Returning a stolen ham to the store

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Escape From Noise

No I don't have a receipt. I uh...lost it.

So if they've gone up in price since I bought one, do I get money back for the new price or...?

# ? May 30, 2021 02:56

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

some guy in the parking lot offered me a thousand dollars for this ham but i said to myself no, i will give the store a fair chance to buy back this ham.

how does 500 dollars sound? good? really good? cool perfect hey who are you calling?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 30, 2021 03:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

OP u have cooked up the perfect hamjob. I'll drive. What's my cut

# ? May 30, 2021 04:19

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

OP u have cooked up the perfect hamjob. I'll drive. What's my cut

You can get two slices and some bread. You'll have to provide your own cheese and condiments though.

# ? May 30, 2021 04:57

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

some guy in the parking lot offered me a thousand dollars for this ham but i said to myself no, i will give the store a fair chance to buy back this ham.

how does 500 dollars sound? good? really good? cool perfect hey who are you calling?

Look at all these loose ham slices I bought out of this guy's trunk for next to nothing!

# ? May 30, 2021 05:29

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

hiding a file and a little saw in the ham so that my friend who is imprisoned in the store can escape

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# ? May 30, 2021 14:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Double or nothing? If I can walk out of here with 2 hams, I get to keep them; if not, you get this one back.

# ? May 30, 2021 15:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

Double or nothing? If I can walk out of here with 2 hams, I get to keep them; if not, you get this one back.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 30, 2021 15:53

google THIS

*plonks a bone on the customer service counter*

I'm not satisfied

# ? May 30, 2021 18:02

nut

yeah it, uh, didn�t fit

# ? May 30, 2021 19:09

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

for sale: ham, never paid for

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# ? May 30, 2021 20:19

deep dish peat moss

I'm the detective and I'm on to your little ham sham here.

# ? May 30, 2021 23:16

Iron Chef Ramen: HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

No, this is my ham. I came into the store with it.

# ? May 31, 2021 02:17

Manifisto

the alligator in aisle six has eaten all your ham inventory and is eyeing your patrons hungrily. NOW will you take the ham back?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 31, 2021 02:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

*plonks a bone on the customer service counter*

I'm not satisfied

I see you shop at Wegmans

# ? May 31, 2021 03:43

Ass-penny

the ham stole my heart, I'd like to return it.

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