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Find your rivals here, lets see promo skills. That Little Demon - Heel - looking for a rival (or rivals) to destroy and make sure they never hold the forumswide championship belt Finisher: The Demonic Drop Current Belts: The Something Awful Forumswide Champion - Me, I'm the champ lol SA Subforum Champion - no one Tag Team Champs - no one Hardcore Belt - no one Ladies Belt - Larry Parrish Psycho's Night Lineup Sunday 6/6 Undercard - John Cena vs WaterMelon gun (special guest referee Patware) Mid Card - TBD Tag Championship Match - TBD Womans Championship Match - Larry Parrish vs TBH Hardcore Match - Bogus Adventure vs Plutonis [Locking up all the people who shouldn't post here together in a cage match where they have to grab a funny post they've made on a pole] TBH but theres a few contenders here already SA Subforum Championship - TBD Forumswide Championship - Skeezy vs That Little Demon That Little Demon fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Jun 2, 2021 |
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mallratcal - Heel (cowardly) hoping to join a stable for protection and willing to do jobs so my stablemates can keep their heat.
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Jun 1, 2021 04:19
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mallratcal posted:mallratcal - Heel (cowardly) hoping to join a stable for protection and willing to do jobs so my stablemates can keep their heat. I'll consider forming a stable if we get some more heels. Will take names under consideration so far I have -Satans Fingers -The Killers -The Hospital Bombers
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Jun 1, 2021 04:25
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That Little Demon posted:Find your rivals here, lets see promo skills. gently caress you ya deeeakhead
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Jun 1, 2021 04:51
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Skeezy posted:gently caress you ya deeeakhead oh so you are going to be a face? thats a bit surprising 
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Jun 1, 2021 04:54
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That Little Demon posted:oh so you are going to be a face? thats a bit surprising It’s Tuesday so be ready friend.
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Jun 1, 2021 05:01
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Skeezy posted:It’s Tuesday so be ready friend. You don't have what it takes to get into the squared circle with me smalltime
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Jun 1, 2021 05:05
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i'm a face and everybody tries to kiss me and lift me up by the scruff of my neck to show me off. i challenge heels when i'm up in the air like that and i can survey the whole roster. I do like this. i don't like it when things aren't my going my way. you turned the tables on me. you turned the tables in the wrong way. you've got me mad now. i stood around. i listened to everything you had to say. i did everything necessary. but when you turn around and you backstab me one way or another, and you treat cheat me out of what's rightfully mine, that's when i get angry. now i'm the one doing the challenging. i'm issuing a challenge to you. get in the ring with me. this time i'm going full force
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Jun 1, 2021 05:11
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Cavauro posted:i'm a face and everybody tries to kiss me and lift me up by the scruff of my neck to show me off. i challenge heels when i'm up in the air like that and i can survey the whole roster. I do like this. i don't like it when things aren't my going my way. you turned the tables on me. you turned the tables in the wrong way. you've got me mad now. i stood around. i listened to everything you had to say. i did everything necessary. but when you turn around and you backstab me one way or another, and you treat cheat me out of what's rightfully mine, that's when i get angry. now i'm the one doing the challenging. i'm issuing a challenge to you. get in the ring with me. this time i'm going full force You know what this means? It means that Cavauro is a chump...YES! It means he small, he is just a baby. If you are thinking to yourself, how you you fight someone like that TLD? It means I don't even have to a break a sweat. I fight chumps like this every single day, and I enjoy it. There is NOTHING sweeter, than an easy win. I will destroy midgets, old people, and small household pets, if they pay me. You having a problem following this? It means that you will never have this [holds title up high for the booing crowd]
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Jun 1, 2021 05:15
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(out of character here are the moves I know how to do so far: running the ropes, headlock, headlock takedown, headlock on the ground, and my finisher is the big punch to the head while the person is in a headlock) every week i get sick and tired of coming out h of you coming out here saying this and that. talking about how it's all about the money. i it's. Shoo. you're the champion but you don't act like a champion should. not one bit. and if you're gonna overlook me, cavauro, then you might just regret it! [very light cheers from some of the audience but most are still continuing to pay attention to That Little Demon and booing That Little Demon because i haven't been in any good matches before]
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Jun 1, 2021 05:22
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Cavauro posted:(out of character here are the moves I know how to do so far: running the ropes, headlock, headlock takedown, headlock on the ground, and my finisher is the big punch to the head while the person is in a headlock) Well well well, looks like the Skeezy's pecker pal decided to come ringside. Listen Jabrone, you are lucky to even be in my presence, and for the record the only reason I know your name is because it says Call for a good time in the mens bathroom stall and then your phone number and a picture of your face with the words "No Rules" written on your forehead. You want a match? You have to earn it. We have a, well, lets just call him a special member of my team... an underling if you will. He goes by the name mallratcal, and yes he smells like a human sized turd... but in between eating toothpaste sandwiches I think he could mop the floor with you. You beat him tonight, and I will sign paperwork to agree to put my title on the line this sunday at ESF: Psychos Night
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Jun 1, 2021 05:32
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mean gene asks: merlin, are you a face? a face to some *spreads wizard cloak out A HEEL TO OTHERS *vanishes (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 1, 2021 05:46
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Jun 1, 2021 05:57
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The Voice of Labor posted:mean gene asks: merlin, are you a face? [Crowd cheering for me, a heel, as I put you in a giant toilet it took the stage crew 30 hours to assemble with no breaks] YOU WANNA SEE ME FLUSH THIS TURD? [Crowd goes wild, they don't even realize I'm a heel at this point] *Comically lifts a giant handle as you get sucked down the toilet covered in poo poo and piss like a jackass stunt* Tell CSPAM I said hello!
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Jun 1, 2021 05:58
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watermelongun’s my name, tweenin’s my game and i’m here to tell you i won’t take no guff off no bah-dee, sun’s hot but i’m hotter, belt’s gold but i’m golder and ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do unless i wants them to do it and baby ain’t nobody wants it better than me. i’m rippin, i’m snappin, i’m agreein and i’m gapin and i’m telling you nobody! i mean nobody! is gonna headlock punch me this psychos night. they’re gonna get the irish whip into the cornish whip into the miner whip and it’s gonna be a one, two, threee for the old rindmaster here and it will be GRAVY from sea to shining sea
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Jun 1, 2021 06:02
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Hey Skeezy, I know the boys back in the home office are pushing for you, because they all never went to college let alone finished high school... and when they aren't procreating with their own family members they show up to these shows and hand out these signs for their inbred family members to hold. Skeezy is God... no... I AM GOD , and divine punishment is about to be laid down. You show up ring side again and I'm gonna have to whoop you in the rear end, grab you by the throat, and see what sort of a man you really are.
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Jun 1, 2021 06:03
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[Shows Cold Open, Lights go down, everyone is focused on the jumbo screen] [Me, wearing the Something Awful Forumswide Championship belt over my shoulder, face painted red, wearing a black hooded robe] I had a vision... Yes, last night I had a vision.... And I felt a demon's breath flow through me, and it moved down into my stomach. It sloshed around. And my stomach spoke in a whisper, not a shout: “No one is your equal” To all the people in the locker room, too scared to challenge me, too scared to fight, and because I haven't had a decent match in ages I say the following.. Get out of here and don’t you dare turn around and come back. For if you do, all the armies of my boot will kick you in the teeth. And you will be cast up and thrown in the dirt and thrust back to the minor southern leagues that still exist for some awful reason. And as long as I have fists, I will bash you. Now get out of here. Get out of here, and stay gone... or you will be sent down into the depths, and remain the underclass that you are. [Lights go up, crowd is going insane and yelling]
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Jun 1, 2021 06:48
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That Little Demon posted:Find your rivals here, lets see promo skills. You're a loving heel
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Jun 1, 2021 07:15
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Uncle Frank posted:You're a loving heel Yeah? and what are you gonna do about it
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Jun 1, 2021 07:19
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IT WAS ME FRANK! I REPORTED YOU FOR POSTING AN IMAGE IN THE JACK OFF THREAD! HAH HAH HAH
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Jun 1, 2021 07:19
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im da babyface
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Jun 1, 2021 07:19
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i'm a hoss so i stand in the background trying not to emote too hard while my 5'6" buddy absolutely SCREAMS about my signature move the Atomic Bulldog, but he spilled some chili on his collar and it was still there when we went live so i'm sent back to developmental for another four years
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Jun 1, 2021 07:20
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WatermelonGun posted:watermelongun’s my name, tweenin’s my game and i’m here to tell you i won’t take no guff off no bah-dee, sun’s hot but i’m hotter, belt’s gold but i’m golder and ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do unless i wants them to do it and baby ain’t nobody wants it better than me. i’m rippin, i’m snappin, i’m agreein and i’m gapin and i’m telling you nobody! i mean nobody! is gonna headlock punch me this psychos night. they’re gonna get the irish whip into the cornish whip into the miner whip and it’s gonna be a one, two, threee for the old rindmaster here and it will be GRAVY from sea to shining sea JOHN CENA posted:im da babyface I'm thinking these two need to have a match... on sunday at EPA: Psycho's Night The babyfaced John Cena, vs the Lunatic WatermelonGun
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Jun 1, 2021 07:21
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my finishing move is shooting my opponent in the face with a gun.
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Jun 1, 2021 07:23
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Patware posted:i'm a hoss so i stand in the background trying not to emote too hard while my 5'6" buddy absolutely SCREAMS about my signature move the Atomic Bulldog, but he spilled some chili on his collar and it was still there when we went live so i'm sent back to developmental for another four years we got a spare referee uniform around here for you
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Jun 1, 2021 07:27
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That Little Demon posted:we got a spare referee uniform around here for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLLqHq3BFs
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Jun 1, 2021 07:29
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Psycho's Night Lineup (will add to OP) Sunday 6/6 Undercard - John Cena vs WaterMelon gun (special guest referee Patware) Mid Card - TBD Tag Championship Match - TBD Womans Championship Match - Larry Parrish vs TBH Hardcore Match - TBH [Locking up all the people who shouldn't post here together in a cage match where they have to grab a funny post they've made on a pole] TBH but theres a few contenders here already SA Subforum Championship - TBD Forumswide Championship - TBD
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Jun 1, 2021 07:33
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That Little Demon posted:we got a spare referee uniform around here for you 
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Jun 1, 2021 07:44
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Heel and my gimmick is Rat-like Goblin
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Jun 1, 2021 12:27
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I’m the commish
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Jun 1, 2021 14:00
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im a heel. if you require more info, my entrance music is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHzzOHUu3sw, except it has an added monster truck crash sound effect before it, complete w/ the crowd cheering and like 2 ppl going "oh no, i think hes dead". also, in my entrance everything goes dark in the first half and then halfway through everything starts exploding and theres fire in the ring posts and all the way through the ramp. my finisher is a powerbomb setup into a tiger driver hook up into a powerbomb lift up into an extended chokeslam grab into a pull for an f5 rotation that ends with a canadian destroyer if any1 wants to be rivals w/ me, thats cool. im in need of 2 jobber faces that i will easily destroy at once in a 3 week long program.
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Jun 1, 2021 14:32
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tao of lmao posted:I’m the commish Perfect. Please run the programs. Thank you
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Jun 1, 2021 14:43
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JOHN CENA posted:my finishing move is shooting my opponent in the face with a gun. starting to doubt if you are actually John Cena
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Jun 1, 2021 14:58
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Venomous posted:starting to doubt if you are actually John Cena 
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Jun 1, 2021 17:00
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It’s him alright
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Jun 1, 2021 17:28
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Jun 1, 2021 17:44
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That Little Demon posted:Perfect. Please run the programs. Thank you My one and only act as commissioner will be to book a Loser Leaves Town First Blood match between the two most AIDS ridden posters here.
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Jun 1, 2021 18:10
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I'm a baby face authority figure. Everyone loves the forum cops. Oh what's this some buttons? Would be a shame if I knew how to use them or cared to at all. Unfortunately I'm slowly going crazy and have been watching some deviant videos from on line, and all it would take is some mild criticism to turn heel. Be careful around me.
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Jun 1, 2021 19:34
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yea ok posted:I'm a baby face authority figure. Everyone loves the forum cops. Oh what's this some buttons? Would be a shame if I knew how to use them or cared to at all. Unfortunately I'm slowly going crazy and have been watching some deviant videos from on line, and all it would take is some mild criticism to turn heel. Be careful around me. my tweener sensibilities and desire for an action figure compel me to tell you to eff off man, eff off so hard, i reject your authority shitbag
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Jun 1, 2021 19:58
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Face in Quebec, heel everywhere else.
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