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A finance project manager at a multinational corporation managing revenue, expenses, cash flow and reporting. Really spread my wings conducting due diligence. Open my chakras analyzing data from many sources at once.
I knew when I was six years old that this was the dream for me.
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- Viginti Septem
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Talking to a kid that just graduated the other day. Asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
Him: "A construction manager."
Me: "When you were a kid you dreamt of growing up to be a construction manager?"
Him: "Oh, oh, no. I wanted to be a racecar driver!"
Me: "Well there you go. Be a racecar driver."
Him: "Heh, I couldn't be a racecar driver."
Me: "Why not?"
Him: "......." 
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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May 28, 2021 16:49
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money.
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May 28, 2021 16:54
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- Viginti Septem
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My guidance counselor told me I'd never be money.
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May 28, 2021 18:06
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My guidance counselor told me I'd never be money.
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May 28, 2021 18:56
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- Viginti Septem
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So I laughed at the concept of money and grew up happy instead.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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May 28, 2021 21:52
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i remember really wanting to be a professional wakeboarder even though i've only ever wakeboarded once and it was several years after this obsession. looking back i think i was just trying to convince my dad to buy a cool boat
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May 29, 2021 01:18
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i remember really wanting to be a professional wakeboarder even though i've only ever wakeboarded once and it was several years after this obsession. looking back i think i was just trying to convince my dad to buy a cool boat
required qualifications include:
- likes boats
- trust fund
- can swim
- balance probably
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- Viginti Septem
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Dr. Trotter
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May 29, 2021 03:15
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- fps_nug
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horsing around no longer
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So I laughed at the concept of money and grew up happy instead.
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May 29, 2021 04:20
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- GoutPatrol
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I wanted to be a janitor, I still have a nice zen feeling sweeping things up
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May 29, 2021 04:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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a layabout wastrel. mission accomplished
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 29, 2021 08:13
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- Finger Prince
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I'll be stable
I'll turn the tables
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May 29, 2021 12:47
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Someone who does good
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May 29, 2021 12:53
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the gingerbread man from the shrek movies
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May 29, 2021 13:01
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Someone who gets paid to do nothing but play with cats and read and also eat Thai food.
More seriously:
An astronomer! Loved all the astronomy stuff we learned as children. Then I left high school early and spent a lot of time getting high and it turns out you have to take a lot of math and physics and also many astronomers are weirdly misogynist.
I was going through the motions of a finance degree when some friends pointed that, really: I wanted to study infectious diseases! Took a lot of classes and such and it was amazing and I loved it. Then health and finances ganged up on me, the jerks. So now I just read books about infectious disease and astronomy and it's fine!
I learned that all mammals are susceptible to rabies.
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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May 29, 2021 16:02
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- Viginti Septem
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Yes, after she moved to Oregon. I didn't know she'd moved again and I really hope things are better for her now.
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May 29, 2021 18:02
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by sebmojo
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an achievable goal
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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- Rinzla
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An expert in being a mediocre individual with a talent for backgammon, but not too much talent, I’m mediocre after all.
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May 29, 2021 18:49
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- Khad
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third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
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FUCKIN DEAD
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An Arby's franchisee
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May 30, 2021 06:45
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Ah you're the one who has the meats
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May 30, 2021 07:19
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Ah you're the one who has the meats
No, not now, but some day God willing!
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May 30, 2021 08:07
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- Finger Prince
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A processes engineer. Ever wonder what you'd answer if someone asked you what exactly it is you do for the company? Well good news, I created a flow chart! Ever wonder what to do when you encounter an unfamiliar situation? Guess what! Flow chart! There's nothing that can't be accomplished by following a rigid, linear process.
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May 30, 2021 12:33
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Make a list of all the things you don't want to be and then find ways to avoid all that stuff imo
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May 30, 2021 13:56
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Make a list of all the things you want to do, and then find something to be that allows you to do all those things
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May 30, 2021 13:57
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Monkey cheese ninja pirate, m'lord
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- Viginti Septem
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All very good input 👍
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