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Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’ve become a Hat Guy and I need hats to wear to protect my scalp from the sun

bald men (and women ) how are you protecting your head

Bald 👨‍🦲 culture appreciation

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caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
I just disable god rays in the ini file

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Strangely enough today is the day I embraced the baldening and got a nice short haircut.

I just have a couple of baseball caps and a cool Tilley hat.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
i put a condom on my head

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I definitely respect someone who embraces the balding more than someone hanging on with hairstyles trying to perform optical illusions or spending money on expensive treatments that hardly work. If and when I start to bald it's getting buzzed or bic'd.

All hats are cool except straight billed hats.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Wizard hat + robe


Make sure to get wide-brimmed kind though, you'll get your ears scorched with the the dunce hat kind .

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Nooner posted:

i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol

the best pants are bought at the hardware store

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Obv the best hat is a sombrero but people will yell at you CULTURAL APPROPRIATION for simply enjoying an S-tier hat.

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nooner posted:

i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol

lmfao

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
I find that 99% of standard canvas baseball hats are poo poo. I, a bald person since the tender age of 16, have decided that caps designed for runners are the best caps to wear for pate protection. My everyday wear is a navy blue Nike running hat. Cool, light, not too dorky on my giant head.

I think it's called a Nike Featherlight if my googling is correct.

BigHead fucked around with this message at 20:08 on May 29, 2021

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Full Metal Jackass posted:


All hats are cool except straight billed hats.

Ok, dad.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
unfortunately many (most?) hats are uncool. our responsibility as hair losers is to accept that plight without taking it too far (IT department fedora etc.). i like a flat cap. even though it's the classic old/bald guy hat it feels less old guy than baseball hats, which now just make me think of ron howard unless they're flat brim

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what about a beret
Or a boat captains hat

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
This is the only hat I’d wear

https://youtu.be/YrcbyNIJKGk

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

this is my hat



it works pretty good

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Forage cap.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Flat brim

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm never going bald and honestly have thick, luxurious hair that multiple women have said they're jealous of.
Sucks to be you, op.


Anyhow that said I still wear a hat if I don't have time to comb it or if I'm doing whatever that warrants it. Titleist, Callaway, Carhartt, or Packers depending on what I'm doing, and what I'm wearing. I don't give a solid poo poo what you think about 'baseball hats' or what their loving brim looks like. Eat my entire sack.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I have four hats op

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
tinfoil reflects the sun's rays, keeping your head cool

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
My hat has three (3) corners, otherwise it would not be my hat

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Conquistador helmet

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Have you considered never leaving the house?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If you're a dad, one of those hats that has the hands on it and the pull string and when you pull the string the hands clap.

If you're not, wear a condom.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


A very subtle and EXTREMELY stylish combover, nobody can even tell i bet!

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Big Beef City posted:

I'm never going bald and honestly have thick, luxurious hair that multiple women have said they're jealous of.
Sucks to be you, op.


Anyhow that said I still wear a hat if I don't have time to comb it or if I'm doing whatever that warrants it. Titleist, Callaway, Carhartt, or Packers depending on what I'm doing, and what I'm wearing. I don't give a solid poo poo what you think about 'baseball hats' or what their loving brim looks like. Eat my entire sack.

More like Little Poultry Village

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
There's only one hat anyone ever needs:

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


caleb posted:

I just disable god rays in the ini file

This made me laugh way too hard. /Hatttip

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
I wear fedoras.
Yeah I said it.
I don't even farting care.

Like hipster poo poo though not that leather Indiana Jones/Target store Trilby bullshit, I'm not fat/skinny/on the internet enough for that.

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
seems a black wool Amish hat is the only sensible option

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Sgt. Politeness posted:

I wear fedoras.
Yeah I said it.
I don't even farting care.

Like hipster poo poo though not that leather Indiana Jones/Target store Trilby bullshit, I'm not fat/skinny/on the internet enough for that.

:negative:

Show me a pic of one

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

one of these upside down

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A denim aviator hat with heavy metal band patches

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sgt. Politeness posted:

I wear fedoras.
Yeah I said it.
I don't even farting care.

Like hipster poo poo though not that leather Indiana Jones/Target store Trilby bullshit, I'm not fat/skinny/on the internet enough for that.

I think you do care quite a bit to go out of your way to find and wear a hat you know will make you stand out from other people, and then you pretend that "actually you totally don't".

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 18:15 on May 30, 2021

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
are fedoras still le epic memery hat of choice or has that changed

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Big Beef City posted:

I think you do care quite a bit to go out of your way to find and wear a hat you know will make you stand out from other people, and then you pretend that "actually you totally don't".

I meant I don't care that it's Goon shorthand for m'lady guys but you're right I do care enough to specify "I'm cooler than those other Goons who wear fedoras, I swear".

I definitely care about fashion.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Peter Daou Zen posted:

I’ve become a Hat Guy and I need hats to wear to protect my scalp from the sun

bald men (and women ) how are you protecting your head

Bald 👨‍🦲 culture appreciation

Lol ur bald

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Sprinting from shade to shade is way cheaper than buying a hat

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