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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006


ANOTHER SCORCHER!

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


this is how we evolve to finally live on the surface of the sun

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
man, maybe next time they outta call it COLDattle instead LOL!!!!! XD

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

it's hot everywhere fucker, get used to it, we're hosed

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'll call next week

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrIbtvlZnc

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

The Ministry of the Future" posted:

And then the sun cracked the eastern horizon. It blazed like an atom bomb, which of course it was. The fields and buildings underneath that brilliant chip of light went dark, then darker still as the chip flowed to the sides in a burning line that then bulged to a crescent he couldn't look at. The heat coming from it was palpable, a slap to the face. Solar radiation heating the skin of his face, making him blink. Stinging eyes flowing, he couldn't see much. Everything was tan and beige and a brilliant, unbearable white. Ordinary town in Utter PradeshSeattle, 6 AM. He looked at his phone: 38 degrees. In Fahrenheit that was-he tapped-103 degrees. Humidity about 35 percent. The combination was the thing. A few years ago it would have been among the hottest wet-bulb temperatures ever recorded. Now just a Wednesday Monday morning.

We just had a Heat Dome hit Phoenix last week, all week was 110-118 degrees and it sucked. The best part was when I went to pick up groceries and when I got out of my car it was honestly colder than it had been inside it thanks to the sun baking the interior to 120+. Stay indoors when you can and stay hydrated, I was drinking around 6+ liters a day and that is with AC. I can't imagine what it's like in the Pacific NW where no one has AC. Maybe take a trip down to Portland for a few days to chill?...wait, it's 115 degrees there this week?

Blow off some steam, and blow up some truck that rolls coal. Thanks FYGM Boomers for denying 50+ years of data that shows we're hosed by Global Warming if we don't act. Wait, too late, enjoy your inferno.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
What's the humidity

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Agreed. I'm an hour south and am holed up in my spare bedroom, since it is the coolest room, with a fan. It's tolerable, but drat. Real hot.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

it's still cold the higher up you go so my retirement plan is to live up on K2 and you'd better believe I won't be wearing any pants

just rock and ice and storm and abyss, atoms and stars and my nuts flapping in the wind

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's summer time, OP.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm hiding from the sun in Vancouver. I really wish I dug myself an underground living hole like I wanted to.

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
Is Seattle always hot like this during summer or is this a sign of global warming and we're doomed?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Scary Owl posted:

Is Seattle always hot like this during summer or is this a sign of global warming and we're doomed?

It's literally never that hot and the planet is hosed
As in, "This has never happened in recorded history" levels of hot.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Aww yea right, just throw on some sunny and a hat. Slip, slop, slap.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Big Scary Owl posted:

Is Seattle always hot like this during summer or is this a sign of global warming and we're doomed?

for seattle the 84F day at the end of the forecast in OP's pic, would normally be what people looked at and said "drat it's gonna be a scorcher"

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


It is hot as gently caress in the non-hillbilly parts of Oregon too. Things are getting too spicy for the pepper.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Big Scary Owl posted:

Is Seattle always hot like this during summer or is this a sign of global warming and we're doomed?

Seattle has gone above 100 degrees three times in recorded history.

It is forecast to do so for the next three straight days.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This is for Seattle's liberal crimes

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Have y'all tried praying for cooler weather?

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Minneapolis has been hot AF this summer, too. My yard is brown (not that I care) and we’ve had more 90+ days than I can remember ever having in June.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

lol if you've got kids

good job cursing them to an existence on a doomed planet idiot

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Big Scary Owl posted:

this a sign of global warming and we're doomed

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.


have you considered living in The Goddamned Arctic, OP

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Ad by Khad posted:



have you considered living in The Goddamned Arctic, OP



That shows a 48c (118f) ground temp in the arctic circle. The air temp there would have been in the mid 30s.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
i still dont know what to do with all those wilted salads and fried eggs......

im on fire again....


mercy

COOL OFF SEATTLE

ha ha ha

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Funky See Funky Do posted:



That shows a 48c (118f) ground temp in the arctic circle. The air temp there would have been in the mid 30s.
what the gently caress

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

what the gently caress

Yeah we're doomed. Nobody told you?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

this is how we evolve to finally live on the surface of the sun

I think Ali G talked to Buzz Lightyear about this one time

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Funky See Funky Do posted:



That shows a 48c (118f) ground temp in the arctic circle. The air temp there would have been in the mid 30s.



seattle fuckin wishes it had this weather

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Okay. Open all the windows and try to dry the mold out of your goddamned everything, drizzle baby.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Ad by Khad posted:



seattle fuckin wishes it had this weather

76°, partly sunny, and persistently on fire?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So take off all your clothes OP.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So take off all your clothes OP.

I don't wanna sunburn I don't normally see the sun for like 9 months a year

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

HonorableTB posted:

I don't wanna sunburn I don't normally see the sun for like 9 months a year

sounds like you'll never be the head of a major corporation :smug:

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

I'm visiting family in Portland right now, and it's 104 degrees earlier. Now I find out when I go back to Seattle on Monday it's going to be even loving hotter

What the gently caress even. I'll gladly give someone a loving kidney if it means I get to lie in a sweet rear end bathtub of ice

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Big Scary Owl posted:

Is Seattle always hot like this during summer or is this a sign of global warming and we're doomed?

It is very much the second one.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Klyith posted:

76°, partly sunny, and persistently on fire?

yeah precisely, cause seattle has the other two plus 30 degrees more

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Yeah Im up in Bellingham and this is the hottest its been in the 9 yrs Ive been up here. Ithought we left the Death Weather behind in so cal but like the weirdo from it follows it finally found us.

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