late great Bernie Mac, "I ain't scared of you motherfuckers."

Revenge of the Red Baron (1994)
A young Tobey Maguire in one of his first movies! It also features Mickey Rooney and Laraine Newman. As an added bonus, this was uploaded in the wrong aspect ratio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEbQX5XY9Ak

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I went to Rutgers and ate fat sandwiches from the grease trucks about 3 times a week. i know about fries on sandwiches. ask me anything.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


whatever it is I will watch it and report back

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I went to Rutgers and ate fat sandwiches from the grease trucks about 3 times a week. i know about fries on sandwiches. ask me anything.

Cancel My Reservation (1972)
Bob Hope in his last leading role! Why didn't he make more???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uxyv1SBBU

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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HOMO ERECTUS posted:

whatever it is I will watch it and report back

Since you have a Planet of the Apes avatar, I'll give you this other 1968 classic

Stay Away, Joe (1968)
An Elvis movie, it can't be too bad!
https://ok.ru/video/573471918832

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I went to Rutgers and ate fat sandwiches from the grease trucks about 3 times a week. i know about fries on sandwiches. ask me anything.

do we know each other? my friends dad used to own a grease truck UNTIL THEY SHUT THEM ALL DOWN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE EVIL COMPANY'S GOLF COURSE or something

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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kntfkr posted:

do we know each other? my friends dad used to own a grease truck UNTIL THEY SHUT THEM ALL DOWN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE EVIL COMPANY'S GOLF COURSE or something

I don't know if you want to participate, but I'll use this opportunity to offload the movie I feel worst about having to give someone

The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)
In memory of the late Charles Grodin.
https://ok.ru/video/1486817135189

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I saw the incredible shrinking man on svengoolie I think and I dunno if I wanna watch a sequel but ok

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




It's like our very own Goon Best of the Worst!

Hit me with something. I'm not afraid.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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Infidel Castro posted:

It's like our very own Goon Best of the Worst!

Hit me with something. I'm not afraid.

Bullseye! (1990)
Michael Caine & Roger Moore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGEwGIlHsW8

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Yes

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Zoom (2006)
Tim Allen, Courtney Cox & Chevy Chase! "Rated PG for brief rude humor, language and mild action"
https://ok.ru/video/86340536887

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
as a certified film degree haver who took two(!) courses on criticism like 10 years ago I will post the best review of whatever film it is (please make it something good like Jackass 2 or freddy got fingered)

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

I'll do it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!
You know? What the hell.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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Nooner posted:

as a certified film degree haver who took two(!) courses on criticism like 10 years ago I will post the best review of whatever film it is (please make it something good like Jackass 2 or freddy got fingered)

The Extraordinary Seaman (1969)
Featuring an all star cast of David Niven, Faye Dunaway, Alan Alda, & Mickey Rooney. With a score by Maurice Jarre (Lawrence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago, Ghost). Sounds like a recipe for success!
https://ok.ru/video/2690589854388

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

The Devil and Max Devlin (1981)
Elliot Gould and Bill Cosby like you've never seen them before!
https://ok.ru/video/1491161254438

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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PicklePants posted:

You know? What the hell.

The Kissing Bandit (1948)
If you're a big Frank Sinatra fan you might not mind watching this!
https://ok.ru/video/2074320112308

Cafe Barbarian
Apr 22, 2016

There's one roulade I can't sing
I'm in.

.random
May 7, 2007

I’m in, but actually give me a good movie. Tyvm

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Schweinhund posted:

The Extraordinary Seaman
*snicker*

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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Tropic Zone (1953)
Adventure, Crime, Drama. Sounds exciting! And it features one our greatest countrymen, Ronald Reagan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYSUyvRE2No

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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.random posted:

I’m in, but actually give me a good movie. Tyvm
this is my last one right now, so :shrug:

Slapstick of Another Kind (1982)
Based on a book by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Featuring Jerry Lewis, Madeline Kahn, Marty Feldman, Jim Backus, Merv Griffin, Pat Morita and the voice of Orson Welles. What a cast! Be sure to explain wtf this title means.
https://ok.ru/video/1105264773670


brb with more

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Dang, I wanted in

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

ok you get

The Devil's Rain (1975)
Ernest Borgnine, William Shatner,Tom Skerritt,John Travolta in a horror movie that is rated PG
https://ok.ru/video/1676656773688

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

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GoutPatrol posted:

Dang, I wanted in

Ok you get
Sword of the Valiant (1984)
which has Sean Connery for I imagine 2 minutes
https://ok.ru/video/1000158661121


I'm out of movies so no more requests for now. Maybe i'll get another list together later.


====== Anyone is free to post now, no more assignments! =============

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
If you give me a terrible one, I might just have to inflict a book movie report on folks.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Give me a bad movie please, not super long

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Is there a separate thread where we post the reviews?

John Dounce
Jan 17, 2012

I love bad movies, good movies are terrible.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
i can't even get myself to watch movies i do want to watch, but maybe i can get myself to watch movies i don't want to watch, and write a review i don't want to write? "challenge" is a good motivating factor.

what counts as a review, anyway?

Schweinhund posted:

I'm out of movies so no more requests for now. Maybe i'll get another list together later.


====== Anyone is free to post now, no more assignments! =============

can i assign dumb movies too?

Turpitude II fucked around with this message at 08:55 on May 28, 2021

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I'll bite.

Nothing before 1976, please

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
if i'm not allowed, disregard this, but:

Mistle posted:

If you give me a terrible one, I might just have to inflict a book movie report on folks.

hope i'm not barking up the wrong tree by asking you to watch love on a leash (2011)
"A woman (Jana Camp) craving love finds a homeless golden retriever who turns into a man at night."

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Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I collect lovely movies. OP, mind if I dish out a few since there are people interested? :)

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