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Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Do you know what I hated? That stupid loving surveillance balloon on our fob. I wanted to shoot it every day.
We called ours the Hindenburg because the locals absolutely loved motaring it when it was down, to try to make it explode or something. Thank gently caress they don't actually have hydrogen in them, since it was tethered right next to our combination workcenter/sleep area.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


BIG HEADLINE posted:

we also have a DC Goon Slack...

Oh yeah, I was in/am in that slack, I just lurk/don't look at it very much.

The Pandemic made the number of slacks/discords I'm in go from like two to eight or so. I only check like two of them on a daily basis.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Will Mickey be sad nobody will be exchanging salutes up and down Disney Avenue?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Bell_ posted:

Will Mickey be sad nobody will be exchanging salutes up and down Disney Avenue?

It's named after a specialist who died in "a tragic welding accident" so I doubt it

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I'll put it this way -- the absolute last places I would be haunting as a US soldier are:


  • Where I died
  • A military installation

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nah, you gotta haunt troops. It's the ultimate gig for a ghost, to gently caress with a group of people who have no choice but to deal with it.

What else you going to do with your time as a ghost?

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Nah, you gotta haunt troops. It's the ultimate gig for a ghost, to gently caress with a group of people who have no choice but to deal with it.

What else you going to do with your time as a ghost?

Haunt supply and the armorer, make little things go missing all the time.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Wasabi the J posted:

I'll put it this way -- the absolute last places I would be haunting as a US soldier are:


  • Where I died
  • A military installation

quote:

Henchman 21:
Dude, I barely believe you're real. I mean, if there were ghosts, they'd be freakin' everywhere!

Henchman 24:
Eh, not necessarily. You can only haunt someone you were close to in life.

Henchman 21:
And you chose me? Out of everything, you chose me?

Henchman 24:
Uh, before you get all teary-eyed, I could only choose between YOU, and a cocoon that is constantly getting blown up.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Haunt supply and the armorer, make little things go missing all the time.

Don't gently caress with motor pool, do gently caress with battalion S1.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/midnucas/status/1399958857028227072

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/luftballoons/status/1400048615318605834?s=21

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
He really almost said best there...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He was going to say “best”, but then he remembered that he likes slavery itself better.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I can't wait for the day he's found dead in some kinky device of his own creation in his basement by his landscaper.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Weird I was listening to that clip and all the dogs in my apartment building started barking

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Wow that’s impressive. He’s really forming a B there before he catches himself.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

FrozenVent posted:

Wow that’s impressive. He’s really forming a B there before he catches himself.

I can only think that it's intentional, in order to troll the libs. Like the OK symbol and all the other gaslighting poo poo these fascist fucks do.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Stultus Maximus posted:

I can only think that it's intentional, in order to troll the libs. Like the OK symbol and all the other gaslighting poo poo these fascist fucks do.

Except its not trolling if you honestly believe it. And he does. And so do the people who flash the OK symbol. Then it stops being trolling.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CommieGIR posted:

Except its not trolling if you honestly believe it. And he does. And so do the people who flash the OK symbol. Then it stops being trolling.

It's trolling if it's done to get a reaction. Most racist trolls mean it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Stultus Maximus posted:

It's trolling if it's done to get a reaction. Most racist trolls mean it.

The reaction is entirely about validating their worldview. Its less trolling, its more seeking a pat on the back.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Segregation was the blurst thing this country ever did

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CommieGIR posted:

The reaction is entirely about validating their worldview. Its less trolling, its more seeking a pat on the back.

In either case, I don't think it was accidental.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie killed off his blog today. RIP :laugh:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie killed off his blog today. RIP :laugh:

Without ready access to the media outside of the Whitehouse and his suspended twitter account, the grifter begins to starve...

People thought he was going to go right back on tour, but without an aircraft paid for by tax dollars, of course he doesn't want to spend to do so.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

CommieGIR posted:

Without ready access to the media outside of the Whitehouse and his suspended twitter account, the grifter begins to starve...

People thought he was going to go right back on tour, but without an aircraft paid for by tax dollars, of course he doesn't want to spend to do so.

Supposedly he’s going to start rallies again in mid-June but let’s see how quickly he abandons them if turnout is too :sad: for his liking.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


BIG HEADLINE posted:

I'm guessing there's near-alligator bite strength there so if they were aggressive it'd be bad.



Seemed able to just gently yeet this duck out of it's way.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CainFortea posted:



Seemed able to just gently yeet this duck out of it's way.

They are predators, usually eat eels and frogs on swamps. But I suspect they'd eat a duck in a heartbeat if they could.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

Without ready access to the media outside of the Whitehouse and his suspended twitter account, the grifter begins to starve...

People thought he was going to go right back on tour, but without an aircraft paid for by tax dollars, of course he doesn't want to spend to do so.

Apparently he's going to start up rallies again this weekend. He sees other grifters making money and he wants to get in on the act. Not sure if anyone's going to truly care - he's been doing phoners and random crap while making zero news with no new material. Probably going to be fun when he starts getting sued by private companies for running his mouth, since he doesn't have presidential immunity anymore.


Anyways, have some sportsball comedy:

https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1399183243883200529?s=19

https://twitter.com/AnthonyIrwinLA/status/1400106629635452931?s=19

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


CommieGIR posted:

Without ready access to the media outside of the Whitehouse and his suspended twitter account, the grifter begins to starve...

People thought he was going to go right back on tour, but without an aircraft paid for by tax dollars, of course he doesn't want to spend to do so.

Guarantee void in Tennessee

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Don't gently caress with motor pool, do gently caress with battalion S1.

I would mysteriously swap serial number plates for hand electropenned ones. They'd keep the same number, but it would never feel right.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Wasabi the J posted:

I'll put it this way -- the absolute last places I would be haunting as a US soldier are:


  • Where I died
  • A military installation

I would haunt Supply Chiefs on Aircraft Carriers until the heat death of the sun and be happy to do so.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

New non-binding toothless resolution dems are going to say firmly prevents them from doing anything just dropped

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1400074850530701314?s=21

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Refinery in Tehran is aflame

https://twitter.com/Khaaasteh/status/1400111351465484291?s=20

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Best Friends posted:

New non-binding toothless resolution dems are going to say firmly prevents them from doing anything just dropped

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1400074850530701314?s=21

drat if only doing anything but supporting Democrats no matter what wasn't aiding the GOP

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Refineries do burn up all the time.

In Tehran, though, you do have to wonder if foul play might be involved.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Platystemon posted:

Refineries do burn up all the time.

In Tehran, though, you do have to wonder if foul play might be involved.

Tonight on 60 Minutes....

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

Refineries do burn up all the time.

In Tehran, though, you do have to wonder if foul play might be involved.

They do, yes, especially in the US.

InAndOutBrennan
Dec 11, 2008
Kinda a bummer to have a refinery and a boat burn up the same day.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

Refineries do burn up all the time.

In Tehran, though, you do have to wonder if foul play might be involved.

It's not the only weird Iranian thing to happen in the last few days:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1399965556682412032?s=19

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1400120086761967621?s=19

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