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Good Sphere

I'm only halfway through all the seasons. And Clown Face - whatever his name is, has Gotham on fire, but I have to know if Ross will get back with Emily or not. I just want that poor paleontologist to do okay in life.

# ? Jun 3, 2021 06:06

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 10:04

nut

*watches chandler and Joey sit in recliners* ha ha that�s like me and robin

# ? Jun 3, 2021 13:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

batman, hunched over his crime computer, clicking wildly, typing rapidly. suddenly a smile breaks across his cowled face.

"i knew it... ROBIN, COME HERE, QUICKLY! i'm a chandler. i need you to take this test to find out who you are!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 3, 2021 15:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Heather Papps posted:

batman, hunched over his crime computer, clicking wildly, typing rapidly. suddenly a smile breaks across his cowled face.

"i knew it... ROBIN, COME HERE, QUICKLY! i'm a chandler. i need you to take this test to find out who you are!"

# ? Jun 3, 2021 17:41

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alfred: " you're doing more... 'research'... master bruce?"

# ? Jun 3, 2021 17:59

nut

*sees ross kiss monica* haha that's like how i like to think of me and catwoman

# ? Jun 3, 2021 18:37

nut

*sees george costanza's dad* ha ha whoah angry and fiesty like commissioner gordon

# ? Jun 3, 2021 18:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"sir if you're done using the batfakes software to make monica/rachel pornography Gotham needs you... dear god are you really making monica/gunther porn!?"

# ? Jun 3, 2021 18:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I wonder if the Riddler would consider taking a nap on the couch with me...

# ? Jun 3, 2021 19:21

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Robin, I'm going out to fight crime. You'll have to handle the Wenis tonight.

# ? Jun 3, 2021 19:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

listen, batman, i know you think it's cool to do the fist bumping thing that ross does whenever you punch out a bad guy but they're all laughing at you

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 3, 2021 22:17

The Voice of Labor

batman only pretends to not like getting hit with the scarecrow gas that makes him believe he is a NEET netflix junkie

# ? Jun 4, 2021 01:30

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

"Could your plot to flood the Gotham bookstore with ice and steal all the Penguin Classics be any more foiled?"
*grinning and staring at the Penguin waiting for approval of the joke*
"Could it be any more foiled?"
*following the arresting officers out to the squad car*
"Could it be any more foiled? Remember that? Remember that bit? Hey"

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 16:50

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

*batman holds ugly naked guy by his ankles over the side of his apartment, appearing to directly address his dick and balls*

Gentleman, gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten of the residents of 90 Bedford Street's eyes. Their will to live. But your feast is nearly over. From this moment on, none of you are safe.

# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:39

alnilam

How Wonderful! posted:

"Could your plot to flood the Gotham bookstore with ice and steal all the Penguin Classics be any more foiled?"
*grinning and staring at the Penguin waiting for approval of the joke*
"Could it be any more foiled?"
*following the arresting officers out to the squad car*
"Could it be any more foiled? Remember that? Remember that bit? Hey"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

How Wonderful! posted:

"Could your plot to flood the Gotham bookstore with ice and steal all the Penguin Classics be any more foiled?"
*grinning and staring at the Penguin waiting for approval of the joke*
"Could it be any more foiled?"
*following the arresting officers out to the squad car*
"Could it be any more foiled? Remember that? Remember that bit? Hey"

# ? Jun 4, 2021 20:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

ah jeez alfred i hosed up bad. i was on a date with catwoman and well, she farted. no big deal, we're at that stage in our relationship. i guess, ah gently caress, i guess we aren't at the stage in our relationship where i can sing smelly cat at her and get away with it.
*batman reveals multiple scratch wounds*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 20:46

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Robin, if you put that cd in you are in BIG trouble young man
*Robin puts cd into batcomputer and it plays Rockin Robin. Robin jumps up and down excitedly. the studio audience (Alfred) laughs*

# ? Jun 4, 2021 20:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bluedeanie posted:

Robin, if you put that cd in you are in BIG trouble young man
*Robin puts cd into batcomputer and it plays Rockin Robin. Robin jumps up and down excitedly. the studio audience (Alfred) laughs*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 20:48

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

its what the japanese call "unagi" *breaks twofaces arm in three places*

# ? Jun 4, 2021 20:58

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Catwoman, put down the diamonds. It's not too late for you to change, like Phoebe changed... remember? She was a little hoodlum, she robbed Ross when he was young and stole his home-made "Science Boy" comic book. And then at the end of the episode she returns it because for some reason she kept it all along and they read it together. Selena... that could be us

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bluedeanie posted:

Robin, if you put that cd in you are in BIG trouble young man
*Robin puts cd into batcomputer and it plays Rockin Robin. Robin jumps up and down excitedly. the studio audience (Alfred) laughs*

# ? Jun 4, 2021 23:05