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A finance project manager at a multinational corporation managing revenue, expenses, cash flow and reporting. Really spread my wings conducting due diligence. Open my chakras analyzing data from many sources at once.
I knew when I was six years old that this was the dream for me.
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- Viginti Septem
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Talking to a kid that just graduated the other day. Asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
Him: "A construction manager."
Me: "When you were a kid you dreamt of growing up to be a construction manager?"
Him: "Oh, oh, no. I wanted to be a racecar driver!"
Me: "Well there you go. Be a racecar driver."
Him: "Heh, I couldn't be a racecar driver."
Me: "Why not?"
Him: "......."
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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May 28, 2021 16:49
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money.
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May 28, 2021 16:54
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- Viginti Septem
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My guidance counselor told me I'd never be money.
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May 28, 2021 18:06
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My guidance counselor told me I'd never be money.
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May 28, 2021 18:56
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- Viginti Septem
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So I laughed at the concept of money and grew up happy instead.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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May 28, 2021 21:52
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i remember really wanting to be a professional wakeboarder even though i've only ever wakeboarded once and it was several years after this obsession. looking back i think i was just trying to convince my dad to buy a cool boat
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May 29, 2021 01:18
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i remember really wanting to be a professional wakeboarder even though i've only ever wakeboarded once and it was several years after this obsession. looking back i think i was just trying to convince my dad to buy a cool boat
required qualifications include:
- likes boats
- trust fund
- can swim
- balance probably
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May 29, 2021 01:52
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- Viginti Septem
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Dr. Trotter
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- fps_nug
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horsing around no longer
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So I laughed at the concept of money and grew up happy instead.
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May 29, 2021 04:20
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- GoutPatrol
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I wanted to be a janitor, I still have a nice zen feeling sweeping things up
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May 29, 2021 04:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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a layabout wastrel. mission accomplished
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 29, 2021 08:13
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I'll be stable
I'll turn the tables
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May 29, 2021 12:47
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Someone who does good
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May 29, 2021 12:53
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the gingerbread man from the shrek movies
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May 29, 2021 13:01
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Someone who gets paid to do nothing but play with cats and read and also eat Thai food.
More seriously:
An astronomer! Loved all the astronomy stuff we learned as children. Then I left high school early and spent a lot of time getting high and it turns out you have to take a lot of math and physics and also many astronomers are weirdly misogynist.
I was going through the motions of a finance degree when some friends pointed that, really: I wanted to study infectious diseases! Took a lot of classes and such and it was amazing and I loved it. Then health and finances ganged up on me, the jerks. So now I just read books about infectious disease and astronomy and it's fine!
I learned that all mammals are susceptible to rabies.
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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May 29, 2021 16:02
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- Viginti Septem
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Yes, after she moved to Oregon. I didn't know she'd moved again and I really hope things are better for her now.
Might still be Oregon. Might be confusing that storyline with another artist. Things just rattle around in the ole' heady canopy these days. But those comics really saved me a few times. Good energy her way.
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May 29, 2021 18:02
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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an achievable goal
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 29, 2021 18:40
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- Rinzla
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An expert in being a mediocre individual with a talent for backgammon, but not too much talent, I’m mediocre after all.
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May 29, 2021 18:49
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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FUCKIN DEAD
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An Arby's franchisee
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May 30, 2021 06:45
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Ah you're the one who has the meats
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May 30, 2021 07:19
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Ah you're the one who has the meats
No, not now, but some day God willing!
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May 30, 2021 08:07
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A processes engineer. Ever wonder what you'd answer if someone asked you what exactly it is you do for the company? Well good news, I created a flow chart! Ever wonder what to do when you encounter an unfamiliar situation? Guess what! Flow chart! There's nothing that can't be accomplished by following a rigid, linear process.
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May 30, 2021 12:33
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Make a list of all the things you don't want to be and then find ways to avoid all that stuff imo
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May 30, 2021 13:56
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- wimsy
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Make a list of all the things you want to do, and then find something to be that allows you to do all those things
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May 30, 2021 13:57
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Monkey cheese ninja pirate, m'lord
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May 30, 2021 13:59
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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All very good input 👍
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