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Man. I was working at OCP and my robot didn't work at all. I'm 51 years old and my robot was mad depressing. I'd look down at what was once a working enforcement droid to a small shrivelled up shell of Mr. Kinney On the combo I was on I consider myself lucky I could even get the vice president job at all. poo poo was sad man. Straight garbage. Now I got this gang coming to me from the steel mill on that next day goon hiring poo poo "Shout out to Clarence Boddicker, y'all hook it up" so I can get my droid back into working order. Shits been good though. Got off that combo that didn't do anything beside turn my enforcement droid off and I am back and I am ready to make money, mostly jerk off to defense contracts but hey. It is what it is, you feel me...?  
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CPL593H sounds like a droid name. You guys notice he kinda talks like us but he's not quite coherent? Yeah. We got us an infiltration bot right here. Sorry your field test is going poorly OP.
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*casually produces .50 hand gun* lets give this thing a test
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Bitches leave
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I skimmed this but what I got out of it was you want to gently caress and get jerked off by a robot. I believe there was something about getting cucked by the robot but I wasn't sure. You like what you like I guess 😞😞
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SneakySniper179 posted:I skimmed this but what I got out of it was you want to gently caress and get jerked off by a robot. I believe there was something about getting cucked by the robot but I wasn't sure. You like what you like I guess 😞😞  https://vimeo.com/86014703
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Anyone that claims they wouldn't gently caress a robot is a PRUDE.
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SneakySniper179 posted:I skimmed this but what I got out of it was you want to gently caress and get jerked off by a robot. I believe there was something about getting cucked by the robot but I wasn't sure. You like what you like I guess 😞😞 I was gonna link you to the other thread, but then I saw your username.
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I'd back ED-209 before the blue
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vyst posted:I'd back ED-209 before the blue One kills rich people
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We need ed209 moderation bot
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The ED stands for Erect Dong 209 is the length in ancient Roman cubitus (9,280 modern centimeters)
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Actually ED means Erectile Dysfunction
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The Management posted:Bitches leave what if the bitches stayed?
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Whenever I pull the pin on a gren I do a real weirdly sexual tongue thing
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I had to kill my urologist because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake! *chews viagra*
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staberind posted:
This is way too on the nose.
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You should see the latest prototype from OCPs japanese rival, Tekashi. Aint nobody too young for it
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I thought ED was erectile dysfunction
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GET A BONER YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF PENILE CODE 1.13 SECTION 9
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The Management posted:Bitches leave I tried to find a gif of the guys saying "Bitches... come!" from xXx. I googled xxx bitches come. I don't know what I was expecting.
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Born too early to explore the stars, born too late for ED-209
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iglU2tE4Y8
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THE SINGER OF MEN AR WORK HAS A GLASS EYE E
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