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I’ve become a Hat Guy and I need hats to wear to protect my scalp from the sun bald men (and women ) how are you protecting your head Bald 👨🦲 culture appreciation
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:29 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:18 |
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I just disable god rays in the ini file
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:32 |
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Strangely enough today is the day I embraced the baldening and got a nice short haircut. I just have a couple of baseball caps and a cool Tilley hat.
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:46 |
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i put a condom on my head
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:47 |
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I definitely respect someone who embraces the balding more than someone hanging on with hairstyles trying to perform optical illusions or spending money on expensive treatments that hardly work. If and when I start to bald it's getting buzzed or bic'd. All hats are cool except straight billed hats.
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:49 |
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Wizard hat + robe Make sure to get wide-brimmed kind though, you'll get your ears scorched with the the dunce hat kind .
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:52 |
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i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:56 |
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Nooner posted:i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol the best pants are bought at the hardware store
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:58 |
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Obv the best hat is a sombrero but people will yell at you CULTURAL APPROPRIATION for simply enjoying an S-tier hat.
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# ? May 29, 2021 19:59 |
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Nooner posted:i have a full head of hair because my jeans are good (wrangler) lol lmfao
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# ? May 29, 2021 20:01 |
I find that 99% of standard canvas baseball hats are poo poo. I, a bald person since the tender age of 16, have decided that caps designed for runners are the best caps to wear for pate protection. My everyday wear is a navy blue Nike running hat. Cool, light, not too dorky on my giant head. I think it's called a Nike Featherlight if my googling is correct. BigHead fucked around with this message at 20:08 on May 29, 2021 |
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# ? May 29, 2021 20:05 |
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Full Metal Jackass posted:
Ok, dad.
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# ? May 29, 2021 20:06 |
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unfortunately many (most?) hats are uncool. our responsibility as hair losers is to accept that plight without taking it too far (IT department fedora etc.). i like a flat cap. even though it's the classic old/bald guy hat it feels less old guy than baseball hats, which now just make me think of ron howard unless they're flat brim
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# ? May 29, 2021 20:14 |
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what about a beret Or a boat captains hat
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# ? May 29, 2021 20:27 |
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This is the only hat I’d wear https://youtu.be/YrcbyNIJKGk
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# ? May 29, 2021 21:03 |
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this is my hat it works pretty good
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# ? May 29, 2021 21:07 |
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Forage cap.
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# ? May 29, 2021 21:33 |
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Flat brim
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# ? May 30, 2021 13:45 |
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I'm never going bald and honestly have thick, luxurious hair that multiple women have said they're jealous of. Sucks to be you, op. Anyhow that said I still wear a hat if I don't have time to comb it or if I'm doing whatever that warrants it. Titleist, Callaway, Carhartt, or Packers depending on what I'm doing, and what I'm wearing. I don't give a solid poo poo what you think about 'baseball hats' or what their loving brim looks like. Eat my entire sack.
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# ? May 30, 2021 13:55 |
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I have four hats op
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# ? May 30, 2021 14:06 |
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tinfoil reflects the sun's rays, keeping your head cool
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# ? May 30, 2021 14:26 |
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My hat has three (3) corners, otherwise it would not be my hat
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# ? May 30, 2021 14:38 |
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:09 |
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Conquistador helmet
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:13 |
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Have you considered never leaving the house?
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:28 |
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If you're a dad, one of those hats that has the hands on it and the pull string and when you pull the string the hands clap. If you're not, wear a condom.
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:40 |
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A very subtle and EXTREMELY stylish combover, nobody can even tell i bet!
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:40 |
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Big Beef City posted:I'm never going bald and honestly have thick, luxurious hair that multiple women have said they're jealous of. More like Little Poultry Village
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:43 |
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There's only one hat anyone ever needs:
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:50 |
caleb posted:I just disable god rays in the ini file This made me laugh way too hard. /Hatttip
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:57 |
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I wear fedoras. Yeah I said it. I don't even farting care. Like hipster poo poo though not that leather Indiana Jones/Target store Trilby bullshit, I'm not fat/skinny/on the internet enough for that.
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# ? May 30, 2021 17:29 |
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seems a black wool Amish hat is the only sensible option
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# ? May 30, 2021 17:39 |
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I wear fedoras. Show me a pic of one
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# ? May 30, 2021 17:45 |
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one of these upside down
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# ? May 30, 2021 17:52 |
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A denim aviator hat with heavy metal band patches
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# ? May 30, 2021 18:01 |
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I wear fedoras. I think you do care quite a bit to go out of your way to find and wear a hat you know will make you stand out from other people, and then you pretend that "actually you totally don't". Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 18:15 on May 30, 2021 |
# ? May 30, 2021 18:06 |
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are fedoras still le epic memery hat of choice or has that changed
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# ? May 30, 2021 18:18 |
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Big Beef City posted:I think you do care quite a bit to go out of your way to find and wear a hat you know will make you stand out from other people, and then you pretend that "actually you totally don't". I meant I don't care that it's Goon shorthand for m'lady guys but you're right I do care enough to specify "I'm cooler than those other Goons who wear fedoras, I swear". I definitely care about fashion.
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# ? May 30, 2021 18:33 |
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Peter Daou Zen posted:I’ve become a Hat Guy and I need hats to wear to protect my scalp from the sun Lol ur bald
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# ? May 30, 2021 18:38 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 03:18 |
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Sprinting from shade to shade is way cheaper than buying a hat
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# ? May 30, 2021 18:48 |