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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Future liquor that young people will discover and pretend they invented: grappa

Future vegetable that young people will discover and pretend they invented: manglewurzel

Future historical events that young people will discover and make all about themselves: our annexation of Hawaii. That was a really hosed up thing that happened. Nobody cares right now. But, perhaps, people will care in the future.

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I will have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

We'll all die at some point.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
On April 19th, I made bread

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


High

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i think the young people of the future will look around them and decide on how to proceed according to their conditions which are unknowable to us. what we believe today may even look ridiculous to them

*puffs on pipe*

i wish you good fortune on your journeys

*steps back inside hobbit house*

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

the op will make bad posts

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Farm Frenzy posted:

the op will make bad posts

not just the op

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Farm Frenzy posted:

the op will make bad posts

Get a load of The Ghost of Christmas Past over here

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Posts

You made some bad posts while drunk and mad at your family

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
elon musk will make a dumb statement that destroys a small nations worth of invisible money

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



things will generally get worse

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





global fascism

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Horseshoe theory posted:

We'll all die at some point.

this, but it'll all be at the same time

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

i will become a billionaire

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
No one under 50 is gonna drink grappa under any circumstances

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
You will die before the billionaire you hate most is on their second pair of lungs

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
things are looking up!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

I will have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


we make contact with plant people

a small but loud group of people call the plant people freeloaders because they eat sunlight

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

Its looking pretty good right now, just bought my fourth rental property and the tenants at my current ones were properly selected so we havent had any issues. It seems like this is a good time to be a property owner so I expect 50-70% returns on my current holdings YoY.

e: wrong thread

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

I will have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78oLAPZsDDw

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

tokin opposition posted:

You will die before the billionaire you hate most is on their second pair of lungs


PawParole posted:

i will become a billionaire

square that circle

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

My penis will be sucked

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
whoa... some of these predictions are pretty out there. oatmeal? shiiiiiiet I hope you didn't put money on that. anyway here's mine:

one of the mods will turn out to be a pedo

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Brrrmph posted:

I will have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow.

Checking in on this

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Farm Frenzy posted:

the op will make bad posts

This came true!

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

this thread will be gassed

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Vox Nihili posted:

No one under 50 is gonna drink grappa under any circumstances

I used to drink grappa in my twenties on the weekend at some Italian's coffee roastery.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
in the future:

computers, but more and smaller
older people hanging onto power
warm summers

72923
Jul 30, 2023
discover, pretend, invent. repeating

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

claymores are gonna make a comeback

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Lpzie posted:

claymores are gonna make a comeback

the mines or the swords?

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
In the future communist utopia they are not mines, they are ours.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Something will be bad then it'll get worse

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

in the future I will drink beer.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

yep just came true.

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