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WHO WAS MOST OVER
This poll is closed.
ORANGE 57 34.34%
MIRO 32 19.28%
HANGMAN 30 18.07%
INNER CIRCLE 14 8.43%
BRITT BAKER 22 13.25%
CODY 6 3.61%
DARBY 5 3.01%
Total: 166 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
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:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish
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AEW Dynamite for 5/28 via FWOnline.com

quote:

The show had a new camera setup and only one entrance ramp due to the expanded crowd capacity. It's the same that they used for Fight for the Fallen and other pre-pandemic Daily's Place events, if I recall correctly. The crowd was hot.

Darby Allin (w/ Sting) defeated Cesar Bononi (w/ Peter Avalon, JD Drake, & Ryan Nemeth)

Bononi easily overpowered Allin early on, just tossing him around the ring. He then sent Allin to the ramp on the outside before tossing him back into the ring for a two count.

Allin countered an inverted suplex attempt into a hanging sleeper hold, but Bononi reached the ropes. He followed up the sleeper with repeated slaps to the back of Bononi's head and the over-the-top stunner. Allin then hit the Coffin Drop for the quick victory.

– After the match, Allin called out Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky, demanding "let's do this tonight." Page and Sky walked out to "you suck" chants and Sky told the crowd to grow up. Sky said Double or Nothing would be the end of one legend and the beginning of two more.

Sky and Page were about to walk off, but the Wingmen – Bononi's stable – attacked from behind. Page and Sky returned to the fray and locked Allin in a choke as Sky was about to Pillmanize Sting's leg, but the Dark Order ran out to make the save.

**********

Cody Rhodes vs. Anthony Ogogo weigh-in, hosted by Paul Wight

Wight, flanked by an American and British flag, pumped up the crowd and introduced the weigh-in, saying there'd be no shenanigans.

Ogogo was first, joined by the Factory. QT Marshall asked the crowd to show some respect to Ogogo. Wight then introduced "The American Dream" Cody Rhodes, who was joined by his trainees at the Nightmare Factory along with Brandi, Dustin, Arn Anderson, and other Family members.

Cody weighed in first, but Wight actually had a hard time getting the scale to work. He eventually called it at 218 pounds. Fireworks were going off nearby, prompting a "U-S-A" chant from the crowd.

Ogogo weighed in wearing a loud pair of Union Jack briefs, landing at 219 pounds -- one pound heavier than Cody. Wight was about to read the official ruling, but Marshall interrupted to point out Ogogo is heavier, ensuring he will win at Double or Nothing. Ogogo posed and celebrated in the corner, but then Cody did the same to a huge pop.

The camera missed some physical activity, forcing the Factory out of the ring. Cody recognized Wight and said he'd see everyone at Double or Nothing.

*********

A video package hyped Stadium Stampede. Chris Jericho, MJF, and media members spoke. We were told to "expect the unexpected."

**********

The cameras cut backstage to Powerhouse Hobbs brawling with Christian Cage. Both are participants in this Sunday's Casino Battle Royale and Christian is supposed to wrestle later tonight. Christian whacked Hobbs with a bar and tackled him into boxes.

**********

Taz joined commentary for this match.

Hangman Page vs. Joey Janela (w/ Sonny Kiss)

This was a rematch from All In back in 2018, and it was very good.

They wrestled to a stalemate early on until Page shrugged off a chop and nailed a couple of his own. A snap suplex got two. Page sent Janela to the floor, but Janela avoided the plancha and hit a thrust kick. Page caught a crossbody and turned it into a fallaway slam.

Janela took control after sending Page face-first into the turnbuckle, leading to a commercial break. Right as we came back, Page clotheslined Janela all the way to the floor. They fought on the apron, where Page hit his springboard clothesline and a plancha. Page was bleeding from the mouth.

Page went for the Deadeye, but Janela rolled Page up for two before Page crushed Janela with a boot. Janela sent Page into the corner on a snap German before landing a diving elbow drop for a close two. Page was busted open on the top of his forehead. Janela went for the Death Valley Driver, but Page hit a discus forearm, a pop-up powerbomb, and the Buckshot Lariat for the win.

– After the match, Taz interrupted Page's celebration and brought out Brian Cage. Page told Taz to shut up and recognized Team Taz's scheme to attack him. Page said he expected that from Team Taz, but not from Cage. He thought Cage had more balls than that, but maybe they've shrunk all the way up by now. He demanded Cage face him like a man. Cage said he didn't need their help, and he'd see Page on Sunday.

**********

We were about to see a Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston promo, but the show cut to commercial as it started.

Once back from commercial, we got the promo. Moxley said it was time to get serious. He said he and Kingston were a great team, and he trusts Kingston with his life. He has Kingston's back in war, and it's going to be war for the tag team championships. The Bucks may be a more well oiled machine, but Moxley and Kingston are pitbulls, and they're gonna make the Bucks quit.

Kingston said he and Moxley speak for the underdogs. When they win, maybe they'll be VPs. The pressure's coming.

**********

Orange Cassidy responds to Kenny Omega's offer

Tony Schiavone was about to bring out Orange, but PAC interrupted. He sent Schiavone packing and said this Sunday, Orange would be irrelevant. The only man with any relevance is the man who's going to beat Kenny Omega and become AEW champion: the Bastard. He asked Omega if he was proud of his reign and called him pathetic before calling him out.

Don Callis interrupted on the big screen, calling PAC a dangerous person, a violent, aggressive, soulless sociopath. It was a distraction so Omega could hit a cheap shot, but PAC had it scouted, taking Omega down with a running dropkick. The Good Brothers came out and beat down PAC until the Lucha Bros came out to even the odds.

Omega and PAC were alone in the ring. As Omega went for the One-Winged Angel, Orange's music played, and he came out with the Best Friends. He pulled out a note for Omega, and inside was the shredded contract offered by Omega and Callis. Orange dropped Omega with the Orange Punch and went to pick up the AEW World Championship, but PAC stopped him and went for a powerbomb. Orange countered it and hit a second Orange Punch, leading to "Freshly Squeezed" chants as the segment ended.

**********

Jade Cargill was interviewed by Schiavone but quickly interrupted by Matt Hardy, who said he'd win the Casino Battle Royale and that big things are coming to Hardy Family Offices. Mark Sterling showed up and said he's working for Cargill now. He insulted Hardy and gave him his business card.

Jade Cargill (w/ Mark Sterling) defeated KiLynn King

Both women are very tall. They performed a test of strength at the start, with Cargill overpowering King and dropping her with a clothesline. King went for a running crossbody, but Cargill caught her, curled her, and planted her with a powerslam into a commercial break.

Back from break, Cargill kipped up and sent King to the floor. She hit King with a strong forearm and pushed her back into the ring, hitting Jaded for the easy victory.

**********

Lance Archer and Jake Roberts spoke. Roberts began to address Dante Martin, who could win the TNT title tonight, but Archer wanted to call out Miro, saying at Double or Nothing, he'd be the new TNT champion.

**********

TNT Championship: Miro (c) defeated Dante Martin

Miro dominated Dante from the opening bell. After a quick beatdown, he taunted Dante, turning his back and allowing Miro to hit a jawbreaker. Miro tried to come back with a splash, but Dante avoided it and hit a springboard moonsault press, but he only got one. Miro tried to send Dante out of the ring, but Dante flipped out and back in with a springboard dropkick for another one count.

Dante looked to climb the ropes, but Miro cut him off and brought him back in the hard way with a vertical suplex. Miro followed it up with a thrust kick before calling for Game Over and applying it for the submission victory in about three minutes.

– After the match, Miro wouldn't release the hold. Lance Archer and Jake Roberts came out, but Roberts said Miro's fairy tale would be over at Double or Nothing. He told Miro to "shut the F up." Miro came back and told Roberts to shut up, ready for a fight, and Archer came in and went for a choke slam. They brawled with Roberts narrating, with Archer getting the better of it at the end of the segment.

**********

Hikaru Shida championship reign anniversary celebration

Schiavone hosted. Shida was presented with a new AEW Women's World Championship belt, slightly bigger than the first and more gold-looking, if that makes sense.

Shida said that when she won the title, there was no fans – but tonight, they're here. She's proud to share this moment with them, because this title is for the fans.

Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. interrupted. She congratulated Shida on her reign. Baker wants to take back saying she's the "face of the women's division," because when she wins the title on Sunday, she's going to be the face of a whole new era. Like Austin 3:16, this new era is going to be "D.M.D."

**********

During the commercial break, Sammy Guevara did his poster board message schtick he's been doing in recent weeks.

**********

Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page defeated Dark Order (Evil Uno & Stu Grayson)

Sky was cocky wrestling with Uno at the start. Grayson came out of nowhere and dropped Sky with a DDT before pushing Page into the Dark Order's corner. Grayson dominated Page until Sky swept out his leg and took him out with a slingshot cutter into a commercial break.

Once back, Grayson fought back with some strikes, escaped the TKO, and spiked Sky with a uranage. Sky was able to tag in Page, but Grayson landed a backflip kick on both opponents, buying him the time to tag in Uno. Uno hit a surprising hurricanrana on Page and a flatliner on Sky before the ref-assisted neckbreaker on Page.

Dark Order used teamwork to allow Grayson to hit a belly-to-belly suplex on Page on Sky in the corner. They hit a combo cannonball and 450 splash for a near fall. Sky gouged the eyes to stop the run, locking Grayson in the heel hook as Page hit the Ego's Edge on Uno for the win.

– Page grabbed a mic and started speaking but was immediately interrupted by Darby Allin, flanked by a parade of people in Sting masks. Allin attacked Page as Sky effortlessly dispatched the line of Stings, until a very tall one shrugged off an attack and unmasked as Sting himself, sending Sky packing.

**********

Full card for AEW Double or Nothing:

Buy-in for the NWA Women's World Championship: Serena Deeb (c) vs. Riho
Casino Battle Royale for a future AEW World Championship match
Cody Rhodes vs. Anthony Ogogo
Hangman Page vs. Brian Cage
Sting & Darby Allin vs. Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page
TNT Championship: Miro (c) vs. Lance Archer
Stadium Stampede: The Pinnacle vs. Inner Circle (if Inner Circle loses, they have to break up)
AEW Women's World Championship: Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.
AEW World Tag Team Championships: Young Bucks (c) vs. Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston
AEW World Championship: Kenny Omega (c) vs. PAC vs. Orange Cassidy

**********

Inner Circle Celebration

Eric Bischoff was introduced as the master of ceremonies. He said that 25 years ago on this very night and network, he introduced what would become maybe the greatest faction of all time (referring to the N.W.O.). He then brought out another great faction, the Inner Circle, who came out to the first full "Judas" entrance in a long time.

Jericho, wearing his arm cast, said it feels good to be surrounded by fans again. He thanked Bischoff for everything he's done. Bischoff played a video package remembering the Inner Circle's history.

After a long "Inner Circle" chant, Santana spoke. He recalled October 2, 2019, the night the Inner Circle formed. They put the company on their backs through a pandemic and are now here for the return of the best fans in wrestling today. If this truly is their last dance, Santana wouldn't have it any other way. Ortiz simply said "That was beautiful."

Hager didn't want highlights of the good times, he wanted the hard times that make hard men, because those are the moments that should be celebrated. Guevara said they'd been through everything together. When he quit the Inner Circle, he didn't like that at all. He's going to do everything in his power to make sure that never happens again.

Jericho said he was hesitant at first, because he doesn't play well with others. But with these guys, it was natural. They didn't give a drat about anyone or anything except each other and putting on great performances. At Stadium Stampede, they're going to do it again -- and if they lose, they're going down in a blaze of glory. He ended it with a simple "I love you," and they all hugged.

They all did their middle fingers at the camera, but MJF interrupted on the video board. He mocked them and said he's excited for Stadium Stampede before revealing that Dean Malenko had been beaten up. He demanded they get out to the football field if they wanted to save the Iceman.

The Inner Circle ran to save Malenko, but were ambushed by the Pinnacle. Everyone brawled, with the Pinnacle maintaining an advantage. FTR put Santana and Ortiz through tables with simultaneous stuff piledrivers. MJF closed the show with "When you are in the Pinnacle, you are always on top."

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News
Eddie Kingston's mom told him to sign with AEW.
Dynamite is once again live next Friday!

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KENNY OMEGA VS PAC VS ORANGE CASSIDY
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DARBY AND STING VS EGO AND SKY
CASINO BATTLE ROYAL
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HANGMAN PAGE VS BRIAN CAGE

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Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jun 1, 2021

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Big fan of fans

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eddie Kingston's mom is a smart lady and if I had been told before that WWE reached out to him coincidentally just after he did the match with Cody then I'd forgotten, and loving :lol: at the utter temerity of those motherfuckers.

Anyway, Dynamite was kinda weird but also a lot of fun and I am super pumped to watch Inner Circle murder Pinnacle, and to watch OC drive PAC up the loving wall in the title match even if Kenny is probably winning the match.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
Sting doing the mask spot will never fail to make me laugh.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
DoN is going to kick rear end

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Spanish announce team should have some openings soon:

Ganso Bomb posted:

Here's the audio of the Spanish team making fun of Shida

https://twitter.com/MigUceda/status/1398485662173700099?s=20

Sounds like Willie Urbina is the one doing it but he's egged on to do it and others are laughing afterward. Fuckin gross.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

SonicRulez posted:

Sting doing the mask spot will never fail to make me laugh.

it's a beautiful spot every single time and i will always hoot and holler for it

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

there's a mistake in the poll Shida is always most over

also

IcePhoenix posted:

Hi friends Dynamite was fun, have some screencaps I took for discord chillin tonight










Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

popped for the sting mask spot, popped right before it too when i recognized one of the fake stings was Dillon McQueen

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Lord forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Love that Big Biceps Tony cutting down the Con Kahn.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Wasn't the biggest fan of tonight's show, but the crowd kicked rear end and most of everything from the Miro match on was cool. Sunday can't get here soon enough

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dasha sounded totally incredulous. Rosa sounded ready to beat the poo poo out of the guy.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Codependent Poster posted:

Spanish announce team should have some openings soon:

MorningMoon posted:

This is after they started talking about how to translate the upcoming segment
Willie: and Willie translates for Shida
Dasha: Willie translates for Shida!
Willie: *racist mocking noises*
Dasha: haha shut up, holy crap
Willie: *keeps going*
Dasha: I'm gonna throw a pen at you if she doesn't! (implying Rosa was gonna)
Rosa: She can speak English. What an rear end.

Adding to this, the laugh is kinda gray. Personally I wanna take it as her being shocked into a chuckle from something so out of nowhere when she thought the bit they were doing was Willie doing a woman voice. The worse way to take it as Dasha finding it funny, but at least knowing that this poo poo can't fly at work even when she thought they weren't being heard.

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!

IcePhoenix posted:

there's a mistake in the poll Shida is always most over

also

These are cool. Did anyone get Smiling Stu Grayson?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MJeff posted:

Dasha sounded totally incredulous. Rosa sounded ready to beat the poo poo out of the guy.

Agree with this take, but I'm not a Spanish speaker so I'm just going by impression of what I'm hearing Rosa sounded pretty loving peeved

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


There's no way that dude has a job after tonight

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MorningMoon posted:

Adding to this, the laugh is kinda gray. Personally I wanna take it as her being shocked into a chuckle from something so out of nowhere when she thought the bit they were doing was Willie doing a woman voice. The worse way to take it as Dasha finding it funny, but at least knowing that this poo poo can't fly at work even when she thought they weren't being heard.

Dasha sounded incredulous, like she was laughing just because she was stunned he was doing that. I wouldn't hold this one against her too much.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


The weigh in was an absolute clunker and I’m not sure what the point was but a lot of the rest of the show was fun!

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
dasha says "callete" (shut up) while she's laughing, doesn't seem like enough though. rosa gives a clear "que malo" (how terrible)

e: oh i didn't see the much more clear translation above lol

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Jerusalem posted:

Eddie Kingston's mom is a smart lady and if I had been told before that WWE reached out to him coincidentally just after he did the match with Cody then I'd forgotten, and loving :lol: at the utter temerity of those motherfuckers.


They wanted him to be a trainer at the PC too, not an on-air talent. :psyduck:

From the last thread:


Pylons posted:



Britt finally getting her action figure.

Penguin Patrol posted:

another cody figure, i don't know why i'm surprised

The little LJN logo by Cody's pic makes me think they're doing his figure in the style of the WWF Wrestling Superstars line from the 80s, which is cool (Jakks did the same thing in their WWE Classic Superstar line, though they were a little more cartoony)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Codependent Poster posted:

Spanish announce team should have some openings soon:

What the gently caress is this poo poo

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
OGOGO 219
RHODES 218

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I can’t see Tony Khan putting up with that poo poo. I would guess dude will be fired before noon tomorrow, maybe Dasha too. Besides being incredibly racist, it also endangers the NJPW/Joshi relationships.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Teddybear posted:

The weigh in was an absolute clunker and I’m not sure what the point was but a lot of the rest of the show was fun!

I think it was to show the hubris of Cody. He is Apollo Creed, and he is going to die for selfish reasons

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say, from the bottom of my heart, I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith — as here’s an Ego's Edge by Page, it will be a pin, and so that’ll make it a win for him and Sky — I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again. I don’t know if it’s going to be for AEW. I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Turner. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck. For AEW, for TNT, for the people I work with, for anybody that I’ve offended here tonight: I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I’d like to think maybe I could have some people that, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Here is a question. If shida keeps the belt another year does she get the belt upgraded again? It's gets bigger with more precious metals and gems?

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Cabana doing the post show.


Abrahantes is so fired.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
they should put the new cody figure as a free pack in with Britt's figure and he's like crammed in behind her in the case lol

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Jonny Nox posted:

Cabana doing the post show.


Abrahantes is so fired.

He wasn't even on commentary

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Like seriously, this is Shida's big loving moment and that's the poo poo you do? Trash.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Davros1 posted:

The little LJN logo by Cody's pic makes me think they're doing his figure in the style of the WWF Wrestling Superstars line from the 80s, which is cool (Jakks did the same thing in their WWE Classic Superstar line, though they were a little more cartoony)

I didn't get the Bucks LJNs because I'm not like the hugest Bucks fan, and I won't get the Cody one for the same reason but if they start doing these for other people I'd be all over it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Here is a question. If shida keeps the belt another year does she get the belt upgraded again? It's gets bigger with more precious metals and gems?

She gets a third belt. When she collects seven, she can transform into Super Shida.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Mons Hubris posted:

I can’t see Tony Khan putting up with that poo poo. I would guess dude will be fired before noon tomorrow, maybe Dasha too. Besides being incredibly racist, it also endangers the NJPW/Joshi relationships.

it's my general understanding that this isnt anything remotely new to japanese wrestlers even it's is also obviously hosed up

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

xbilkis posted:

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say, from the bottom of my heart, I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith — as here’s an Ego's Edge by Page, it will be a pin, and so that’ll make it a win for him and Sky — I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again. I don’t know if it’s going to be for AEW. I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Turner. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck. For AEW, for TNT, for the people I work with, for anybody that I’ve offended here tonight: I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I’d like to think maybe I could have some people that, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


xbilkis posted:

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say, from the bottom of my heart, I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith — as here’s an Ego's Edge by Page, it will be a pin, and so that’ll make it a win for him and Sky — I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again. I don’t know if it’s going to be for AEW. I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Turner. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck. For AEW, for TNT, for the people I work with, for anybody that I’ve offended here tonight: I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I’d like to think maybe I could have some people that, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness.

This format never fails to make me laugh, goddamn.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The next AEW action figure line should just be Cody's comically endless jobber entourage from tonight.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MJeff posted:

She gets a third belt. When she collects seven, she can transform into Super Shida.

Hell yes.

Super Shida vs Mecha Miiba (a Mii of Reba)

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Duke Pukem posted:

There's no way that dude has a job after tonight

He better the gently caress not or I'm refunding this PPV and you can toxx me for it

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

xbilkis posted:

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say, from the bottom of my heart, I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith — as here’s an Ego's Edge by Page, it will be a pin, and so that’ll make it a win for him and Sky — I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again. I don’t know if it’s going to be for AEW. I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Turner. I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck. For AEW, for TNT, for the people I work with, for anybody that I’ve offended here tonight: I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am. It never has been. And I’d like to think maybe I could have some people that, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness.

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