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Moo Cowabunga

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and I got the day off work and everything for it :ohdear:

what should I have got The Queen? What is going to happen to me? :guillotine:

what's good at the BP station?

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nut

don't bother, i already got her a very small man that says "criminy" all the time and no one's gonna top that

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
A good joke would be to wrap up something that she already owns and give that to her. Like St. James's Palace. She probably forgot it even exists.

Jaguars!


Top 10 items at the BP for buying for the monarch's birthday:
  • 91 Unleaded
  • Sausage roll gift basket
  • Sun faded woolly hat
  • Electrical tape and a can of V
  • Undying Loyalty to current head of state
  • itunes gift card
  • Woman's Day magazine subscription
  • Spend time with your family to make them contented subjects
  • Holiday 75s
  • Packet of Toffee Pops

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




thank you



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FutonForensic

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do

lmao

Stoner Sloth

FutonForensic posted:

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do

Escape From Noise

Maybe this for when her for when her wig is in the shop.

selan dyin

FutonForensic posted:

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do

phenomenal post

Moo Cowabunga

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agreed.



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nut

FutonForensic posted:

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do

your friend sk

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FutonForensic posted:

off with her head? how about you offer her head, instead. the sun never goes down on the queen, but i sure as hell do

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

buy her a smiths album

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Escape From Noise

The head of Johnny Rotten

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