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Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

no one gives a poo poo what podcasts you do or don't listen to and trying to award yourself cred for being above a dumb comedy podcast is insanely pathetic

enclosed please find a picture of the only troops I support:

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Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
the australian sas are a bunch of vile assholes and got caught shooting afghani civilians as part of some initiation games, and also just for fun basically.

then china posted a photoshop of an australian soldier holding an afghani kid at knifepoint and our government got REAL mad about it.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

if you are a US troop the only way to become good is to frag your CO and defect

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

no one gives a poo poo what podcasts you do or don't listen to and trying to award yourself cred for being above a dumb comedy podcast is insanely pathetic

enclosed please find a picture of the only troops I support:


read the thread title! this ain't the horny troops thread! :clint:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
nice meltdown

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Dr. Killjoy posted:

read the thread title! this ain't the horny troops thread! :clint:

drake no: IDF thirst traps
drake yes: communist cuties on the way back from owning the American empire

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

indigi posted:

nice meltdown
didn't think we'd find people as whiny as Troop apologists but hey

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Tinder, Sailor, Hooker, Pimp: The U.S. Navy’s sex trafficking scandal in Bahrain posted:


https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/06/16/tinder-sailor-hooker-pimp-the-us-navys-sex-trafficking-scandal-in-bahrain/

Navy prosecutors later cited the text message exchange to allege that the duo had hatched a plan to fly several women in from Thailand, house them in Littlejohn’s off-post apartment and put them to work selling sex, with Littlejohn expected to take a cut of their earnings.

The petty officer would “take their passports, take their freedom,” Navy prosecutor Lt. Ty Christian said at Littlejohn’s trial in August 2019.

To seal the deal, Littlejohn allegedly paid Raiwest 1,000 Bahraini dinar (about $2,650 at the time) to front the cost of getting the prostitutes from Thailand to Bahrain, according to court records.

...

But in 2017, this alleged partnership between Littlejohn and Raiwest — chronicled in the text messages she provided to NCIS — helped spark a web of investigations that revealed how deeply involved some U.S. sailors had become with the commercial sex trade in Bahrain.

Throughout the next year, those probes uncovered evidence that sailors were housing prostitutes in their taxpayer-funded apartments, seizing the women’s passports and taking a cut of the women’s earnings, profiting from a sex trade that serviced shipmates who lived on the island or came ashore during port calls.

Allegations of brutal sexual assaults on the vulnerable woman also came to light, as did evidence of at least one sailor acting as an enforcer for local prostitutes, shaking down a shipmate for payments.
Disband the military

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


I was a dumb liberal and enlisted in 09 because I thought things were getting better (lol no they did not) and it just pushed me further to the left. Re-enlisting was never a consideration. The money I saw pissed away on outdated garbage from the Cold War broke me, especially because this was around the time Obama Care was a big cultural debate. I vividly remember hearing shipmates (who were receiving healthcare) compare that half-hearted nonsense to full-blown socialism. That we could never afford to give everyone medicine. This was while we were spending 10-500k dollars on refurbisjed parts for a radar platform designed during the 70's.

You will never find a more entitled group of people than active duty and veterans, mostly the men but sometimes the women. They will fully reap the benefits of free healthcare, free dental, retirement savings, and free housing while whining about "burger flippers" getting a whole 15 bucks an hour. They will use the most dishonest math imaginable to argue that they only get paid 5 cents an hour while receiving multiple allowances for housing and food.

You cannot find a more secure job if you have zero education and you are young. Every basic need is met and while the paychecks aren't large they're largely spending money. What happens is that the military is full of ALPHA MALES who need sports cars and expensive toys, so they sign up for giant loans as soon as they get out of boot camp and then they knock someone up and have 2 kids.

Then they spend their time resenting civilians who ask for higher pay because "I'm riiiisking my liiiiife and the guy at Burger King got my order wrong." They'll do this while cherry-picking pics of soldiers in combat to post on FB while they themselves are clerks or cooks.

Oh, and a lot of dudes who will piss and moan about the queers eroding our morals while they cheat on their wives with women who are being trafficked abroad.

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
Yeah, by '09 you should have known

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

it's "i'm not like those jocks" posting for the modern age except the jocks in question are a movie nerd, a depressed twitch gamer, and a history dork

I will litterally destroy you if you ever disrepect Felix Biederman again

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
this is on the level of Greenwald stans lol. at least they mostly keep to their thread

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
thought this recent article on Afghanistan had an interesting bit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/afghan-foreign-minister-meets-icc-prosecutors-discuss-war-crimes-investigation-2021-05-09/

quote:

In September 2020, the United States imposed sanctions on Bensouda for investigating whether American forces committed war crimes in Afghanistan.

although to his (meager) credit Biden did lift them

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Listen bud until you've stolen valor I dont wanna hear it

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

this is on the level of Greenwald stans lol. at least they mostly keep to their thread

post your podcast

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014
Wasn't the justification towards being sympathetic to troops that many rank and file army and navy troops were somewhat left leaning? That and that any significant revolution required support from the military.

My dumbass up until a year ago was considering joining the CAF to go to medical school because they pay 100% of tuitions, until I found about the Somali Affair.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somalia_affair

Which also refreshed memories of being told that the soldiers in Afghanistan were fighting for our freedom in elementary and middle school Remembrance Day Assemblies.

The CAF is going through a major sexual assault scandal as well, that runs all the way up to top brass.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

T-Paine posted:

Disband the military

In Nick Turse's Kill Anything That Moves he describes how the US army set up brothels where they forced Vietnamese women (often very underaged) to become prostitutes. These brothels were run by US army regiments, most famously the 3rd cavalry.

It's a very good book on why US troops are beyond redemption.

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014
By the way what do you guys think causes cool left wing military leaders like Nasser, Sankara,or the Carnation revolution? My guess is Conscription and/or Imperialism.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

In Nick Turse's Kill Anything That Moves he describes how the US army set up brothels where they forced Vietnamese women (often very underaged) to become prostitutes. These brothels were run by US army regiments, most famously the 3rd cavalry.

It's a very good book on why US troops are beyond redemption.

Remember when Roy Moore's buddy gave a speech about how he couldn't be a pedo because he, unlike an unnamed third officer, didn't rape anyone when they went to a child brothel together in Vietnam

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

StashAugustine posted:

Remember when Roy Moore's buddy gave a speech about how he couldn't be a pedo because he, unlike an unnamed third officer, didn't rape anyone when they went to a child brothel together in Vietnam

Charles Murray is also a pedo. All these people should be you know what in minecraft.


https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/847563076996128768

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

ToxicAcne posted:

By the way what do you guys think causes cool left wing military leaders like Nasser, Sankara,or the Carnation revolution? My guess is Conscription and/or Imperialism.

basically there's a significant difference between a conscripted or drafted military and a volunteer one (even if terms like 'economic conscription' get thrown around to describe the US army), and also a big difference between being in the military of a nation in the imperial core and one elsewhere (although that isn't to say that Global South Troops are good, they're usually still shitheads because that's what soldiers are)

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7T84ax2bLE

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Elderbean posted:

I was a dumb liberal and enlisted in 09

lmfao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


the one guy who screams after each boom is a wuss

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

John Charity Spring posted:

basically there's a significant difference between a conscripted or drafted military and a volunteer one (even if terms like 'economic conscription' get thrown around to describe the US army), and also a big difference between being in the military of a nation in the imperial core and one elsewhere (although that isn't to say that Global South Troops are good, they're usually still shitheads because that's what soldiers are)

yah. people who volunteer cause they want a job are virtually irredeemable

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
unless youve repented for your service by doing chelsea manning poo poo shut up and gently caress off

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

yah. people who volunteer cause they want a job are virtually irredeemable

theyre called mercenaries

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

paul_soccer12 posted:

theyre called mercenaries

yeah but like the mercenaries in The Rock were kinda cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4pobX0ZnXI

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Charles Murray is also a pedo. All these people should be you know what in minecraft.


https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/847563076996128768

Glad that the brightest minds of the RAND corporation were basing their theories of how to subjugate peasants based on "oh man she's totally into me"

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

the thing i remember at recruitment age, mid 2000s, is that even as a dumb lib in high school i saw that joining the military was for loving morons and dweebs. it was possibly the lamest thing you could do.

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Pro-tip for everyone in the thread, you can get free meals at most places on memorial day by pretending to be a troop

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Terminal autist posted:

Pro-tip for everyone in the thread, you can get free meals at most places on memorial day by pretending to be a troop
Don't we need to prove we were a Troop, like by bringing in a hefty bag of baby corpses?

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Defund the VA

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

indigi posted:

yah. people who volunteer cause they want a job are virtually irredeemable

People who volunteer because they want to kill are worse, and much more common than people want to admit

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

indigi posted:

yah. people who volunteer cause they want a job are virtually irredeemable

does this also apply to cops

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
the only troop I know is someone from high school who is currently in military prison because he shot his wife in the head when he found out she was cheating on him

the thing that makes me hate the troops tho, is all the other troops who come out to defend the guy by telling me how stressful iraq (this was during our glorious surge) is and how horrible it is to find out your wife is cheating on you etc

don't murder people please

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Homocow posted:

the only troop I know is someone from high school who is currently in military prison because he shot his wife in the head when he found out she was cheating on him

the thing that makes me hate the troops tho, is all the other troops who come out to defend the guy by telling me how stressful iraq (this was during our glorious surge) is and how horrible it is to find out your wife is cheating on you etc

don't murder people please

War is Hell. It's sad what it did to are Boys

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Homocow posted:

the only troop I know is someone from high school who is currently in military prison because he shot his wife in the head when he found out she was cheating on him

the thing that makes me hate the troops tho, is all the other troops who come out to defend the guy by telling me how stressful iraq (this was during our glorious surge) is and how horrible it is to find out your wife is cheating on you etc

don't murder people please

That seems pretty consistent with being a troop.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fort-bragg-murders-1153405/

They also like to gently caress kids.

https://unlimitedhangout.com/2021/04/investigative-reports/military-bases-housing-migrant-children-plagued-by-serial-sexual-abuse-claims/

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

the thing i remember at recruitment age, mid 2000s, is that even as a dumb lib in high school i saw that joining the military was for loving morons and dweebs. it was possibly the lamest thing you could do.

my parents were both bigly Clinton-style libs but I was raised by my mother to never even consider joining the military because it was for idiots who wanted to die for nothing, even though they supported poo poo like the Gulf War and Afghanistan etc. her attitude was probably influenced by her father and older brother having severe PTSD from WWII and Vietnam, respectively. my dad's opinion on it was "if they bring back the draft we're sending you to Canada"

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

does this also apply to cops

probably even moreso since for pigs it's easy to get out once you realize how poo poo it is. if you're afraid of jail you might see out the rest of your enlistment term but cops can just quit like that day and they'll still deposit your last check

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F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

indigi posted:

probably even moreso since for pigs it's easy to get out once you realize how poo poo it is. if you're afraid of jail you might see out the rest of your enlistment term but cops can just quit like that day and they'll still deposit your last check

yeah my bad i misread and thought you were be sarcastic; treating recruitees as "just wanting a job"

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