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BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

bulletsponge13 posted:

Wow. Who could have ever predicted this would go exactly as the experts predicted.

There are gonna some Soviet Vets laughing their asses off, drunk as gently caress that we got the same ending as they did.

It's the circle of life. In 30 years we'll get to laugh at the Chinese.

Who am I kidding, they'll just pay everybody off and leave the warlords well enough alone provided they don't interfere with business.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/mpopv/status/1399793647139233792?s=19

Eventually businesses will figure out that it costs less to manage their IT properly and spend money on it, but eventually is not today.

Nah, because it’s such an unlikely event according to this spreadsheet, there’s no ROI. MBAs hate contingency planning, especially when there’s a cost. Then it’s “why don’t we have a back up solution?”

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/mpopv/status/1399793647139233792?s=19

Eventually businesses will figure out that it costs less to manage their IT properly and spend money on it, but eventually is not today.

When it starts costing more to get hit than to block the hit, this will become true. These things cost money when they happen, but not nearly as much as a 10% it budget increase. The MBAs have done the math, and it says getting hit and smeared in the press but then business and stock price back to normal in 6 months is more cost effective than not getting hit. Customer data is an external problem that only costs token ID theft coverage to solve.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/mpopv/status/1399793647139233792?s=19

Eventually businesses will figure out that it costs less to manage their IT properly and spend money on it, but eventually is not today.

Nah, most businesses are, no poo poo, just figuring in the cost of a ransomware into part of doing business.

I kid you not. I've had multiple clients that are doing that, against my advisement. The only thing changing that is the Cyber Insurance industry finally starting to give the finger to businesses that ignore critical risks and refuse payouts.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1399814975854551041?s=20

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

CommieGIR posted:

Nah, most businesses are, no poo poo, just figuring in the cost of a ransomware into part of doing business.

I kid you not. I've had multiple clients that are doing that, against my advisement. The only thing changing that is the Cyber Insurance industry finally starting to give the finger to businesses that ignore critical risks and refuse payouts.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1399814975854551041?s=20

Some insurers are actually mandating fairly significant 2fa schemes before signing policies.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Laranzu posted:

Some insurers are actually mandating fairly significant 2fa schemes before signing policies.

Yup, largely because they realized they were going to lose a lot of money if they didn't actually enforce security changes.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

CommieGIR posted:

Yup, largely because they realized they were going to lose a lot of money if they didn't actually enforce security changes.

It always hits a nerve when we do something for an insurance regulation instead of a government regulation

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

CommieGIR posted:

Nah, most businesses are, no poo poo, just figuring in the cost of a ransomware into part of doing business.

I kid you not. I've had multiple clients that are doing that, against my advisement. The only thing changing that is the Cyber Insurance industry finally starting to give the finger to businesses that ignore critical risks and refuse payouts.

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1399814975854551041?s=20

I remember all this schlock about pre-9/11 mindset and whatever tossed around - clearly everyone that said that just meant it as an excuse to violate civil liberties and not as a societal call to action.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Current event: birds own

https://twitter.com/amazingposts_/status/1399444495410864128?s=21

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
That is a fuckin nightmare birb

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Dinosaurs didn't go extinct

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nz politicians not wanting to get left behind in being sleazy sacks of poo poo:


https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/300322828/former-national-candidate-jake-bezzant-leaves-party-as-serious-allegations-emerge posted:

A podcast was released publicly on Monday featuring allegations that Bezzant had impersonated the ex-girlfriend, using explicit images of her in order to impersonate her in sexting conversations with other men

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What's a ginger bear anyway?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Holy loving poo poo what the gently caress

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
They're very docile towards humans, even wild ones

e: which is probably to their detriment, since there's like 5,000 wild ones left?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/palafo/status/1399772169396174851

:catstare:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Milo and POTUS posted:

What's a ginger bear anyway?

I've usually heard it as gingerbeer, rhyming slang for engineer. It's a mariner thing.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/chadgarland/status/1399870014698799114?s=19

Disband Space Force or at least change it to Space Corps

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

Holy loving poo poo what the gently caress

I was doing some research just in case it was shopped and indeed:

1) it is a bird (stork)

https://twitter.com/ZoneNature03/status/1399375983841615877

2) that clackalacking is also real

https://twitter.com/OshikuruMifune/status/1399833221932662784

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Nz going for its own infrastructure week



I don't know the bridge, obviously, but I'm guessing this failure is a lot like the I-40 bridge. Minor member crossing between transverse members that carry the most of the load. I'd guess multi-span open spandrel deck arch?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's a ginger bear anyway?

Slang for a merchant marine engineering officer, see also “grease monkey”.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm the wrong person to answer that. I'll link you:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/300321989/ashburton-bridge-reopening-to-traffic-wishful-thinking?rm=a

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's a ginger bear anyway?

Fifty bucks, same as in town.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003



So I looked at the railroad bridge (Google Street View) and it has piles (conventional, multi-span steel beam bridge), which is supposed to prevent settling of piers due to flood scour. If the road bridge does not have piles, was subjected to significant flood flow and associated scour, and has subsequently been eroded so much that the pier settled, that thing is proper hosed.

I thought the bridge was higher before, which is why I assumed it was an arch.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





It was a massive flood. I'm uncertain if it was that same bridge, but one river recorded a flow of 1400m³, up from 10.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

It was a massive flood. I'm uncertain if it was that same bridge, but one river recorded a flow of 1400m³, up from 10.

If anyone wants context on that and is familiar with the Nashville floods from 2010 (most significant river flooding that I'm familiar with in recent history.....Houston during the hurricane was more lots of rain in a little area with nowhere to go), that was 38 times mean flow. What 2F just intimated is that this was 140 times mean flow.

https://waterwatch.usgs.gov/index.php is worth a look for anyone curious about US hydrology or open-channel river hydraulics.

e: (edited the Nashville date, I'm guessing the peak flow was up significantly, but I can't find it handy)

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 2, 2021

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Oh it was that same river, its there in the link.


quote:

At the peak of flooding Ashburton river was flowing more than 140 times its average volume of 10m3.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/chadgarland/status/1399870014698799114?s=19

Disband Space Force or at least change it to Space Corps

Space nazis good, dinosaur puppet bad

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Eej posted:

They're very docile towards humans, even wild ones

e: which is probably to their detriment, since there's like 5,000 wild ones left?

To be fair, if they where aggressive towards humans there'd probably be zero left, because holy poo poo that thing looks terrifying in a way bears and big cats don't.

but now that I know they're docile... pet the birb!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1399842925434097671

Coooooool.

Really can't wait to see this rear end in a top hat flame out when he runs for senate and/or president in 2024.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Defenestrategy posted:

To be fair, if they where aggressive towards humans there'd probably be zero left, because holy poo poo that thing looks terrifying in a way bears and big cats don't.

but now that I know they're docile... pet the birb!

I'm guessing there's near-alligator bite strength there so if they were aggressive it'd be bad.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Someone would have had some emu war style failures if they were aggressive by now

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Handsome Ralph posted:

https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1399842925434097671

Coooooool.

Really can't wait to see this rear end in a top hat flame out when he runs for senate and/or president in 2024.

VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO



I hate myself for typing that.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO



I hate myself for typing that.

Hogan's a republican so that doesn't really pan out


MD and MA have a fine tradition of voting blue no matter who unless it's for governor. It sucks rear end.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
For a seaboard state, it's a weird place. I spent about 4 months there at Edgewood.

There are worse places.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Handsome Ralph posted:

Hogan's a republican so that doesn't really pan out


MD and MA have a fine tradition of voting blue no matter who unless it's for governor. It sucks rear end.

Hogan's an old school Republican from back when they just didn't say the quiet poo poo out loud, so basically a RINO nowadays. Still a huge piece of poo poo, just from a deep blue state and knows how to play things as the "reasonable seasoned statesman" alternative to the howling insanity of the last 4 years.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Hogan's an old school Republican from back when they just didn't say the quiet poo poo out loud, so basically a RINO nowadays. Still a huge piece of poo poo, just from a deep blue state and knows how to play things as the "reasonable seasoned statesman" alternative to the howling insanity of the last 4 years.

Oh for sure. Problem is, the modern gop left those ghouls behind with the exception of the likes of Romney and Collins. He ain't winning a presidential primary and he sure as poo poo doesn't have a likely shot at the Senate in MD now because liberals in this state can't loving stand him anymore and conservatives see him as a betrayer.


He's basically a quieter version of Chris Christie but still manages to sit on his own balls with moves like this, moving to expand 495 in Montgomery County despite everyone there saying they don't want it, and his "I wrote in Ronald Reagan for president!" move last year.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Handsome Ralph posted:

Hogan's a republican so that doesn't really pan out


MD and MA have a fine tradition of voting blue no matter who unless it's for governor. It sucks rear end.

Living in Northern VA you learn enough about MD politics from the local news and we also have a DC Goon Slack...

Hogan enjoys cultivating the illusion that he's "one of the good ones." He's not. At best, he's a Reaganite/Goldwater Republican who still worships the Free Market and clearly believes the homeless and poor "have it too good."

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/chadgarland/status/1399870014698799114?s=19

Disband Space Force or at least change it to Space Corps

I told my friend in the Space Force to make it stop being so cringe and he said he was going to make it even cringier. it looks like he made good on his threat.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
what exactly does space force have to appeal to the guys who swear their recruiter told them they'd be a shoe in for special ops. Even the air force has the world's most serious weatherguys

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