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1) George W. Bush - Tower Defense games, Ultima Online (cried on the forums a lot)
2) Franz Ferdinand couldn't even beat the first level in Superhot
3) You would be surprised how bad Jesus Christ was at DOOM
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Moses couldn't play Skyrim as anything but stealth archer unless he enabled god mode in the console.
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May 30, 2021 23:17
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I cannot tell a lie. I did not get past 2-1 in Super Mario Bros.
edit: Ich bin ein Spawncamper
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Mao Zedong: never realized how much he sucked at Stardew Valley because there's no explicit fail state.
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Picasso and an Oculus rift
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Winston Churchill would get too flustered by a female workforce to play Ms. Pac-Man.
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Julius Caesar rage quits Civilization every time he loses a unit to maurading barbarians.
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May 31, 2021 23:43
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Mikhail Gorbachev was really good at Tetris, but he fuckin sucked at Dr. Mario.
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Patton. Famous general. Legendary strategist. Never plays the loving objective.
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St. Benedict couldn't get past the first level of Pac-Man, unless it was a feast day.
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Lief Erikson refused to play Lost Vikings, personally insulted by the title.
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Jun 1, 2021 00:55
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genghis khan was the master of rpgs but he just skiped the dialogue and story he only wanted to see numbers going up.
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Jun 4, 2021 05:20
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it's a free country u pervs
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Phineas Gage was awesome at Clay Fighter 2 but he lacked sportsmanship
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mansa musa laughing in mockery as i try to get him to play "you need a budget"
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Jun 4, 2021 13:58
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Mikhail Gorbachev was really good at Tetris, but he fuckin sucked at Dr. Mario.
there was his attempt to set the world record at reactor in 1986, but according to twin galaxies as well as the UN Nuclear Regulatory Commission, it went horribly wrong.
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st francis of assisi, however, was obsessed with animal crossing
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Jun 4, 2021 16:44
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charles II of spain, however, was a pro at basically every game
Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, Archduke of Austria, King of Spain, Lord of the Netherlands, and Duke of Burgundy beat every single game, got tired of video games, and started reading books in a monastery instead
https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, Archduke of Austria, King of Spain, Lord of the Netherlands, and Duke of Burgundy beat every single game, got tired of video games, and started reading books in a monastery instead
well maybe if he wasn't such a dweeb and played less starcraft and did more statecraft, the habsburg super-empire might not have split up
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