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Derpies posted:Lol ur bald Do not pick on your fellow dads Derpies, many dads are bald(ing), I may have to bring this up with the council
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A CRAB IRL posted:Do not pick on your fellow dads Derpies, many dads are bald(ing), I may have to bring this up with the council This is true I had a moment of weakness my apologies to the bald dads, is thick luscious haired dads will just stick to our sub committee where we totally don’t make fun of y’all and will donate an amount of turtle wax to your specifications to our non haired brethren. We WILL however continue to rub your head for good luck before backyard corn hole games.
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May 30, 2021 18:55
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Just buff your head until the cancer rays bounce off it, saves money and looks stylish too
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May 31, 2021 01:01
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Cut your hair short and use sunscreen OP. When I do yard work I wear a bandana and when I’m lounging in the backyard I wear this bitch and IDGAF https://www.sundayafternoons.com/p/charter-escape-hat/
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May 31, 2021 01:02
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I wear fedoras. Please post the fancy fedora. I wanna see what makes it fancy. I will admit in solidarity to owning multiple fedoras, well I think they're fedoras I'm not like a hat nerd or anything. Peter Daou Zen posted:a boat captains hat I feel like this is an overbroad description.
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May 31, 2021 01:26
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IT'S A TRILBY NOT A FEDORA MOM
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May 31, 2021 01:41
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Fun Fact: King Narmer invaded Lower Egypt and unified the two kingdoms simply so he could fill the hole in their crown with his crown and protect the scalps of their future rulers from the harsh rays of the sun.
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May 31, 2021 01:44
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Peter Daou Zen posted:a boat captains hat Weka posted:I feel like this is an overboard description.
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May 31, 2021 02:12
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Railroad conductor cap. Or a fez.
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May 31, 2021 02:23
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Let’s get this out of the way:Rip Testes posted:Railroad conductor cap. Or a fez. Booney hat and bucket hat are my go-to's lately.
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May 31, 2021 02:55
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Remember that Seinfeld episode where the guy who shaved his head since he was young had never grown his hair out, and upon doing so, found out he was balding Yup, that's me
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May 31, 2021 03:42
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Smugworth posted:Remember that Seinfeld episode where the guy who shaved his head since he was young had never grown his hair out, and upon doing so, found out he was balding So you’re saying the picture in your av isn’t you? This is highly upsetting.
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May 31, 2021 03:45
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So you’re saying the picture in your av isn’t you? This is highly upsetting. A goon once posted a family picture years ago, and her brother had that glorious mane of hair. Couldn't help but make an avatar honoring it. Little did I know I would be cursed to never know what it's like to have such an amazing head of hair.
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May 31, 2021 03:50
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So you’re saying the picture in your av isn’t you? This is highly upsetting. I also feel extremely betrayed by this.
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May 31, 2021 03:56
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:So you’re saying the picture in your av isn’t you? This is highly upsetting. yeah, seriously what the gently caress. how am I supposed to take you seriously now? the trust is just not there
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May 31, 2021 03:59
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Listen folks it's not like Derps is an awoo girl and DST is some sort of demon crab IRL is it??
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May 31, 2021 04:01
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Smugworth posted:Listen folks it's not like Derps is an awoo girl and DST is some sort of demon crab IRL It’s just the guy in your av looks like a guy you can trust to do the right thing during some sort of milking related transaction, but you, well we have no idea.
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May 31, 2021 04:16
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Smugworth posted:Listen folks it's not like Derps is an awoo girl and DST is some sort of demon crab IRL I am an awoo girl in all things but physical
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May 31, 2021 04:17
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kntfkr posted:SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP Don’t worry we all know you can’t stop thinking bout that goose puss
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May 31, 2021 04:18
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Get a hat made of propecia pills and lined with rogaine Boom problem solved
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May 31, 2021 04:18
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Get this, wear another baldy as a rug.
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May 31, 2021 04:20
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Derpies posted:Don’t worry we all know you can’t stop thinking bout that goose puss listen, I like swans and gooses have coachellas anyway and whoever gave me this av used a picture of my friend sal so idk
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May 31, 2021 04:21
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AHH F/UGH posted:Get a hat made of propecia pills and lined with rogaine make ur hair grow but ur dong stop working also ive been balding since like 21 ive been shaving my head for 12 years!! just now that im old im worried about The Sun
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May 31, 2021 04:21
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When I had long hair I burned my part once or twice. Now my main problem is my hair grows too fast and I have to spend so much money on haircuts! I’ve been forced to go back to having a massive big hair pompadour just to make ends meet.
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May 31, 2021 04:25
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Peter Daou Zen posted:make ur hair grow but ur dong stop working https://www.wigs.com/collections/estetica-wigs-hairpieces/products/mono-wiglet-513-lf-synthetic-hair-piece-estetica
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May 31, 2021 04:27
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May 31, 2021 04:31
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those things go for like a grand in hammacher schlemmer. but you can get em off sky mall for a call one hundred
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kntfkr posted:those things go for like a grand in hammacher schlemmer. but you can get em off sky mall for a call one hundred One of societies greatest losses was the various sky mall hair regrowth treatments you could flip through, and of course their array of Squatch statues.
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May 31, 2021 04:39
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Cut your hair short and use sunscreen OP. Is this supposed to be uncool or something? I have a similar one for hiking, fishing, etc and I love it.
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May 31, 2021 04:39
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Pawn 17 posted:Is this supposed to be uncool or something? I have a similar one for hiking, fishing, etc and I love it. It’s extreme suburban dad. I was rocking a straw version today at the pool and some hip dude saw me and we had the same hat and after giving him the suburban dad head nod cause we had the same hats he slowly slinked off and removed his hat. Get owned bitch don’t wear the dad hat if you don’t got what it takes !
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May 31, 2021 04:42
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This is my first summer bald. Gonna rawdog the sun and see what happens.
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May 31, 2021 04:49
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Love my pro-tier old man hat. (Similar to this, but OD green.) Got shade for my big ol' ears, a strap so it don't blow away when it's windy, and a mesh vent to keep my head aired out. Plus I can snap one side up and pretned to be Recondo! 
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Pawn 17 posted:Is this supposed to be uncool or something? I have a similar one for hiking, fishing, etc and I love it. I dunno. Some people are weird about hats I guess. I love mine, it’s more comfortable and more functional than a ball cap since it keeps the sun off my ears and neck.
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Wifi Toilet posted:Love my pro-tier old man hat. (Similar to this, but OD green.) Hell yeah
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Peter Daou Zen posted:make ur hair grow but ur dong stop working https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000ZOKT5W/ Try this. It also protects against boring insects.
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May 31, 2021 08:27
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I'd you're a real goon, you're not spending enough time outside to matter.
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May 31, 2021 08:31
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Hey can I be a hat guy too? I have long hair but it gets tangled so I like to wear hats most of the time. At least when I can find them. They are all beanie style hats. Mainly just to cover up my tangled hair.
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Peter Daou Zen posted:make ur hair grow but ur dong stop working nah its fine but only old baldies take propecia so their dicks are already starting to break and they like to blame it on the pills I believe they call it "malding"
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